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Baal Omniscient
L.O.T.I.S.
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
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Posted - 2014.03.28 00:32:00 -
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Real Men Of Genius. "~Real men of genius~"
Today we salute you, Mr. Flavor of the Month Man. "~Mr. Flavor of the Mo~nth Man~!" Whether it's dropping some SP into an overpowered rifle or dumping it all on the next overpowered suit, you are always on top of the next big trend. "~How do I spec into tear goblets?~" You roll over new players with ease and laugh at their anguished hatemail, soaking up the feeling of having skill while requiring none do well. "~Pass me the popcorn!~" Crushing the NPE by day and tank-spamming AV players spirits by night, you are always looking out for number one. "~Ooooh! Vehicle limit reached!~"
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light Pursuer of the Overpowered, because when the nerf bat rolls in, the real heavies, scouts and tankers will roll out.... on you. "Mr. Flavor of the Mo~nth Man~~~~~~"
>IMPORTANT NOTICE<
This is a remake of one of the best threads the Dust forums has ever seen, started long ago by HowDidThatTaste. It's a classic piece of Dust 514 Forum history.  Link to the origional thread for those who want to read some more before posting, or for those just interested. And I will leave the same message here that he left on his thread:
This is just a parody of the things we see in the game not a thread on why one should or should not do these things. Just a PARODY!
Now, let's hear some of yours!
MAG ~ Raven
I GÖú puppies.
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HowDidThatTaste
Ancient Exiles.
Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2014.04.11 10:29:00 -
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Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Dropship Driver. (Mr. Dropship Driver) You start your day with a "boom boom from the top of the tower." and a "pew pew" from your sniper rifle. While most clones run below in blind stupidity, you proudly sit two hundred feet above the fray. (uugghh!) No one knows the guts it takes to fly so high with glowing swarms approaching from one direction. Or the insults one has to endure from the forums . (He's a camper) Blaring horns, profanity, vicious insults - all met with a courtly tip of your militia hat. (Cheerio!) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buggy boy, because the way you say "KDr/R" makes us say "you go girl"! (whoa whoa whoa)
Add your favorite genius parody ,
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HowDidThatTaste
Ancient Exiles.
Dirt Nap Squad.
4565
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Posted - 2014.04.11 10:45:00 -
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MR.FORUM POST WHINER
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr. Forum Post Whiner
(Mr. Forum post Whiner)
Armed with your trusty keyboard you do the impossible, make an incredibly dirty place even dirtier
(Mash it down now)
Your jokes make us pee our pants, lucky for us, they're down around our ankles
(Yeah)
You answer our most vexing question, What ever happened to the man from Nantucket?
(Oh, that's a good one)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O' Troll of the war room , because when we're looking for a good time we call you.
(Mr. Forum post whiner) |
Games Haven
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2014.04.11 11:38:00 -
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*ahem*
May or may not be not the guy you might be thinking of.
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trollface dot jpg
The Bacon Corporation
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Posted - 2014.04.27 04:47:00 -
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Don't have one, but here's my favorite real one. Ya know.... to get people into the groove of the tune....
RIP MAG, you will be missed.
MAG Vet ~ Raven
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens
Final Resolution.
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Posted - 2014.04.27 05:01:00 -
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Good ol' Dunkey.
"People that quote themselves in signatures confuse me." -Joseph Ridgeson
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