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Nirwanda Vaughns
Death Firm.
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Posted - 2014.03.31 12:53:00 -
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when they forget their mic is on?
So we've all been playing solo, loaded up a match and comms switches to team chat. most of us don't have our mics on but others who use their ps3 eye cams tend to forget we can all here them and go about their daily conversations/arguements.
whats the best snippets you've heard. below are some of my faves.
up first, procreation done right
mrs bluedot: so you're saying you don't want kids?
bluedot: no i want kids just not with you.
mrs bluedot: any why the hell not me?
bluedot: cos i met your family, world don't need any more f***ers like that it in
secondly bullying woes
bluedot 1: nah man i hate school, get some a**hole at me all the time.
bluedot 2: can't be that bad man.
bluedot 1: i'm 110 pounds with a ginger jewfro. when the big kid takes my lunch money he then asks me the best way to invest it.
Advice on how to please your woman
bluedot: when i eat pu**y i go at it like a starving velociraptor!
Domestic bliss
mrs bluedot: oh so while you play on your video games all day i'm running to the store and takign my a** to work. what the hell you ever do for me?
bluedot: i do plenty!
mrs bluedot: oh yeah like what the hell you ever done for me?
bluedot: just forget it ffs
(hear a door slam)
bluedot muttering to himself: what i ever do for her? i tell you what, i resist the urge to push that b**ch under a bus every god damn day thats what i do
Rolling with the punches
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ANON Cerberus
Tiny Toons
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Posted - 2014.03.31 12:57:00 -
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Nirwanda Vaughns wrote:when they forget their mic is on?
So we've all been playing solo, loaded up a match and comms switches to team chat. most of us don't have our mics on but others who use their ps3 eye cams tend to forget we can all here them and go about their daily conversations/arguements.
whats the best snippets you've heard. below are some of my faves.
up first, procreation done right
mrs bluedot: so you're saying you don't want kids?
bluedot: no i want kids just not with you.
mrs bluedot: any why the hell not me?
bluedot: cos i met your family, world don't need any more f***ers like that it in
secondly bullying woes
bluedot 1: nah man i hate school, get some a**hole at me all the time.
bluedot 2: can't be that bad man.
bluedot 1: i'm 110 pounds with a ginger jewfro. when the big kid takes my lunch money he then asks me the best way to invest it.
Advice on how to please your woman
bluedot: when i eat pu**y i go at it like a starving velociraptor!
Domestic bliss
mrs bluedot: oh so while you play on your video games all day i'm running to the store and takign my a** to work. what the hell you ever do for me?
bluedot: i do plenty!
mrs bluedot: oh yeah like what the hell you ever done for me?
bluedot: just forget it ffs
(hear a door slam)
bluedot muttering to himself: what i ever do for her? i tell you what, i resist the urge to push that b**ch under a bus every god damn day thats what i do
Haha that last one was funny.
My experiences have usually been really loud angry Russians or something? (EUTZ in team chat randoms)
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Kasote Denzara
A Vulture
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Posted - 2014.03.31 12:58:00 -
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+1
"Go ahead and dual tank. My Commando dual ganks." -Kasote Denzara, Uprising 1.7
Long live the Commandos!
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2105
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Posted - 2014.03.31 13:09:00 -
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I don't care even if these are fakes. I lol'd to every story XD |
m twiggz
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
405
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Posted - 2014.03.31 13:24:00 -
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Great stuff! I have a few snippets to add.
Obviously on a speaker phone and forgot mic was on
Bluedot: Hey, what's for dinner?
Phone: I'm not sure, aren't you hanging out with Rachel tonight?
Bluedot: No I'm going to tell her I have homework and play video games.
Phone: WHAT THE F*** DAN THIS IS RACHEL YOU A**HOLE!
-silence-
Seemed like a new couple
Person: Hey babe when are you going to stop playing that game and play with me?
Bluedot: When I can customize the way you look.
This happened on the daily with an old corp mate of mine. Usually far less PG than this.
Woman: You want a lap dance?
Bluedot: Hell yeah! Get over here!
