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Lea Silencio
0uter.Heaven
1385
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Posted - 2014.02.27 04:05:00 -
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One guy sent me a message with a title saying "You are a good player but you are a good player".
Ummm....ok?
PurificationGäó
It's what I do.
Amarr Victor
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Godin Thekiller
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
1789
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Posted - 2014.02.27 04:07:00 -
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Lea Silencio wrote:One guy sent me a message with a title saying "You are a good player but you are a good player".
Ummm....ok?
typo. Again human.
'lights cigar' fuck with me, and I'll melt your face off. Gallente forever!
Blup Blub Bloop. Translation: Die -_-
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Lea Silencio
0uter.Heaven
1385
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Posted - 2014.02.27 04:11:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Lea Silencio wrote:One guy sent me a message with a title saying "You are a good player but you are a good player".
Ummm....ok? typo. Again human.
Confirmed he was a spam-bot.
PurificationGäó
It's what I do.
Amarr Victor
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Draxus Prime
BurgezzE.T.F
General Tso's Alliance
3223
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Posted - 2014.02.27 04:14:00 -
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really good knifing match for me
one guy: gg dude
other guy: you cheap little *****. You only use knifes cause you have no gun game, knifes are easy
*joins new game*
*checks players and sees same guy and his squad*
*they backed out*
"Spilling floor cleaner only makes the floor cleaner" -Draxus Prime
Closed Beta Vet
Nova Knife Proficiency 5 \o/
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
1315
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Posted - 2014.02.27 04:20:00 -
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I got surrounded by plenty of mercs back when the warbarge was around. I was just looking at the player board when the whole team surrounded me. I saw their eyes and somehow understood their intentions.
I knew that they were cheering for me, the only scout in the team, to lead them to victory.
I sighed.
They should've understood that being in a scout suit was a burden. They were better off rushing inside their starter fits, but they didn't care. They surrounded me with awe.
Maybe I was attractive inside my white and blue suit. Maybe I was a tad bit feminine compared to them. Maybe I was chosen since the very beginning to lead these guys into victory.
Perhaps.
In their eyes, I knew what they were saying. They were complimenting me. They said, "You're the best Joel. You got this!"
I shed a single, manly tear and replied, "thanks, guys. I won't let you down."
And so, I spawned on the ground and the greatest of all Berry Battles began. |
Disturbingly Bored
The Strontium Asylum
1775
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Posted - 2014.02.27 04:33:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:I got surrounded by plenty of mercs back when the warbarge was around. I was just looking at the player board when the whole team surrounded me. I saw their eyes and somehow understood their intentions.
I knew that they were cheering for me, the only scout in the team, to lead them to victory.
Yeah, I think you're leaving an important part out of the story.
Back when we had 2-3 minutes to spare in the warbage, any time, any time whatsoever that people surrounded you, they started moving back and forth humping your leg like a dog.
Always. Without fail.
I know that's what really happened to you.
Don't deny it. Don't repress it. Admit it, acknowledge it, grow from it. We're here to support you.
(And hump your leg.)
I used to own the FAT GAT until this --> [ASCII Art removed - draconian forum overlord CCP Logibro]
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COVERT SUBTERFUGE
PSU GHOST SYNDICATE
DARKSTAR ARMY
404
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Posted - 2014.02.27 04:39:00 -
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In life: I've been told COUNTLESS times by women that I have an amazing/sexy/smooth/relaxing voice. It personally makes me cringe lol.
In DUST: you're an awesome logi!
Subterfuge and terrorist GOD in the making
Proud Minmatar - Alt of THE GREY CARDINAL
Love the Art of War
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Xander Mercy
Dem Durrty Boyz
Renegade Alliance
237
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Posted - 2014.02.27 04:41:00 -
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"get out that tank you scrub"
i was not in a tank that whole but a was top of the leaderboard that match.
alot of kills and being the only person with uplinks gets you there alot
I don't like the Amarr but boy do they have style
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The Robot Devil
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1726
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Posted - 2014.02.27 04:43:00 -
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Men want to be me and women think they can change me. Had a woman offer me her 16 year old daughter when I was about 20, she even broke out pictures and gave me her work number. Wife calls me sir, friends call me pimp or genius. Oh wait that's real life, never mind. I get a few ISKies for being a good logi and sometimes people compliment my needle but other than that I am fairly bad at this game.
"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus."
