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Jax Saurian
GunFall Mobilization
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Posted - 2014.04.02 00:52:00 -
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Hello everyone!
Welcome to:
The Tales of Awesomeness
I wish to start a thread where people can freely post stories about:
amazing battles, unbelievable feats, or overcoming nigh impossible challenges
You can post as many stories as you can
Just try to keep it
Awesome
Allow me to begin with my most recent battle
"and when they catch you, they will kill you... ...but first they must catch you" motto of the scouts
Closed Beta Vet
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ThePrinceOfNigeria
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
429
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Posted - 2014.04.02 00:57:00 -
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I spawned. Pretty glorious stuff. |
Kn1qht
INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACE KAT FEDERATION
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Posted - 2014.04.02 00:58:00 -
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Once in a battle i was flying threw the sky's on my unicorn fairy and i had a banana and a pretty awesome cape i was like pow pow , then they came from the alien's **** and i got on my tail and jump on the roof of the choppy and padded that guy , I love you . 
THIRD EYE | O.E.G| WIN AUR !
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
524
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Posted - 2014.04.02 00:58:00 -
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AMAZING!
We can pickle that.
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LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
1791
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:01:00 -
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I once ran into the enemy redline and died immediately upon entry. |
Patrick57
6544
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:01:00 -
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Got into a match that was halfway over, spawned and got 11 kills with a Shotgun before dying, without using Cloak. 
Uber-1337 stuff right here.
When I'm depressed I cut myself.... a BIG SLICE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE
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Awesome Pantaloons
Lokapalas.
412
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:05:00 -
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The other day I was driving around in my LAV with my shiny Amarr Commando. We had all objectives, then one stared getting hacked so I said f*** it and went on over. This is where the awesome starts.
I see two reds, one in front of my and one to the left. I bail out of my LAV, which then runs over the guy in front of me, killing him. It proceeds to roll into a partially damaged red LAV that came whipping out of nowhere, blowing both of them up. The poor guy to the left gets CRD-9 scrambled.
I was all out of gum that day.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
-The Code of Demeanor
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
524
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:06:00 -
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SPECTACULAR!
We can pickle that.
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Kn1qht
INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACE KAT FEDERATION
17
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:07:00 -
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WONDERFUL !
THIRD EYE | O.E.G| WIN AUR !
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Izlare Lenix
Arrogance.
346
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:08:00 -
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I joined a game late yesterday and when I joined the reds had four of the five objectives and we were deep into our mcc's armor. I spawned on the one point we had and went 18/0 in less than five mins. I was also the only blue on the point, I think my team had given up at that point.
Gun control is not about guns...it's about control.
The only way to ensure freedom is by having the means to defend it.
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2122
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:08:00 -
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This one time in Dust Camp, all I did was drive around in a match! Never stepped out. Played cat and dog with two dropships and left them in the dust. Got a gunner and we went crazy. |
Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
1152
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:09:00 -
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One-shot a medium frame with an STD tac sniper. it was return fire. he hit me twice and didn't even punch trough my shields, on a Cal-commando with no shield mods.
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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Michael-J-Fox Richards
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
157
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:19:00 -
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one time in faction warfare i was on a crappy team and i squadded up with some random blues and my squad was taking this one objective there was nobody around and one guy was hacking and i went up to him and yelled "i love you dimebag!" and shot and killed him then threw a nade at my feet and killed myself
i fought in WW2, viet nam and in near future wars involving robots all in one lifetime just like MGS and COD characters!
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Yoma Carrim
PAND3M0N1UM
Lokun Listamenn
393
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:25:00 -
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Spawned into a Ambush today on Mantis Peak. thinking there would be vehicles I pulled out a cheep Proto Forge Gun fit.
Turns out I was wrong. We spawned into close quarters on a rare small socket in north of the map. Next thing I know I'm knee deep in Proto sentinels with HMGs with just me in my caldari STD sentinel and a Hero Logi stuck out in the front.
I managed to go on a 10 forge gun only kill streak before my Hero Logi died and I took a SMG to the back of the skull.
The sad thing was I never got the Hero Logi's name
I was too busy keeping a third of the enemy team at bay.
When you turn a corner and find the entire enemy team.Oh Heck
Logi, Tanker, Heavy
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Silver Strike44
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
0
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:31:00 -
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One time, I was telling some of my friends how awesome it would be if I could get a charged scrambler rifle headshot on a dude in an lav that was moving while strafing at 40+ meters. I then proceeded to do precisely that not fifteen seconds later. Also, I got a double with a plasma cannon once. Im sure you can guess which of these two events im more proud of.
