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SPACE SYPHILIS
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
41
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Posted - 2014.03.28 23:54:00 -
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Samuel L. Jackson walks into the room dressed like Pitt from Pulp Fiction to narrate; He clears is throat and begins to speak
The SG is fine, trust me. I like the SG and I am a heavy, its the cloak somewhat. Me I personally think its fine, I do not care. I am a mean Mother F**** who does not give a ****. I say bring it on mother F***** i dare you i double dog dare you to come over hear and tell me to my face that I aint S*** I will gouge out your eyes and skull F*** your mother. Do you understand? What, say what again I swear to all that is holy and I will rip out your tongue.
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. HMG here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
Do understand scouts I am coming for you and guess what I am not who think I am.
Samuel laughs as he walks from the room. |
noob cavman
Escrow Removal and Acquisition
Dirt Nap Squad.
1010
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Posted - 2014.03.28 23:56:00 -
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I want to be a caveman!
Ccp: DENIED YOU DRUNK
Gö+GöüGö+ n+¦pâ+(`-ö´)n+ën+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
We are the blue waffle!
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Patrick57
Holdfast Syndicate
Amarr Empire
6300
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Posted - 2014.03.28 23:56:00 -
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He did not say that. |
Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
3697
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Posted - 2014.03.28 23:57:00 -
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John Travolta Says:
"How many guys"
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"Six? We should've brought a shotgun" |
Solitar Stormwatch
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
17
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Posted - 2014.03.29 00:05:00 -
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I thought you were going to gives us a link to the famous Snakes on a Plane quote 
Proud Caldari Loyalist, I stare at those 4 eyes with a smirk as I get taken down. For The State and her allies o7
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Ace Boone
G0DS AM0NG MEN
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
64
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Posted - 2014.03.29 00:05:00 -
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+1 for effort.
meh.
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SPACE SYPHILIS
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
41
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Posted - 2014.03.29 00:06:00 -
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Solitar Stormwatch wrote:I thought you were going to gives us a link to the famous Snakes on a Plane quote
Correction snakes on a Mother F**** plane |
Solitar Stormwatch
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
17
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Posted - 2014.03.29 00:07:00 -
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SPACE SYPHILIS wrote:Solitar Stormwatch wrote:I thought you were going to gives us a link to the famous Snakes on a Plane quote Correction snakes on a Mother F**** plane
Thank you for the clarification .o.
Proud Caldari Loyalist, I stare at those 4 eyes with a smirk as I get taken down. For The State and her allies o7
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