Thales. The one and only thing you are guarenteed to lose within 60 seconds of your first kill posted using a Thales if you are in a match against me.

Guarenteed.

Why?

It's not the fact you are 250/500 meters in the redline. You will find me there some matches.
It's not that salvage is broken. My merc hasn't recieved anything in salvage since December... no bs, ever since I went on record stating salvage is broken, funny coincidence? See EDIT.
It's not that Scotty has stacked a team against you. It happens to everyone.
It's not the fact your generally in a pseudo Heavy suit.


It is because it is in my opinion Thales have no right of place in a Public match. It is as simple as that.

For everyone to understand the process of how I can accomplish this match in match out?

All blueberrys should have this fitting in stock at all times... it works wonders against Thales 'operators'.

Dropship (Full Militia Fit + Cheap and nasty)>

Viper
for ze speeds

Afterburner
for ze redline infiltration

Sheild Hardner
for ze instalations and redline rail tankers

Scanner
for ze radar blips


See a red Thales in the kill sheet.
Call in Viper.
Start to laugh.
Fly to redline.
Activate Scanner.
Activate Afterburner.

Find Thales.
Try to roadkill.
Keep laughing.
Jump out shoot the red as they are scrambling towards a supply depot.
Run up to red taking a dirt nap.
Teabag.
Laugh more.
Shoot in the head to terminate frame.
Try to get back in dropship, if it's not on fire.
Dropship times out and blows up.
Die in the redline satisfied.

Respawn with a smile.

Keep laughing.


EDIT//: First match since posting this, I recieve salvage. Thankyou.