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Onesimus Tarsus
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1623
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Posted - 2014.03.18 00:49:00 -
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My Dad would so be a heavy camping a NULL with his HMG by his side.
Jerk.
Unless you're just addicted to wetsuit paperdolls...
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens
League of Infamy
738
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:01:00 -
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My dad does play. He Snipes when he is solo usually. |
Vapor Forseti
THE-TITANS
182
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:02:00 -
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I can totally see my mom running around with an injector equipped at all times. She's a nurse. 
>CCP Saberwing: "NERF EVERYTHING!!!"
THE-TITANS Director
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Godin Thekiller
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
1886
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:03:00 -
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humm.... my dad would ride in a dropship all day, and my mom would ask for a hammer to be put into the game, or a whip.
'lights cigar' fuck with me, and I'll melt your face off. Gallente forever!
Blup Blub Bloop. Translation: Die -_-
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
8340
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:04:00 -
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My dad would be an Imperial Navy Officer and demand all Apocalypse class battleships have solar sails....mean while he'd be keelhauling Minmatar rebels and Imperial criminals......no jokes.
" ..- -.- --. I wish I remembered morse code so I wasn't typing random letters"
- Malleus Malificorum
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Foehammerr
Immortal Guides
11
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:06:00 -
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I actually got my father to get into DUST actually. I have to hand-hold him through most of it especially the skill training and fitting part, and he rarely plays to the point that 95% of his SP is passively gained, but its actually kind of fun watching him even though he sucks so much. I got him to play because I recently got EVE on my laptop back in november and wanted to see the whole orbital bombardment process from Mercenary to ship back to the planet and its really cool. He ended up choosing Minmatar so i had him train MinAssault with Combat rifles. Its funny watching him get worried when he loses a dropsuit, he stops playing because he fears running out and not being able to afford more.
Rangers Lead The Way!
Beta Vet since 2/5/2013
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Forever ETC
703rd
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
143
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:11:00 -
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My dad would just use an installation and bring down dropships, and my mom would spam uplinks.
Well, time to go Commando. Fill the Ranks at 703rd.
Love,Hate, and everything in between.- ETC 2013
ETC- My Initials!!
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Onesimus Tarsus
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1625
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:12:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:My Dad would so be a heavy camping a NULL with his HMG by his side.
Jerk.
And Mom would definitely be a tanker. That's a little inside family joke. She's a terror in her Hoveround.
Unless you're just addicted to wetsuit paperdolls...
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Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
3984
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:15:00 -
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My dad would be the dumb blueberry running in circles and my mom would be the person shooting her own team cause they aren't following her.
Although my dad does play gran turismo 5.....I managed to teach him how to drive decently on that game....if inly he could drive in video games like he did in real life.....
Commando sees scout
loses his mind
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Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
1829
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:16:00 -
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Well, from what I know of my sperm donor, he probably wouldn't be playing too much because he'd be too busy breaking controllers and TVs while trying to find out where all of the people who were owning him lived so he could go beat them to death with a tire iron.
My mom OTOH, would be that sneaky vindictive Minja with NK and remotes, she'd spend the entire match hunting whoever killed her.
Also, this (I assume) is in another dimension where my mother isn't 100% technologically illiterate.
Arzadu Akbar Motherfuckers!!!!
Closed Beta Bittervet Bomber
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Thumb Green
THE STAR BORN
837
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:17:00 -
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My dad would probably be an Assault as he prefers to run'n'gun.
Support Orbital Spawns
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
533
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:20:00 -
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My parents are deeeeeeeeeead
Unleash the Fogwoggler
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
376
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:20:00 -
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My dad... He... He would probably go heavy with HMG and tear at close range.
My mom... probably logi.
The biggest threat to my scout is everything.
There is no them, only us.
[Q] <-- Drink Moar Quafe
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Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
3507
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:24:00 -
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I imagine my sibling would be a Minmatar Logi
68 inches above sea level...
