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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2014.03.08 01:33:00 -
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Go on hit me with those unbelievable stories I'd like to hear them.
I just got through a match in which the enemy Tanks Spammed 3 HAV to C on Ashlands for about 5 mins a a team of two were able to hold down and control C against 2 blaster HAV and associated infantry.
Eventually they rolled another HAV, this one a Rail Gun up behind the point to secure the point....yeah the Rail Tanker did get out and try to capture the point.
Killed Him, hacked his tank, and busted the first Madrugar.
A Gunlogi popped out from nowhere, and over the course of 2 mins of our duel he dealt his 5k damage.....kicking him from FW.
So popped that HAV as well.
Finally, after laughing my guts out at how unlikely this was I spied a Soma.....and broadsided that too...then got blown up by a Rail Sniper....
No skill involved, pure luck, and something I will never replicate again....
Any other funny ones?
"War is not hell, far from it. War is beautiful. War is divine."
- Grand Admiral Mekioth Sarum
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Ronan Elsword
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
208
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Posted - 2014.03.08 01:45:00 -
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Not exactly something extraordinary, just funny.
(Pre-Uprising) This one time my buddy Trist and I were climbing up to Manus Peak, and right as he's jumping up through the glitchy terrain he suddenly dies from falling damage, and his character does a back flip over mine and just flops on the ground. To this day I still can't tell that story without cracking up about it.
Edit: It's probably only funny if you know Trist
"War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left."
PvE 2014
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Awry Barux
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
1499
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Posted - 2014.03.08 01:52:00 -
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Playing Dom on Fracture Road, I spawn in my logi sniper (about 180k ISK) and get in my Myron. I fly to that perfect perch (tallest building in Skirm B complex), only to discover that a red is already there.
I hover around trying to squish him, but he's too quick to get caught by it. While trying to catch him, I get stuck between the two antennae on the top of the building, with my ship at about a 45 degree angle from the ground.
I'm in my logi suit and can see that he isn't, so getting out is suicide since he'll just gun me down. I sit there for a solid 30 seconds or a minute hoping he'll just leave. No dice. I say, screw it, I'll just hope I can cook a grenade before he kills me.
I hop out, he starts shooting, I start cooking, and my dropship magically dislodges and crushes him.
It couldn't have been better if I had planned it.
Respec in 1.8 due to huge battlefield role shift for MinLogi!
All my posts are respec posts (Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+ LockmeBro!
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
7991
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Posted - 2014.03.08 01:55:00 -
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Ronan Elsword wrote:Not exactly something extraordinary, just funny.
(Pre-Uprising) This one time my buddy Trist and I were climbing up to Manus Peak, and right as he's jumping up through the glitchy terrain he suddenly dies from falling damage, and his character does a back flip over mine and just flops on the ground. To this day I still can't tell that story without cracking up about it.
Edit: It's probably only funny if you know Trist
I do know you and Trist.....I was a director back in the day with you guys.
"War is not hell, far from it. War is beautiful. War is divine."
- Grand Admiral Mekioth Sarum
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Benjamin Ciscko
Fatal Absolution
1839
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Posted - 2014.03.08 01:58:00 -
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I spawned in on a tower killed this guy who came in a DS hacked his DS then rammed him when he made another attempt.
It doesn't matter what the Question is...
The Answer is NO!
Team carry Prof. IV
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John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
League of Infamy
2241
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Posted - 2014.03.08 01:58:00 -
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I'm on the pipes in the Ashland map in my throwaway Dragonfly scout uplink suit. I decide to jump down to that little balcony to drop one there. I'm not paying attention, sprint and jump off only to see a heavy waiting for me. I somehow manage to get a bead on him midair and unload the entire clip of my toxin AR into his face, land on him, and finish him off with a melee. It was awesome.
100% skill, lol. I can only imagine what it looked like from his side!
"The line between disorder and order lies in logistics" -Sun Tzu
Forum Warrior lv.2
Amarr victor!
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Meeko Fent
Kirkinen Risk Control
Caldari State
1931
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Posted - 2014.03.08 02:06:00 -
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Poltergeists shooting you after you killed that guy.
