He just sends me love mail now after everygame. I'm guessing he gets jelly of my scores

If you must know even Kobrah is not immune to events in real life, and possesses the fortitude to pull himself away from the ezmode of trolling this stellar community.

im sure he figured he would give the masses a slight reprieve whilst handling things that put food on the table and attribute to his own well being

/thread

Translation: He got a job and has graduated from the masses of unemployed and unwashed trolls on this forum. Or he was kidnapped by Oompa Loompas.

You may all panic now. This could be your fate.

What if in Real life, Kobrah is a really awesome dude. He has a wife, and a kid. 2 dogs. They live in a 3 bedroom house out in the suburbs... a white picket fence and a big back garden where the kid can play with the dogs. His wife, Jen, works as a primary school (Kindergarten) teacher down at the local school and often helps out with school events such as organizing the choir and sporting events. Kobrah is working at a Law firm in the big city close by, working hard to keep food on the table for his kids. He's had his ups and down with the boss but he knows at the end of the day he's fighting the good job, and as long as it doesn't compromise his families happiness he won't compromise his morals. He drives a volvo, coaches his kid's football (soccer) team every tuesday after school.

But not too long ago, he found Jen had been unfaithful for a short while now, sleeping with some Golf pro. Rick, or... Ross? Something like that, he didn't much care. Kobrah still loves his wife and despite worrying each and everyday that his child might not even be his own, he sticks with it. He works and fights for his family.

And his outlet for the pent up anger? Dust 514 forums.

I for one, salute you, Kobrah. I know it's a tough life to lead but you are doing the right thing. As long as you can provide for your child and keep your family happy that's all that matters. Just make sure you don't drag yourself into a dark place. Working in Law can be hard, it's a tough job man. But what it does give you, and more importantly your son, is a future. A god damn bright future.

o7

What if in Real life, Kobrah is a really awesome dude. He has a wife, and a kid. 2 dogs. They live in a 3 bedroom house out in the suburbs... a white picket fence and a big back garden where the kid can play with the dogs. His wife, Jen, works as a primary school (Kindergarten) teacher down at the local school and often helps out with school events such as organizing the choir and sporting events. Kobrah is working at a Law firm in the big city close by, working hard to keep food on the table for his kids. He's had his ups and down with the boss but he knows at the end of the day he's fighting the good job, and as long as it doesn't compromise his families happiness he won't compromise his morals. He drives a volvo, coaches his kid's football (soccer) team every tuesday after school.

But not too long ago, he found Jen had been unfaithful for a short while now, sleeping with some Golf pro. Rick, or... Ross? Something like that, he didn't much care. Kobrah still loves his wife and despite worrying each and everyday that his child might not even be his own, he sticks with it. He works and fights for his family.

And his outlet for the pent up anger? Dust 514 forums.

I for one, salute you, Kobrah. I know it's a tough life to lead but you are doing the right thing. As long as you can provide for your child and keep your family happy that's all that matters. Just make sure you don't drag yourself into a dark place. Working in Law can be hard, it's a tough job man. But what it does give you, and more importantly your son, is a future. A god damn bright future.

o7

Be careful what you wish for OP

BTW marauder, those scores mean nothing when you lose.

GG was VERY easy

I found him!

Also, they mean very much alot to my Epeen

Kobrah discovered the Minecraft forums... he will be back from his campaign in a few weeks.