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Castor Crave
Orbital Flares
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Posted - 2014.03.14 19:50:00 -
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Since everyone is talking about the million clone challenge I'd be curious to hear about your most funny or noteworthy kills and deaths.
We got dominated by a couple of tanks on Line Harvest. I decided to go forge gun sniping with a buddy instead of being in the meat grinder. We managed to kill two Sica's, but there was a Gunnlogi too which always retreated behind the redline when it started to loose shield. We hit him a couple of times under the table top in the middle of the map and he started retreating again. Luckily you can call in vehicles on top of the roofs on Line Harvest. I yelled "NOT WITH THE COMMANDER >.<" and called in a dropship. I ordered my friend in and we took off, after the tank. While in the air I told my friend "I hope you know you're going to die".
When we reached the after a rough landing tank (he had his back to us) he was already almost recharged and we had only ~13 seconds left on the redline timer. We aimed for the weak spot and together we unleashed hell. In panic he backed off and got stuck right on the little hill we landed on, but his tank was really impressive as he activated his hardeners. After a couple of seconds both our magazines were empty and he still had a little bit of his shield left. "AV Grenades!" I yelled and started throwing. With 2 seconds left he was in half armor, and as the last grenade left my hand and the tank drove off behind the small hill we finally died and both yelled "kitten". But as the screen turned red the magic numbers finally appeared:
+150
+50
Trusty packed AV :3
I also always laugh out loud when I get the chance to play tricks on snipers and heavies, especially the LAV brand. I put the remotes on the drivers seat when they're not looking, and detonate them some time later that match. It kinda feels more personal that way. =^-^=
I might add more later, but I am sure those stories are lame against what you guys have to share. Please let me hear it 
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NotWhoYou ThinkEyeAm
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
51
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Posted - 2014.03.14 19:53:00 -
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Too many for me to remember. :(
45 player match
I'm obviously not who you think I am
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ResistanceGTA
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
498
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Posted - 2014.03.14 20:02:00 -
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Shouldn't this be a Hilarious Kill thread based off your story...
Anyways, yesterday playing a quick Pub. As I'm hacking an objective, I hear a jeep nearby, and knowing that friendly jeeps don't exist, I got the hack done and ran behind a box to see what was up. I see the LAV sitting next to the objective, with a driver and gunner and think 'hey, I could shotgun them both if I kill the driver real quick'.
As soon as I start to sprint for them, they turn around and start barreling towards me. With no chance to dodge, I Leroy Jenkins it and jump over the LAV, take one shot and kill the gunner. Stupid driver got away, until a tank got him 12 seconds later.
Note, my story is not impressive, I just wanted to tell someone.
xSivartx is my Heavy. There are many like him, but he is my own...
So, other Logi's back off, those are my Warpoints!
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sebastian the huds
Legions of Infinite Dominion
Zero-Day
51
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Posted - 2014.03.14 20:08:00 -
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Me and another militia minmatar light frame come around the corner in an ambush and kill each other with basic flaylocks in one shot, as both shots were direct hits.
I just dropped my controller and went afk for the rest of that game
If you only see from your point of view, you are doing it wrong.
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Zahle Undt
Bullet Cluster
Legacy Rising
931
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Posted - 2014.03.14 20:08:00 -
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Yesterday on the open 3 point map (I suck at these map names) I got to the tower near C to try and deal with a tank that was hounding are team down there with my crappy mauler sentinel with militia forgegun. Anyway, by the time I get to the base of the tower someone else got the tank., but someone on the other team spots me and drive a LAV up there and tries to use their small turret to kill me. So I blow his LAV up and just then do I notice that at the bottom of the steps on that little platform there...an enemy sniper has been there the whole time. SO I casually stroll up behind him while charging my crappy forge gun and give him a gorge gun blast to the back of the skull from about 3 m if that. His body flew pretty far off the base area of that tower.
Most tankers are like sand people. They frighten easily, but will quickly return...and in greater numbers.
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J4yne C0bb
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
258
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Posted - 2014.03.14 20:13:00 -
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Any story that ends with a tank exploding is a good one :p
I was playing my heavy Punch, and me and my squad were playing the bridge map (forget what it's called). We had driven them off the bridge for good pretty much, and were keeping them contained to the socket on their side. The socket was one with a fairly tall, thin tower, a favorite of snipers generally. Anyway, one of their derps had placed some links up there, and mercs were jumping down right in front of us in the middle of the road, and getting slaughtered, mostly because they had to activate their inertial dampers, which made them a fat target for about a second when they landed. That got boring after a while, so I started practicing my forge shots.