OHHHHH, DUST glitches. Getting spawned inside the MCC. And by inside, I mean inside the model.
Because you Wanted to be Something your Not.
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
13303
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Posted - 2014.03.08 02:09:00 -
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Does replication be something out of control or known control?
I have dozens of out of control ones.
CPM 0 Secretary
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior, Annoying Artist
\\= Advanced Caldari Assault // Unlocked
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
7993
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Posted - 2014.03.08 02:11:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Does replication be something out of control or known control?
I have dozens of out of control ones.
Meh if you can replicate them....then they aren't very interesting....but if its something you actively realise probably will not happen again I'm all ears.
I mean I don't think anyone is stupid enough to spam 4 HAV, let me hack one, and then fire on their own HAV knowing that it will remove them from battle.......
"War is not hell, far from it. War is beautiful. War is divine."
- Grand Admiral Mekioth Sarum
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bamboo x
Eternal Beings
Proficiency V.
149
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Posted - 2014.03.08 02:13:00 -
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One time I was in this guy's OP as **** Gunnlogi with a ton of armor, manning the small turret. He drove it to our redline to try and recall it. With me still in it. So I ****** with his head a little, driving it in circles around him.
But I was going to give it back to him. Suddenly he got pissed off and ran into a crowd of blueberries. I didn't know what his name was so I couldn't find him to give it back.
So I proceeded to **** the enemy team with his tank, blowing up many tanks and infantry. I was feeling good because I thought I would keep the tank alive for him at the end of the match.
Then right before the end two proto swarms ganged up on me and it blew up. Poor tanker...
Hanging up the Min Logi, going full Amarr Sentinel with HMG, Ion Pistol, and Forge Gun.
My record high KD about 47/14
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CRYPT3C W0LF
Auraxis Special Forces
432
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Posted - 2014.03.08 02:17:00 -
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I fall down into the endless void beneath the map, to infinity and beyond 
COOKIE MASTER RACE ^__^
Slayer Scout, I feast on you're proto remains (Nom Nom Nom)
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Onesimus Tarsus
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1458
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Posted - 2014.03.08 02:37:00 -
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I maneuvered around this OBJ complex for five or so forevers, watching carefully which way the heavy that was palace-guarding it was facing. I was the penultimate scout, damped to infinity and he had no idea I was there with my trusty GEK and Toxin SMG. Using impeccable patience and razor-sharp timing, I whirled around the corner with his back to me and unloaded everything I had into him. After that, he shot me dead.
Wait, I know I can replicate that. 70 times a day.
Nevermind.
Unless you're just addicted to wetsuit paperdolls...
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Kitt 514
True North.
135
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Posted - 2014.03.08 03:05:00 -
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I once counter-hacked an objective all by myself. |
Talos Alomar
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2119
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Posted - 2014.03.08 03:18:00 -
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Two heavies without reloading my scrambler pistol.
Balls.
That is all.
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ratamaq doc
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
456
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Posted - 2014.03.08 03:31:00 -
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Ambush on a bridge map I hop off the bridge and hall ass trying to get behind enemy lines in a hurry I come across an enemy calling in a tank. As I gun him down I see another enemy tank coming in, so I gun that guy down also. Hack the first tank and blow up the second tank when a third tank comes in. Blow it up also. I have no skills in tanks so I just give it to a squad mate.
Best part. I was Recording.
YouTube
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bamboo x
Eternal Beings
Proficiency V.
154
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Posted - 2014.03.08 04:11:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Does replication be something out of control or known control?
I have dozens of out of control ones.
Does CCP be giving a respec? 
I thought of one. Tank runs over my LAV, and doesn't blow it up.
Hanging up the Min Logi, going full Amarr Sentinel with HMG, Ion Pistol, and Forge Gun.
My record high KD about 47/14
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Vag Eye Lenol
Council of Planetary Management
48
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Posted - 2014.03.08 04:20:00 -
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This one time when I was invisible... I keep running and blocking the enemy from walking through doorways... I didn't take any kills on this event... |
Lynn Beck
Wake N' Bake Inc
Top Men.