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Bluedot: *Laughter*
Woman: Yeah you like that?
StupidBlueDot: WTF dude get a room I don't wanna hear that!
TheRestOfUs: WTF YOU JUST RUINED IT YOU A**HOLE!
Bluedot: Whoops! Sorry guys forgot to mute my mic, I'll brb.
-silence- |
Hecarim Van Hohen
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Posted - 2014.03.31 13:53:00 -
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I laughed, thanks dude
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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Ansiiis The Trustworthy
Mocking Bird Inc.
951
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Posted - 2014.03.31 14:01:00 -
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Someone was cooking bacon and moaning under his nose about how good it's going to be.
Don't be stupid - I can obviously see you.
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Nirwanda Vaughns
Death Firm.
494
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Posted - 2014.03.31 14:03:00 -
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m twiggz wrote:Great stuff! I have a few snippets to add.
Obviously on a speaker phone and forgot mic was on
Bluedot: Hey, what's for dinner?
Phone: I'm not sure, aren't you hanging out with Rachel tonight?
Bluedot: No I'm going to tell her I have homework and play video games.
Phone: WHAT THE F*** DAN THIS IS RACHEL YOU A**HOLE!
-silence-
Seemed like a new couple
Person: Hey babe when are you going to stop playing that game and play with me?
Bluedot: When I can customize the way you look.
This happened on the daily with an old corp mate of mine. Usually far less PG than this.
Woman: You want a lap dance?
Bluedot: Hell yeah! Get over here!
...
Bluedot: *Laughter*
Woman: Yeah you like that?
StupidBlueDot: WTF dude get a room I don't wanna hear that!
TheRestOfUs: WTF YOU JUST RUINED IT YOU A**HOLE!
Bluedot: Whoops! Sorry guys forgot to mute my mic, I'll brb.
-silence-
had a very similar one to the last when i was on eve several years ago. in a fleet and one of the guys gf comes home. he says he has to go and closes client down. unfortunatly for him he forgot we was using teamspeak and not in game vopice comms so we heard all of his rather short 'catch up' with his gf and also th efollowing arguement as he proceeded to load eve back up to rejoin us...... to a very large round of applause and laughter
Rolling with the punches
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Ghosts Chance
Inf4m0us
1692
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Posted - 2014.03.31 14:05:00 -
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i hang out int he cool kid chat rooms and never dare venture into the sesspool that is team chat. |
m twiggz
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
409
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Posted - 2014.03.31 14:07:00 -
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Nirwanda Vaughns wrote:had a very similar one to the last when i was on eve several years ago. in a fleet and one of the guys gf comes home. he says he has to go and closes client down. unfortunatly for him he forgot we was using teamspeak and not in game vopice comms so we heard all of his rather short 'catch up' with his gf and also th efollowing arguement as he proceeded to load eve back up to rejoin us...... to a very large round of applause and laughter
Ahahaha! That definitely 1ups mine. Kudos. |
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Nirwanda Vaughns
Death Firm.
498
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Posted - 2014.03.31 14:18:00 -
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m twiggz wrote:Nirwanda Vaughns wrote:had a very similar one to the last when i was on eve several years ago. in a fleet and one of the guys gf comes home. he says he has to go and closes client down. unfortunatly for him he forgot we was using teamspeak and not in game vopice comms so we heard all of his rather short 'catch up' with his gf and also th efollowing arguement as he proceeded to load eve back up to rejoin us...... to a very large round of applause and laughter Ahahaha! That definitely 1ups mine. Kudos.
another eve one was in a fleet and all of a sudden in the back ground we hear
"kyle honey its school in the morning so turn your game off and get in shower"
to which our FC embarrisingly yells back "ffs mom i'm in a fleet do you have to do that s**t all the time"
again, lots of laughter and taking the p**s for months to come. pretty much every time it got to 8pm someone would ask him if it was bedtime for him or not
Rolling with the punches
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neausea 1987
R 0 N 1 N
94
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Posted - 2014.03.31 14:58:00 -
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that sh*t is too funy, once i heard a young kid in the squad trying to talk like the adults and said f**k yeah i love pu**y(vag) and apparently the parents heard and all you here is wtf did you say followed by (insert name) has left the battle.
this is all I have a¦Ñ_a¦Ñ.... GòÜ(GÇóGîéGÇó)Gò¥ .... (Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+ ......... Gö+GöüGö+ n+¦pâ+(`-ö´)n+ën+¦ Gö+GöüGö+ i need more QQ tears MORE!!