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
230
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:26:00 -
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My dad would play a tanker then he would leave my corp and join new corp....then 20 something years would go by and he'd try to mail me because his corp has become crappy and has no districts and no ISK. The truth is that the CEO of his corp kicked him for trying to start a new corp with people in the local chats. He's been sleeping in his tank for months now. He want's back into my corp. He says he wants to meet the new recruits. Talks about doing some training with them. He knows my corp has become wealthy and kicks ass on the regular. I tell him that there is no effing way he can be in my corp. He had nothing to do with how amazing my corp has become and is in no way entitled to any of the benefits of that. I think he should biomass his clone in all honesty.
We can pickle that.
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Patrlck 56
9
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:27:00 -
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My parents wouldn't understand how the **** this game works. |
Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
3508
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:31:00 -
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RemingtonBeaver wrote:My dad would play a tanker then he would leave my corp and join new corp....then 20 something years would go by and he'd try to mail me because his corp has become crappy and has no districts and no ISK. The truth is that the CEO of his corp kicked him for trying to start a new corp with people in the local chats. He's been sleeping in his tank for months now. He want's back into my corp. He says he wants to meet the new recruits. Talks about doing some training with them. He knows my corp has become wealthy and kicks ass on the regular. I tell him that there is no effing way he can be in my corp. He had nothing to do with how amazing my corp has become and is in no way entitled to any of the benefits of that. I think he should biomass his clone in all honesty.
Nice Portlandia Signature
68 inches above sea level...
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Chimichanga66605
Myrmidon Syndicate
75
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:34:00 -
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My Dad would probably AFK his way to max Corporate Management skills & CEO some corp with a ridiculously high tax rate.
My Mom would try & be my personal Medic, only to scold me for running into danger....
....& then cry when she fails to keep me alive.
"By the love of my skin, I $hit on your nose, so it runs down your chin." -Mozart
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Onesimus Tarsus
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1625
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:36:00 -
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RemingtonBeaver wrote:My dad would play a tanker then he would leave my corp and join new corp....then 20 something years would go by and he'd try to mail me because his corp has become crappy and has no districts and no ISK. The truth is that the CEO of his corp kicked him for trying to start a new corp with people in the local chats. He's been sleeping in his tank for months now. He want's back into my corp. He says he wants to meet the new recruits. Talks about doing some training with them. He knows my corp has become wealthy and kicks ass on the regular. I tell him that there is no effing way he can be in my corp. He had nothing to do with how amazing my corp has become and is in no way entitled to any of the benefits of that. I think he should biomass his clone in all honesty.
I guess we'd get Kevin Costner to play your Dad...?
Unless you're just addicted to wetsuit paperdolls...
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Onesimus Tarsus
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1626
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:39:00 -
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Patrlck 56 wrote:My parents wouldn't understand how the **** this game works.
Tankers, huh?
Unless you're just addicted to wetsuit paperdolls...
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I-Shayz-I
I-----I
2542
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:40:00 -
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My dad doesn't play games much but my step-dad usually plays games in the most cheap/effective way possible.
In other words, whatever the FOTM is.
And then he'd probably quit because his weapons got nerfed
However more than anything else he'd probably be on team comms making everyone laugh. I remember when my step-brother used to play CoD all the time and he'd just be on his headset making fun of everyone else's names on the enemy team.
Links:
List of Most Important Threads
I make logistics videos!
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Johnny Guilt
Algintal Core
586
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:44:00 -
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My Old man tried dust as a sniper,but got bored and went back to BF4
A strange game.
The only winning move is
not to play.
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
1758
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Posted - 2014.03.18 02:11:00 -
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They wouldn't it's not their type of game. I'm the only one that even plays this that I know IRL. It's sad, really. |
Ivy Zalinto
Bobbit's Hangmen
320
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Posted - 2014.03.18 02:11:00 -
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My father would be constantly pissed that the controller had too many buttons...
Dedicated Stealth Scout.
Scout instructor; Learning Coalition
Sidearms are terribly underestimated.
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DeadlyAztec11
Ostrakon Agency
Gallente Federation
4681
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:04:00 -
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My Mom would Snipe and my Dad would probably drive an LAV with a Heavy HMG.