823
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Posted - 2014.03.08 07:07:00 -
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Droving away from an angry blaster AI who was ripping my LAV to shreds from 15 away, hit a bump and ramp, only to MIDAIR COLLIDE with another LAV who was running away from a tank on our side.
I bounced off of him, and got exploded by our friendly tank via running over.
No SP refund=academy stomping FOR DAYYZ
Proud owner of 69 'Fleshriver' Nk's.
No i don't buy AUR
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
8006
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Posted - 2014.03.08 07:48:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:Droving away from an angry blaster AI who was ripping my LAV to shreds from 15 away, hit a bump and ramp, only to MIDAIR COLLIDE with another LAV who was running away from a tank on our side.
I bounced off of him, and got exploded by our friendly tank via running over.
Haha that sounds amazing!
"War is not hell, far from it. War is beautiful. War is divine."
- Grand Admiral Mekioth Sarum
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
4942
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Posted - 2014.03.08 08:11:00 -
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I have no clue how this happened but I stuck an RE on myself after being shoved by an enemy tank and a I tried to place it on him.
The Infected One, cSRT4 can tell you even because they were there in the match.
How I'd love to master that.
No need for Jihad LAVs anymore. Just strap some bombs to you and run like hell.
1st Official Role Playing Gallente Asshole -Title Awarded by True Adamance
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
13304
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Posted - 2014.03.08 08:18:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Does replication be something out of control or known control?
I have dozens of out of control ones. Meh if you can replicate them....then they aren't very interesting....but if its something you actively realise probably will not happen again I'm all ears. I mean I don't think anyone is stupid enough to spam 4 HAV, let me hack one, and then fire on their own HAV knowing that it will remove them from battle.......
Okay then, Orbital strike drop a tank in. Talk about fast delivery.
CPM 0 Secretary
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior, Annoying Artist
\\= Advanced Caldari Assault // Unlocked
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Lynn Beck
Wake N' Bake Inc
Top Men.
824
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Posted - 2014.03.08 08:26:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Lynn Beck wrote:Droving away from an angry blaster AI who was ripping my LAV to shreds from 15 away, hit a bump and ramp, only to MIDAIR COLLIDE with another LAV who was running away from a tank on our side.
I bounced off of him, and got exploded by our friendly tank via running over. Haha that sounds amazing!
Half the time i pull off such crazy things nobody believes me 2-3 seconds after it happened
Like the time i was sniping, and a dropship of: 3 shotgun scouts(all proto) a proto heavy(proto hmg) and a proto callogi with proto rail rifle all snuck up on me because i stopped a hack. 1 KILL, which halted a hack for 3 seconds.
Edit: i must note that they 'snuck up' on me, but i heard the derpie noises along with their sudden stopping when the pilot got out, turned around and killed all 5 without dying.
Funny to say that my Commando lv3 with reload 2 CR had a field day.5 +50's.
Then, same match, they spawn on a different tower uplink to kill me, i fall off the tower to avoid death, live, and call a derpie up to them, landing on one and killing the other as for SOME reason, be decides to try and hack my DS instead of kill me...
No SP refund=academy stomping FOR DAYYZ
Proud owner of 69 'Fleshriver' Nk's.
No i don't buy AUR
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
8006
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Posted - 2014.03.08 08:28:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:True Adamance wrote:Lynn Beck wrote:Droving away from an angry blaster AI who was ripping my LAV to shreds from 15 away, hit a bump and ramp, only to MIDAIR COLLIDE with another LAV who was running away from a tank on our side.
I bounced off of him, and got exploded by our friendly tank via running over. Haha that sounds amazing! Half the time i pull off such crazy things nobody believes me 2-3 seconds after it happened Like the time i was sniping, and a dropship of: 3 shotgun scouts(all proto) a proto heavy(proto hmg) and a proto callogi with proto rail rifle all snuck up on me because i stopped a hack. 1 KILL, which halted a hack for 3 seconds. Funny to say that my Commando lv3 with reload 2 CR had a field day.5 +50's. Then, same match, they spawn on a different tower uplink to kill me, i fall off the tower to avoid death, live, and call a derpie up to them, landing on one and killing the other as for SOME reason, be decides to try and hack my DS instead of kill me...