Raoul Duke
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Death Shadow117
Endless Hatred
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
8
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Posted - 2014.02.27 04:45:00 -
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i take hate mail as complements so one time we redlined a team then one guy from the enemy team sent my corp squad a mail with the headline losers then the inside he called us virgins |
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Godin Thekiller
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
1791
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Posted - 2014.02.27 04:47:00 -
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The Robot Devil wrote:Men want to be me and women think they can change me. Had a woman offer me her 16 year old daughter when I was about 20, she even broke out pictures and gave me her work number. Wife calls me sir, friends call me pimp or genius. Oh wait that's real life, never mind. I get a few ISKies for being a good logi and sometimes people compliment my needle but other than that I am fairly bad at this game.
You did good. I can chill with this guy.
'lights cigar' fuck with me, and I'll melt your face off. Gallente forever!
Blup Blub Bloop. Translation: Die -_-
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Sarcastic Dreamkiller
Northwind Alliance
Dark Taboo
92
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Posted - 2014.02.27 05:03:00 -
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I only non corporation email I have ever received simply said:
"F***" |
Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
1320
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Posted - 2014.02.27 08:11:00 -
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Disturbingly Bored wrote:Joel II X wrote:I got surrounded by plenty of mercs back when the warbarge was around. I was just looking at the player board when the whole team surrounded me. I saw their eyes and somehow understood their intentions.
I knew that they were cheering for me, the only scout in the team, to lead them to victory. Yeah, I think you're leaving an important part out of the story. Back when we had 2-3 minutes to spare in the warbage, any time, any time whatsoever that people surrounded you, they started moving back and forth humping your leg like a dog. Always. Without fail. I know that's what really happened to you. Don't deny it. Don't repress it. Admit it, acknowledge it, grow from it. We're here to support you. (And hump your leg.)
That's what they did at first, but when more people joined, they were locked in place.
I figured it was a rare ceremonial leader dance or something. This was back when I used to swim in the Nile. |
Lynn Beck
Granite Mercenary Division
Top Men.
810
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Posted - 2014.02.27 08:16:00 -
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"The nicest player in DUST, hope to see you again!"
Something like that, but he was a random guy -blush-
"Damn bich you want some ketchup with that table?"
Said the man to me when i was... Err wait, only DUST? Alright....
No SP refund=academy stomping FOR DAYYZ
Proud owner of 69 'Fleshriver' Nk's.
No i don't buy AUR
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lowratehitman
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
1022
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Posted - 2014.02.27 08:29:00 -
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I got a message once... My mother is a soccer mom... you can have her. |
Godin Thekiller
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
1791
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Posted - 2014.02.27 23:53:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:"The nicest player in DUST, hope to see you again!"
Something like that, but he was a random guy -blush-
"Damn bich you want some ketchup with that table?"
Said the man to me when i was... Err wait, only DUST? Alright....
no dust at all. continue
'lights cigar' fuck with me, and I'll melt your face off. Gallente forever!
Blup Blub Bloop. Translation: Die -_-
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PO0KY
Virtual Syndicate
489
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Posted - 2014.02.28 00:00:00 -
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My mom once told me my hair looked nice. Still the only compliment I've ever received to this day |
Yeeeuuuupppp
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
127
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Posted - 2014.02.28 00:02:00 -
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"Daaammmnnn that minmatar ass though. Twerk on me while you knife me" Then i ruined everything and said I was a male nun and yeah
My Minnie is friendly.. don't worry, I don't bite. I slash.
Novice incubus pilot.
Feel the wrath of my troll.
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Godin Thekiller
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
1791
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Posted - 2014.02.28 00:15:00 -
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Yeeeuuuupppp wrote:"Daaammmnnn that minmatar ass though. Twerk on me while you knife me" Then i ruined everything and said I was a male nun and yeah
LOL 
'lights cigar' fuck with me, and I'll melt your face off. Gallente forever!
Blup Blub Bloop. Translation: Die -_-
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
1337
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Posted - 2014.02.28 01:15:00 -
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PO0KY wrote:My mom once told me my hair looked nice. Still the only compliment I've ever received to this day
I lol'd. |
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Sam Tektzby
Better Hide R Die
266
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Posted - 2014.02.28 01:19:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:'I didn't know autistic kids were smart.' I promptly threw several desks and chairs at her and got promptly suspended. In first grade. I took that as an insult.
DOES this have to be about DUST?
Im really furious about this one, like someone who is ASPIE this really really makes me sick.
