DUST Search - Fatal Absolution is selling districts.

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FA is now up in tha market pushin off extra districts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Our thugged-out asses have no interest up in holdin too nuff n' would rather push dem at non bank breakin prices. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Smile

As such we is offerin tha following:

All Surface Research Labs is ghon be sold at 80 mazillion isk.

All Cargo Hubs is ghon be sold at 100 mazillion isk.

All Production Facilitizzles is ghon be sold at 120 mazillion isk.

Da only stipulations our crazy asses have fo' our price point are:

All Salez is final!!!

All Salez come wit a 1 week limited warranty dat precludes our mobilitizzle ta battle sold district n' we include one free contract fo' tha 1st defense if requested.

We reserve tha right afta 1 week ta battle holla'd district again n' again n' again if tha extended warranty aint purchased. Y'all KNOW dat ****, muthafucka!

An explicit addendum: Us dudes don't plan ta flip suttin' recently sold. Y'all KNOW dat ****, muthafucka! In phat faith n' non stated explicitly is dat we is ghon be off n' busy flippin every last muthafuckin thang else we can find but dat at some point yo' district is ghon be looked at as another piece of land ta be sold. Y'all KNOW dat ****, muthafucka!

An extended warranty is negotiable but generally is ghon be high enough dat yo ass aint bustin a funky-ass boatload of isk off tha district n' is ghon be sold not as protection against all of PC yo, but only against Tso's...think like 40% of weekly genolution.

We reserve tha right ta deny any buyer fo' any reason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. All may however inquire if denied fo' a appeal or may negotiate n' increase up in tha price ta circumvent a thugged-out denial.

Contact me up in game or on skype fo' further consultation.

We aren't lookin fo' war unless war comes lookin fo' us... much like our current AE retaliatory campaign. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Nevertheless our phat asses do want funsies fo' all yo. Hopefully dis can facilitate dat all up in content creation.


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Dr PepperPoP Bragian Order Amarr Empire 124	Posted - 2014.03.03 19:13:00 - [1] - Quote In the current state of PC where any district left unlocked for 10 minutes gets hit by 20 corps... I don't really understand your deal Zatara. They will lock up after buying from you, anyways, and you will have yet another district to play snipe-around-the-rosy with. Warranty is pretty much useless, or any form of insurance. But if the attempt is just to get newer corps in PC... you're probably just giving them a reason to never play again. All the work to keep your district safe and locked - and if it does get hit, 90% chance you'll lose it. And if they want to keep it - pay for ringers. Which will turn into a vicious cycle of them always needing ringers when there logistics mess up - and it's very easy to mess up. I'm surprised your guys haven't spoken up against this arrangement. You should need those districts too so you can snipe a wider range of timers if you expect to be in a 'war of retaliation' with a corp many times your size. Your prices undercut profit on your own guys, who could be making MORE then what they do now. Which should always be your goal.
Dr PepperPoP Bragian Order Amarr Empire 125	Posted - 2014.03.03 19:25:00 - [2] - Quote I wasn't trying to meta or anything - it just seems weird. Or maybe I'm wondering why NF is hitting AE when FA seems content to just let us do the attacking and they just ring in while selling off districts they could be using to help...
Dr PepperPoP Bragian Order Amarr Empire 125	Posted - 2014.03.03 19:58:00 - [3] - Quote Fiddle is just giving Z a hard time - NF doesn't care what FA prices are. AE has been selling districts for less then 100mil for months now. Nothing wrong with a little economic competition.
Dr PepperPoP Bragian Order Amarr Empire 167	Posted - 2014.03.05 02:50:00 - [4] - Quote Quote: FA is now up in tha market pushin off extra districts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Our thugged-out asses have no interest up in holdin too nuff n' would rather push dem at non bank breakin prices. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Smile As such we is offerin tha following: All Surface Research Labs is ghon be sold at 80 mazillion isk. All Cargo Hubs is ghon be sold at 100 mazillion isk. All Production Facilitizzles is ghon be sold at 120 mazillion isk. Da only stipulations our crazy asses have fo' our price point are: All Salez is final!!! All Salez come wit a 1 week limited warranty dat precludes our mobilitizzle ta battle sold district n' we include one free contract fo' tha 1st defense if requested. We reserve tha right afta 1 week ta battle holla'd district again n' again n' again if tha extended warranty aint purchased. Y'all KNOW dat **, muthafucka! An explicit addendum: Us dudes don't plan ta flip suttin' recently sold. Y'all KNOW dat , muthafucka! In phat faith n' non stated explicitly is dat we is ghon be off n' busy flippin every last muthafuckin thang else we can find but dat at some point yo' district is ghon be looked at as another piece of land ta be sold. Y'all KNOW dat **, muthafucka! An extended warranty is negotiable but generally is ghon be high enough dat yo ass aint bustin a funky-ass boatload of isk off tha district n' is ghon be sold not as protection against all of PC yo, but only against Tso's...think like 40% of weekly genolution. We reserve tha right ta deny any buyer fo' any reason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. All may however inquire if denied fo' a appeal or may negotiate n' increase up in tha price ta circumvent a thugged-out denial. Contact me up in game or on skype fo' further consultation. We aren't lookin fo' war unless war comes lookin fo' us... much like our current AE retaliatory campaign. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Nevertheless our phat asses do want funsies fo' all yo. Hopefully dis can facilitate dat all up in content creation.