Filler
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Patrick57
6559
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Posted - 2014.04.02 01:34:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Got into a match that was halfway over, spawned and got 11 kills with a Shotgun before dying, without using Cloak. Uber-1337 stuff right here.
:O I thought of another one.
I was using my Lazor Rifle, and shooting at the driver and passenger of an LAV, that happened to be sitting still. I headshotted the passenger out first, and then immediately after, headshotted the driver, since they were sitting in the exact same position.
Moar uber-1337 **** right here!
When I'm depressed I cut myself.... a BIG SLICE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE
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Rusty Shallows
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Posted - 2014.04.02 02:02:00 -
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On one of the older Line Harvest maps from Closed Beta I was door-gunning in a Dropship. We had taken a critical hit and were going down from a low altitude. As we burned our ship did a shallow course next to a red Null Cannon. Right before impact I tapped eject and landed without taking any damage. Downhill just a short distance were two red-dots who were watching the crashing Dropship. I can only imagine how badass it must have been to see an HMG Heavy stepping right out of a burning wreck like that.
Sadly my HMG at the time was made by Nerf-Tech and the foam darts only partially injured one of them before the ARs finally chewed through my suit.
Forums > Game: So here is a cookie and a Like. Please keep posting.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! >>> GòÜ(GÇóGîéGÇó)Gò¥ >>>
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Awesome Pantaloons
Lokapalas.
414
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Posted - 2014.04.02 02:13:00 -
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Just killed a proto Gallente Sentinel who had a Boundless 1-on-1 in a Minmatar basic sentinel with a basic HMG. LULZ!
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
-The Code of Demeanor
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TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
1967
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Posted - 2014.04.02 02:19:00 -
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about 2 days ago, I was on manus peak, and a guy on the enemy team was trying to murder taxi. so at one point he starts coming at me full speed, so I went all YOLO420BLAZEIT and ran straight towards him, jumped, and somehow shot him out of the LAV going full speed with a shotgun.
don't think that will ever happen again, but it was arguably the coolest thing I've ever done in this game.
Anime > EVERYTHING
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Venerable Phage
Red Shirts Away Team
100
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Posted - 2014.04.02 02:44:00 -
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For some reason I can only murder taxi with captured LAVs.
Best kill on a LAV. I turned to my right and saw a LAV which my radar didnt detect,, was about to be run over by 3 reds when I reflex shot and OHK the driver and the LAV stopped at my knees. Blues killed the passenger and gunner as they were all stationary targets. It was sweet, seeing such random teamwork.
Oh and killing the driver with a plasma cannon was even sweeter. |
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
R 0 N 1 N
1057
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Posted - 2014.04.02 03:15:00 -
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Accidently forged the driver of a murder-taxi instead of his LAV, headshotted him right out of his vehicle, and his LAV ran over me.
Proficiency X in Rage, No-Scopes, and Mass Driver Direct Hits
Nova Knife Operation lvl 4
Amateur Proficiency X
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abarkrishna
WarRavens
359
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Posted - 2014.04.02 03:56:00 -
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Was doing a domination on manus peak and there were these 2 enemy LAV's driving around the map murder taxiing and such. I managed to shoot out the drivers several times from almost 200 meters away. I of course also blew up their vehicles afterwards.
I even got hate mail from them calling me a hacker because I killed them so many times.
No you kill this blueberry hacking the CRU we are camping. I already killed the last 2.
When will they learn!
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
4009
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Posted - 2014.04.02 04:28:00 -
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I once Nova Knifed the Driver out of a moving LAV
I was killed shortly afterwards as I no longer had the controller in my hands, as I was literally rolling on the ground, laughing manically.
I got my cloak and daggers, I'm a very happy Ghost
I hack at Mach V
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Rion0
Dark Side Alliance
17
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Posted - 2014.04.02 05:26:00 -
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K, two stories, not related. Awhile back, right after mega-super-awesome tanks had their spotlight, I used to camp for days on one of the maps that has a little archway over one of the main roads to the city. After a week of this assinine behavior, I just decided to try to remote the next vehicle that crossed my path. Turned out to be an lav, and it also turns out that when you deploy re's and it only sticks to the drivers head( or lap), the vehicle doesn't blow up. So +50 for me, plus free lav to **** around in.
Second half(completely unrelated) day one of cloaked medium frames and commandos thinking they are intellectual scholars, what with all that math going into your suits. Psshh! Math sucked in school, and now it sucks in real life too. Anyhoo, mass drivers = much fun to be had. And I'm still cal-assault, no cloaks, no dampeners, just explosive fun-time bags of non-joy. |
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