Then I'm thinking to myself, "hey, I've never gotten a kill with a dude in midair," so I start trying to blap 'em before they hit the ground.
After few minutes of timing the shots, I finally pwned some dude that had fallen halfway down the length of the tower; he just went ragdoll in midair and bounced when he hit the ground, and me and my squad buddies laughed our asses off. Freaking glorious shot -- wish I could have seen that dude's screen when it happened, probably wtf'd when he saw the kill window.
Min Logi | aka Punch R0ckgroin, Fatsuit
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TunRa
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
501
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Posted - 2014.03.14 20:47:00 -
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I jumped in front of a Null cannon shot on top of my MCC to protect my MCC from being hit.
Thanks CCP Foxfour
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JIMvc2
BurgezzE.T.F
General Tso's Alliance
27
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Posted - 2014.03.14 20:54:00 -
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Today during a battle I saw an Lav it was friendly so I put 2 RE on his and in a few seconds I call my LAV and put 1 RE. minutes later... I see an enemy tank on there spawn so I say Lets go lets go !!!! So where going and the first thing I do is Activate my boost module and BAM I ramed the tank me and friend who were in two LAV's we got killed and the tank died as well. Then I was laughing and said Yes this is how we take care of those tanks.
You guys should try it.
My RE were militia.
If you run proto gear, prepare to suffer the consequences. You've been warned.
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OliX PRZESMIEWCA
Bezimienni...
41
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Posted - 2014.03.14 20:58:00 -
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After getting my first first proto Komczak7 from my squad deploy HAV on my head. Did't kill anybody running proto first time. What a shame ...   |
ResistanceGTA
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
500
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Posted - 2014.03.14 20:58:00 -
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TunRa wrote:I jumped in front of a Null cannon shot on top of my MCC to protect my MCC from being hit.
I had four people die from MCC missiles earlier today... They were not at the same time, which is scary.
xSivartx is my Heavy. There are many like him, but he is my own...
So, other Logi's back off, those are my Warpoints!
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Reallusion GrimSleeper
Need Permission to Die LLC
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Posted - 2014.03.14 21:07:00 -
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Too many to mention, but the last fewI remember were:
(1) I shot from a rocket turret and the explosion caught a guy dropping from a dropship and it blew him WAAAAAAY up in the sky in slow motion almost to the elevation of the MCC. LMAO.
(2) I shot a guy in the head in he did a full backflip and landed back on his feet and was stuck that way against some pipes, LMAO
(3) A scout was dancing around super fast (i could not get scope on him for ish) and he seen me and charged me. He was coming so fast that no way i could aim so I said F IT and just pulled the trigger... RIIINNGGGG headshot in the middle of him charging and trying to throw a grenade at me, LMAO. He dropped the grenade mid throw and the round ended shortly after. He had to be like... how the F* did this guy just headshot me in 1 second of scoping.
(4) A guy had a super suped up tank (easily 700,000 ISK worth of ish on it.) and was sniping from the red zone. I loaded up an LAV with remotes and went ALL the way in the red chasing him, he hit some boosters got away going around a curve, I hit something flipped over the moutain, landed on him, BOOM!!! madrugar destroyed, LMAO.
(5) A team was tank spamming us so I said F it, SOME of these mofos gotta go. I loaded up an LAV with REs in the front, stacked on top of each other looking like a javelin, hauled @$$ all around the map, found one, Charged it, bumped it, didn't blow up, got shot, survived, charged again, hit a f'n rock or pothole or some ish, mid turn, threw me out of control swerving back and forth, and slid past the first tank in a failed attempt. I thought I was dead for nothing while sliding and what do you know... the tank I was chasing and MISSED just crashed into another tank and they were stuck locked in on each other and I slid right inbetween them and blew up both tanks with one Demolition LAV, LMAO. Blew up TWO tanks at once and killed 3 clones. Was beautiful.
(6) Headshot a guy jumping down while he was activating the intertia thing and the body kept falling with the blue stuff and no head, and just hit the ground and bounced as if he never pressed X. LMAO.
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Solomon Malcolm
BurgezzE.T.F
General Tso's Alliance
63
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Posted - 2014.03.14 21:09:00 -
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While i was bored in a ambush oms, i took a LAV and went all the way back to the bottom southern end of the map on line harvest. i went inside in one of those pyramid like areas, and looked around to park my lav.
I saw a hole up the stairs in the middle where i could park my lav at so i parked there and was going to chill out and watch the map, only to be teleported through the ground into a infinite 10 second fall to your death trap. I thought it was a one time thing, but everytime i pressed down to look at the map and return it happens. I kept on doing it because i wasn't losing anything, so i kept watching my lav fall to his death many times.
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