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Knight Soiaire
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.03.21 17:32:00 -
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We all know Oddelulf as the staging grounds for 'PFC', due to the uproar of the taxation on 'Planatary Farming Fight Club', a photographer was sent undercover into these horrible staging grounds. This brave mortal being managed to get into a friendly battle. On one side was the rulers of the planet (ERA) against various members from the 'Top Men.' Alliance, with his trusty camera at his side, he prepared for the horrors that awaited him on this forsaken planet.
The battle had begun, he heroically hopped out from the MCC, to try to blend in with his teammates. When he hit the ground the planet was worse than he had imagined. It was an odd world, filled with strange colours and inhabitants. He pulled out his camera and began to take pictures. He tried to capture every detail of the planet.
It was only then that the Command Centre situated on a secret planet in New Eden lost contact with Bill the Photographer, one week later the search team arrived at Oddelulf. They dropped into Bill's last known location. After hours of trekking the hideous planet they came across Bill, or at least his bruised corpse, from the injuries on his body it looks like he had been squeezed to death. But what horrible creature squeezes their oppenent to death? Upon further investigation of the body they found Bill's trusty camera, they searched through the pictures until they found a photo that stood out, it must've been the last photo he took before meeting a horrible demise for the creatures of the planet were in full view. It was horrible the team dropped the camera and rushed back to their ship, in fear of being ambushed. They never spoke of the events that had occured on that planet, until today.
RIP Bill the Photographer.
Stay far away from this planet unless you want to die the same way Bill did.
EDIT: **Update** My sources are warning me that the cruel inhabitants of the planet are attempting to expand and move onto Bosena due to the over-population on Oddelulf, any current residents of Bosena are advised to board up their houses and prepare to protect their families and belongings. |
Mr Machine Guns
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Posted - 2014.03.21 17:36:00 -
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Knight Soiaire wrote:We all know Oddelulf as the staging grounds for 'PFC', due to the uproar of the taxation on 'Planatary Farming Fight Club', a photographer was sent undercover into these horrible staging grounds. This brave mortal being managed to get into a friendly battle. On one side was the rulers of the planet (ERA) against various members from the 'Top Men.' Alliance, with his trusty camera at his side, he prepared for the horrors that awaited him on this forsaken planet. The battle had begun, he heroically hopped out from the MCC, to try to blend in with his teammates. When he hit the ground the planet was worse than he had imagined. It was an odd world, filled with strange colours and inhabitants. He pulled out his camera and began to take pictures. He tried to capture every detail of the planet. It was only then that the Command Centre situated on a secret planet in New Eden lost contact with Bill the Photographer, one week later the search team arrived at Oddelulf. They dropped into Bill's last known location. After hours of trekking the hideous planet they came across Bill, or at least his bruised corpse, from the injuries on his body it looks like he had been squeezed to death. But what horrible creature squeezes their oppenent to death? Upon further investigation of the body they found Bill's trusty camera, they searched through the pictures until they found a photo that stood out, it must've been the last photo he took before meeting a horrible demise for the creatures of the planet were in full view. It was horrible the team dropped the camera and rushed back to their ship, in fear of being ambushed. They never spoke of the events that had occured on that planet, until today. RIP Bill the Photographer. Stay far away from this planet unless you want to die the same way Bill did.
I think that actually might be the Cuddle room that people are talking about
The new CEO of FA
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bunnywink
Ancient Exiles.
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Posted - 2014.03.21 17:44:00 -
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What are you doing on Oddelulf?
GET BACK TO DRANGELEIC.
Sunbros need to represent.
=( GåÇßå¦GåÇ )= ...Meow. G£+
We might be hollow, but we're brave.
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Dust2Dust. Top Men.
473
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Posted - 2014.03.21 17:48:00 -
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Cool story, bro. I hope Bill had life insurance...
Preeminent Scrambler Slayer And Python Pilot
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Knight Soiaire
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
5164
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Posted - 2014.03.21 19:09:00 -
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bunnywink wrote:What are you doing on Oddelulf?
GET BACK TO DRANGELEIC.
Sunbros need to represent.
In due time, but for now I must tell Bill's family of his confirmed death, he was so young.
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XEROO COOL
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.03.21 19:44:00 -
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AWESOME POST +100
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
Xeroo.Cool on Skype.
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Medic 1879
Forsaken Immortals Top Men.
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Posted - 2014.03.22 15:03:00 -
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Confirmed (I am the blue one) sadly we hoped to graduate to the next level of being a care bear and self locking to avoid fights but sadly CCP fixed that.
Lead Diplomat for Forsaken Immortals.
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Knight Soiaire
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.03.22 23:36:00 -
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Medic 1879 wrote:Confirmed (I am the blue one) sadly we hoped to graduate to the next level of being a care bear and self locking to avoid fights but sadly CCP fixed that.
Well, here is the thing. Top Men would actually have to capture Districts for that to be possible, and we all know thats not going to happen anytime soon.
You're just jealous of our fat wallets.
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Lunatic Kota
TeamPlayers Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2014.03.22 23:51:00 -
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Did someone say cuddle room?
There's a message in my Cheerios!
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Killar-12
OLDSPICE. Top Men.
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Posted - 2014.03.23 01:50:00 -
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Knight Soiaire wrote:Medic 1879 wrote:Confirmed (I am the blue one) sadly we hoped to graduate to the next level of being a care bear and self locking to avoid fights but sadly CCP fixed that. Well, here is the thing. Top Men would actually have to capture Districts for that to be possible, and we all know thats not going to happen anytime soon. You're just jealous of our fat wallets. *Rolls in ISK* Yep we will refuse to waste ISK on a broken game mode....
Thunderdome is postponed until corp battles return please stop sending mails to me. QQ at CCP, not at me.
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