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Apison Valusgeffen
THIRD EARTH INCORPORATED
Dark Taboo
22
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Posted - 2014.03.31 21:59:00 -
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neausea 1987 wrote:that sh*t is too funy, once i heard a young kid in the squad trying to talk like the adults and said f**k yeah i love pu**y(vag) and apparently the parents heard and all you here is wtf did you say followed by (insert name) has left the battle.
Lol @ has left battle. Hell, that kid just lost the entire war!!! Lol good stuff.
"You shot who in the what now?"
- Jasper Beardly, The Simpsons: Season 7 - Episode 1
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Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
2790
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Posted - 2014.03.31 22:05:00 -
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That second one cracked me up, kids are thinking long term these days
I'll start my own war, with hookers, and blackjack!
In fact forget the war and the blackjack.
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Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
1193
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Posted - 2014.03.31 22:21:00 -
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Reminds me of stories of 3rd party EVE coms where some guy tended to spank his monkey with the mic on... |
Roy Ventus
Axis of Chaos
1553
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Posted - 2014.03.31 22:21:00 -
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Newcomer: Hey(In high pitch voice)
Roy: Hey
Squadmate: Hey.
Roy: *mutters* It's a twelve year old girl
Squadmate: It's a fourteen year old boy.
Newcomer: HEY I'M A TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL.
Roy: Should've put money on it.
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Roy: *Dies* Gatdamnit. We're getting steamrolled.
Newcomer: *Gets another kill* Wahh-Wahh. I'm Roy Ventus and I can't get a kill. And I'm so cool but I can't get a kill.
Roy: Really? Am I being mocked by a twelve year old?
Newcomer: Wahh-Wahh, I'm Roy Ventus and I'm getting mocked by a twelve year old.
Squadmate: (Laughs) You're her b*tch, Roy.
Newcomer: Shut up b*tch.
Squadmate: OYE YOU SHUTTUP... B*TCH
Maybe it isn't as funny to you but the sillyness of us arguing with a twelve year old girl who was getting lucky in a match was horribly hilarious. We couldn't even argue about why we were sucking so bad that match 
"There once was a time when there wasn't a Roy Ventus and it wasn't much of a time at all."
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Nirwanda Vaughns
Death Firm.
504
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Posted - 2014.03.31 22:49:00 -
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Roy Ventus wrote:Newcomer: Hey(In high pitch voice) Roy: Hey Squadmate: Hey. Roy: *mutters* It's a twelve year old girl Squadmate: It's a fourteen year old boy. Newcomer: HEY I'M A TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL. Roy: Should've put money on it. - -- ---
Roy: *Dies* Gatdamnit. We're getting steamrolled. Newcomer: *Gets another kill* Wahh-Wahh. I'm Roy Ventus and I can't get a kill. And I'm so cool but I can't get a kill. Roy: Really? Am I being mocked by a twelve year old? Newcomer: Wahh-Wahh, I'm Roy Ventus and I'm getting mocked by a twelve year old. Squadmate: (Laughs) You're her b*tch, Roy. Newcomer: Shut up b*tch. Squadmate: OYE YOU SHUTTUP... B*TCH Maybe it isn't as funny to you but the sillyness of us arguing with a twelve year old girl who was getting lucky in a match was horribly hilarious. We couldn't even argue about why we were sucking so bad that match
i hate the whole awkward is a 12yr old boy or just a girl thing hahaha many time i've called someone 'dude' when they jump in squad and after a few mins they chirp up "y'know i am actually a girl don't ya?" then all the squad mates go quiet and on their best behavior
Rolling with the punches
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