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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:07:00 -
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Hey there everybody, Hynox here. Just letting you know that below us, in the lowest depths of these forums, there exists a race of working class forumites who exist only to maintain the plumbing, heat, and electricity for the higher levels. Now obviously most of us (me included) have gone insane and now rummage around with weapons screaming incoherently in the dark basements. Now normally the victims of your flame wars find their way down here to be consumed by the psychotic repairmen CCP hired and keeps alive indefinitely.
The problem is that, recently theres been a decisive shortage of flame wars and victims of said arguments, hence theres no food for the civilization of crazed repairmen below. Now when they stop getting fed, they start advancing upstairs. Thats probably the worst thing you could want. So remember, have more flame wars, argue more, and remember to derail topics with pointless back and forth insults. Otherwise the psychotic murderers in the basement will start getting hungry.
If you would like to donate a victim/torture buddy, feel free to deposit them at any of the following locations:
The B7 Men's barracks: http://cdn-images.9cloud.us/947/abandoned_wwii_beach_bunker_in_broo_1216873133.640x0.jpg
The B14 detention center, block Chttp://cdn-images.9cloud.us/947/cell_block_in_the_eastern_state_pen_1789061758.640x0.jpg
The B18 women's restroom: http://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/toi-4-2.jpg?w=580&h=360
The B9 Parking lot: http://cdn-images.9cloud.us/702/texas_amp_pacific_warehouse_in_fort_2045098022.640x0.jpg
The B42 Maintenance shaft entrance: http://gakuran.com/eng/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/paris-catacombs111.jpg
or wherever THIS is:http://gakuran.com/eng/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/paris-catacombs18.jpg
Thank you for your time guys! Just remember,every time you flame in these forums, your simply keeping the psychotic maintenance crew at bay!
Unleash the Fogwoggler
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Lt Royal
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2755
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:11:00 -
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
50
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:12:00 -
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Also if you see any repairmen, do not make eye contact! I've been receiving complaints in which people have been disemboweled for doing that!
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Otrera Goddess
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
142
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:14:00 -
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ROFLMAO  |
noobsniper the 2nd
POISION ROSES
Galactic Skyfleet Empire
156
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:22:00 -
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QUICK SOMEONE CALL BATMAN I THINK THE JOKER HAS SOMETHING GOING HERE
just call me scumbag noob
MAG vet raven ftw
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
52
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:25:00 -
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noobsniper the 2nd wrote:QUICK SOMEONE CALL BATMAN I THINK THE JOKER HAS SOMETHING GOING HERE
I dunno man but it took me awhile to get internet connection down here so it's pretty urgent, also I've been stabbed by a man wearing underwear an his head and nothing else.
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Reapers' Assailant
690
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:28:00 -
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FlayLock Pistol 130HP scout vs proto stacked heavy.
Begin.
FlayLock Pistol
Explosives and knives are my thing, Call me Psycho Scout
Give me parkour and Bow&Arrows CCP
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
52
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:29:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:FlayLock Pistol 130HP scout vs proto stacked heavy.
Begin.
I mean if you wanna take a flaylock down here good on you man. It's pretty spooky down here.
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Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
General Tso's Alliance
1374
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:33:00 -
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Flame wars eh? The plasma cannon makes mass driver users look like,ar users, prove me wrong you damn dirty massholes! Not to mention those scrub flaylock users 3 whole rocket propelled rounds and they still want a buff, what f*cking whiners.
"Always fight dirty, the victor writes history"
Eve toon: Drake Doe, professional hero tackler, full time pretzel boy
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Reapers' Assailant
693
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:36:00 -
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Read the sig. I take my Flay everywhere.
FlayLock Pistol
Explosives and knives are my thing, Call me Psycho Scout
Give me parkour and Bow&Arrows CCP
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
53
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:41:00 -
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Also if your gonna go down there, don't bring any weapons or suits, wouldn't want these guys having weaponry exceeding the spiked bat and *****-covered rebar.
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Reapers' Assailant
693
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:42:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:Read the sig. I take my Flay everywhere.
FlayLock Pistol
Explosives and knives are my thing, Call me Psycho Scout
Give me parkour and Bow&Arrows CCP
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
5208
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:44:00 -
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Heavies with Rail Rifles.
Topic derailed, let the pointless argument begin.
I'm a scrub
I go negative in PC, yay
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Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
General Tso's Alliance
1374
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:45:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:Also if your gonna go down there, don't bring any weapons or suits, wouldn't want these guys having weaponry exceeding the spiked bat and *****-covered rebar.
 well uh, it wasn't me but somehow they now have a few nova knives, which are my favorite sidearms but again I had nothing to do with it. *whistles nonchalantly*
"Always fight dirty, the victor writes history"
Eve toon: Drake Doe, professional hero tackler, full time pretzel boy
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Trade Mark AR
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
0
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:54:00 -
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I remember the last time i was in a dark basement with a ccp repairman. Lets just say it didn't end well *shudders* |
Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
General Tso's Alliance
1374
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Posted - 2014.02.17 02:57:00 -
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Damn,you ccp this is more contractive than the dozen hav imbalance, rr, etc. threads all in GD.
"Always fight dirty, the victor writes history"
Eve toon: Drake Doe, professional hero tackler, full time pretzel boy
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
53
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Posted - 2014.02.17 03:03:00 -
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Make sure you shut the door on your way out, it wont stop them but it will sure slow them down.
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
53
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Posted - 2014.02.17 03:21:00 -
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Also this thread was moved to the locker room, CCP saw.
Unleash the Fogwoggler
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Vermaak Doe
SVER True Blood
General Tso's Alliance
1379
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Posted - 2014.02.17 04:05:00 -
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I left my rope in my other suit...
"Always fight dirty, the victor writes history"
Eve toon: Drake Doe, professional hero tackler, full time pretzel boy
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Trade Mark AR
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
1
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Posted - 2014.02.17 05:30:00 -
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the good news is we have recently gained support from the minmatar republic. They are sending over republic fleet duct tape. although the minmatar designed duct tape for logistical operations, it also serves as a great tool constraining ccp repairmen, so you can finish them off. Remember, the only good ccp repairman is a dead ccp repairman. |
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Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
2333
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Posted - 2014.02.17 06:11:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:Well now that CCP has condemned us to the lower levels. You guys need to know a few survival guides. 1: Down here, blood is the only lube.  2: Some of these guys scream in morse code. 3: Bricks are a viable weapon 4: We can make camp in places like bathrooms and and inmate cells. 5: We need to have a bait and switch strategy to incapacitate repairmen. 6:If you see blood footprints, don't follow them. 7: Conserve flashlight batteries, most of these guys have eyes fitted for the darkness and can be easily blinded. 8: Just because their following you does not mean you should panic. 9: Theres sentinel suits in the B13 armory, also Seraphim stashed some Duvolles behind the fridge back before the area was overrun. 10: If we keep dislodging the drainage pipes, eventually someone will come down to investigate, we can ambush them, take their weapons, and fight our way out. Remember, strength in numbers, and soap on a rope!
Regarding 9 Sha Karn was last seen in B34 but no one ever leaves B34
Listen
I'll change the song every week
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First Prophet
Minmatar Republic
1485
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Posted - 2014.02.17 06:36:00 -
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Your mother.
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Trade Mark AR
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
1
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Posted - 2014.02.18 02:12:00 -
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it appears we will be in the dark basement for a long long time |
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