Taco Cat backwards is still Taco Cat
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DeadlyAztec11
Ostrakon Agency
Gallente Federation
4681
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:05:00 -
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Johnny Guilt wrote:My Old man tried dust as a sniper,but got bored and went back to BF4
Can you really blame him? The forums are better than the actual game.
Taco Cat backwards is still Taco Cat
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
13465
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:15:00 -
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My dad would likely be running a drop ship with scanners.
CPM 0 Secretary
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior, Annoying Artist
\\= Advanced Caldari Assault // Unlocked
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McFurious
TeamPlayers
Negative-Feedback
672
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:22:00 -
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My dad can't even play the original Nintendo. He'd probably spawn in, look at the ground/sky and wander around in circles. 
And my mom would probably drive an LAV into things.
Half Irish. Often angry.
Closed Beta Masshole
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
5180
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:25:00 -
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They'd finally realize why I'm an Atheist.
1st Official Role Playing Gallente Asshole -Title Awarded by True Adamance
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1567
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:25:00 -
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My Dad would most likely be a scout because I never saw him. Otherwise, if he stayed he'd just be meleeing me all the time and demanding more beer.
Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!
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DAMIOS82
ACME SPECIAL FORCES
RISE of LEGION
85
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Posted - 2014.03.18 07:05:00 -
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My dad would be running around trying to find a lake thinking it's a fishing game or running around trying to give everybody a jordy kiss. My mom would be a ceo of a corp or a logi that constantly follows you around..saying you know if you didn't get shot i wouldn't have to rep you. Then when you would drive around in a Lav she would scream every 5 min..Don't drive so fast.... |
MarasdF Loron
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
214
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Posted - 2014.03.18 07:15:00 -
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My dad would play solo all the time and try to go for as high WP / KDR as possible without caring about anyone else and would sacrifice every blueberry if he had to (no, he would not play logi and spam equipment because that would actually help the team). My mom would play logi and try to help each and everyone on her team.
R.I.P. Pre-1.7 tanks, you will be missed.
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Luna Angelo
We Who Walk Alone
816
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Posted - 2014.03.18 07:42:00 -
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Well, I'll tell about my grandparents. My grandfather would be the guy looking for the "nuke" button while my grandmother would everything in sight. It would be glorious.
That is, if they could even figure out how to work the effing thing.
I don't need luck, I have ammo.
Wolves don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep.
CEO of We Who Walk Alone
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JieXi Bao
R 0 N 1 N
30
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Posted - 2014.03.18 07:47:00 -
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My dad would snipe for a little while and then complain about how unrealistic the bullet physics are, and how the guns are too fantastic and modern.
My mother would play for two days, pretend to hate it, switch to EVE and grind until she had a mega-Corp, then come back and buy Molden Heath.
Confucius say: Man who get in pissing contest on internet ruin computer.
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Baal Omniscient
L.O.T.I.S.
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
1191
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Posted - 2014.03.18 08:16:00 -
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My dad would be the stoned sniper in the mountains that get's dropped due to inactivity because he fell asleep.
MAG ~ Raven
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Jin Foxdale
Jedi Slime.
168
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Posted - 2014.03.18 09:19:00 -
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What a super thread - likes all round!
My Dad would be surrounded by hives in he redline, practicing dropping nades into a predetermined target hole. (he likes golf)
My mum would be sat by the bonfire in Dark Souls 2, swigging Estus.
If you see me in the redline, driving an LAV in circles, fear not! Its my two year old son enjoying New Eden.
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DEZKA DIABLO
0uter.Heaven
409
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Posted - 2014.03.18 09:47:00 -
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My mom would create new cuss words.
Dead trigger master , an ya I do that ISH ON PURPOSE!
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Reapers' Assailant
941
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Posted - 2014.03.18 10:49:00 -
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My dad would try to play then quit cause its too much work. Mom? Not sure. Maybe a Logi. My mom is my registered nurse cause I have... issues. And if you didn't guess already its just me and my mom.
Psycho Scout
Speedy McFaster- Psycho Logi
Cool McCoolNess- Psycho Pilot
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Mossellia Delt
Militaires Sans Jeux
1068
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Posted - 2014.03.18 11:33:00 -
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My father would likelly be a scout
My mother a logi, she doesn't like violence.
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