As hard to believe as some things are I don't doubt that they actually happen.
"War is not hell, far from it. War is beautiful. War is divine."
- Grand Admiral Mekioth Sarum
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Mossellia Delt
Militaires Sans Jeux
1017
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Posted - 2014.03.08 08:30:00 -
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Driving my lav with best buddy, hit a bump in the road, front flip, he headshots a dude in the front flip who was behind us with a small rail
Join the Channel - CPM1 Candidates - Get to know who's running.
Delt for CPM1
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Lynn Beck
Wake N' Bake Inc
Top Men.
826
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Posted - 2014.03.08 08:31:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:True Adamance wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Does replication be something out of control or known control?
I have dozens of out of control ones. Meh if you can replicate them....then they aren't very interesting....but if its something you actively realise probably will not happen again I'm all ears. I mean I don't think anyone is stupid enough to spam 4 HAV, let me hack one, and then fire on their own HAV knowing that it will remove them from battle....... Okay then, Orbital strike drop a tank in. Talk about fast delivery.
Sounds like my Chromosome tale of calling a tank in, only to see the RDV fly in SIDEWAYS!? Crash into a tower, and throw my tank straight into the enemy group, this was an ambush, after people specced swarms heavily.
Then a blue scout sprints to it and steals it while the enemy is trying to hack it, only to die instantly to an AI rail.
I sent him a mail asking why he did that... He replies 'i thought you wanted Valet service'
No SP refund=academy stomping FOR DAYYZ
Proud owner of 69 'Fleshriver' Nk's.
No i don't buy AUR
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darkiller240
WarRavens
League of Infamy
534
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Posted - 2014.03.08 09:16:00 -
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Major Exploit :
Tanks
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
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DR FEB
RISE of LEGION
151
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Posted - 2014.03.08 11:04:00 -
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it was last night,i played with plaplapla, broonfoddle and the gang.it was a horrible night for me so I whooped out my crap incubus and started shooting at any red I could see.
The team started pushing the reds to the red line and I gave them air support.
THEN,a wyrkomi breach forge gun hit me and doomed my ADS so I pointed it towards the enemies and surely enough I crushed the foregunner,jumped out and NK 3 other guys before getting shot by a noob heavy. I also got shot out of a ds by a mcc missile
all this the same darn night
-I'm so awesome,when I walk in a pub, I raise the bar 10 million per 10
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I-Shayz-I
I-----I
2467
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Posted - 2014.03.08 11:09:00 -
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I actually have a video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjkfoEP29Xs&feature=youtube_gdata_player
It's kind short, but basically I got revived inside a wall and was able to move around the map freely without getting shot at. I couldn't deal any damage to other players (my physical body was still stuck in the wall), but I could still rep allied players. The short clip shows me repping someone while moving around really fast. I was told by the heavy later on that he had no idea who was repping him because apparently I was invisible.
I then die because an enemy heavy spotted me and shot me, which reverted me back to the spot I was originally at.
It was pretty awesome, definitely an exploit, and I even submitted a bug report...but very hard to reproduce.
Links:
List of Most Important Threads
I make logistics videos!
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
8011
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Posted - 2014.03.08 11:22:00 -
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darkiller240 wrote:Major Exploit :
Tanks
Pfffff child..... this is not a place for you to cry about your issues. We all know they are broken, tankers more so that the rest (though some of us are less likely to admit it), still having a poor attitude wont change it.
"War is not hell, far from it. War is beautiful. War is divine."
- Grand Admiral Mekioth Sarum
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Cyzad4
Blackfish Corp.
164
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Posted - 2014.03.08 12:43:00 -
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Mine's more hilarious than anything else,
Dom on skim junction (i think)
Reds had a bunch of tanks and derpships out so I flew up to the top of a tower to plug away w my FG, I get up to the top and a red sniper has beaten me there. Tried to crush him and missed but nudged him off the building instead, Promptly hop out of my gorgon, recall it and steal his python. Couple mins later I land on the round building because I can see they've got an uplink causing us some problems, hop out red guns me in the back and steals back the python. I spawn back in run to a rail turret and shoot down the twice stolen derpship and collect the WP. 
Welcome to you're "DOOM"
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