People who sending this should be punished in the worst way ever. 
I was lucky when they sent me gg.
Support - Tactician/Support
Deteis - Orator
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Reapers' Assailant
883
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Posted - 2014.02.28 01:24:00 -
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Sam Tektzby wrote:PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:'I didn't know autistic kids were smart.' I promptly threw several desks and chairs at her and got promptly suspended. In first grade. I took that as an insult.
DOES this have to be about DUST? Im really furious about this one, like someone who is ASPIE this really really makes me sick. People who sending this should be punished in the worst way ever. I was lucky when they sent me gg.
Wow. Not the only ASPIE kid that plays Dust. That's cool. But yeah I got extremely upset when she said that. She was my special needs teacher right after I got diagnosed. Never say her again after that. It was at school, not on Dust.
Psycho Scout
Cool McCoolNess- Incubus
Speedy McFaster- Logi?
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Sam Tektzby
Better Hide R Die
266
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Posted - 2014.02.28 01:26:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Sam Tektzby wrote:PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:'I didn't know autistic kids were smart.' I promptly threw several desks and chairs at her and got promptly suspended. In first grade. I took that as an insult.
DOES this have to be about DUST? Im really furious about this one, like someone who is ASPIE this really really makes me sick. People who sending this should be punished in the worst way ever. I was lucky when they sent me gg. Wow. Not the only ASPIE kid that plays Dust. That's cool. But yeah I got extremely upset when she said that. She was my special needs teacher right after I got diagnosed. Never say her again after that. It was at school, not on Dust.
Thats pretty sad story Boyo, just take care about yourself and dont mind these "creatures". Thats best approach.
Wait at school?!
Thats not cool at all.
Support - Tactician/Support
Deteis - Orator
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Reapers' Assailant
883
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Posted - 2014.02.28 01:33:00 -
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No its not. I due my best to ignore most 'creatures.' Since I have extremely sensitive hearing I wear industrial size headphones and an MP3 player to block out noise. Its weird to think how many people wont talk to you the second they see headphones. Better for me, mostly anti-social anyway.
Psycho Scout
Cool McCoolNess- Incubus
Speedy McFaster- Logi?
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Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
3845
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Posted - 2014.02.28 01:44:00 -
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person: nice bum were ya from?
me: tennisee, you wanna see?
jk jk....it was my buddy with his cousins phone
Scout- "I'm going to knife you my commando!!!"
commando turns around
Commando- "FAAAAALCCCOOONNNNN PUUUUNNNCCCCHH!!"
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matt hit
DUST University
Ivy League
2
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Posted - 2014.02.28 01:46:00 -
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Fire of Prometheus wrote:person: nice bum were ya from? me: tennisee, you wanna see? jk jk....it was my buddy with his cousins phone
^ COMEDY GOLD!!!!!!!! |
Monkey MAC
Rough Riders..
2092
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Posted - 2014.02.28 01:49:00 -
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Nice Job clearing out that roof! I jumped out of a dropship to achieve it.
Unless your a Computer Scientist don't tell me how Game Mechanics Work.
Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior of the Trees Lvl 2.
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Patrick57
5567
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Posted - 2014.02.28 01:51:00 -
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Oh wait!
I forgot all the hate videos King Thunderbolt gave me!
Those are all very weird o_O
I go negative in PC, yay
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Sam Tektzby
Better Hide R Die
266
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Posted - 2014.02.28 02:05:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:No its not. I due my best to ignore most 'creatures.' Since I have extremely sensitive hearing I wear industrial size headphones and an MP3 player to block out noise. Its weird to think how many people wont talk to you the second they see headphones. Better for me, mostly anti-social anyway.
antisocial is not a right word for it.
we see the wolrld around in different way and set of interaction is same.
Nothing asocial at all, we just need to be more understanded, nothing else.
BTW i remember if you play music on playstation before you put "play the dust", you had same musique ingame.
Just play music on ps3, do not turn it off and play dust, it worked before.
Try it :P
Support - Tactician/Support
Deteis - Orator
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
3270
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Posted - 2014.02.28 02:18:00 -
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P00kY: Just gonna say, your name is pretty badass
Me: Like just the name? Or does my reputation precede me?
P00ky: I mean your name just sounds badass
Me: 
Nothing says "F**K YOU!" like a direct Flaylock to the face.
I've got 3k likes, I'll double post if I want to dammit!
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