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Mortedeamor
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2014.02.16 14:16:00 -
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why do i see amarrian commando's and heavies running with rr you terrible sad scrubs i will incinerate you and purify your foulness from our empresses ranks i now declare open war on any rr amarian if i see you i will hunt you and purge you from our ranks.
long live the empress
burn the heretics
more-tae-dee-um-more
stop asking how to pronounce my name its quite irritating
Long Live the Empress
Burn the Heretics
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
5190
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Posted - 2014.02.16 14:19:00 -
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B-b-but....they need their crutch!!
And besides, Caldari are our allies.
> GÇ£I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.GÇ¥
-Oscar Wilde
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
41
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Posted - 2014.02.16 14:19:00 -
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Hey man I'm all about jingoism and xenophobia, I'll grab the gasoline and the torture chair.
Unleash the Fogwoggler
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Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
1654
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Posted - 2014.02.16 14:26:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:Hey man I'm all about jingoism and xenophobia, I'll grab the gasoline and the torture chair.
Don't forget to waterboard them in the gasoline first.
Praise St. Arzad and Pass the Nanohives
Karin Midular, gone, never forgotten
Executing Amarr Trash since Closed Beta
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Minmatar Mercenary 9292
Science For Death
410
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Posted - 2014.02.16 14:32:00 -
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Mortedeamor wrote:why do i see amarrian commando's and heavies running with rr you terrible sad scrubs i will incinerate you and purify your foulness from our empresses ranks i now declare open war on any rr amarian if i see you i will hunt you and purge you from our ranks.
long live the empress
burn the heretics
But the Amarrians with our HMG get a free pass? It's essentially a giant pendulum **** and balls swaying from the shoulder gloriously in the wind as it bellows smoke and sprays its payload everywhere, a real mans weapon  . Hardly something you guys would wanna use after all the emphasis you guys put on having your suits look pretty. |
COVERT SUBTERFUGE
PSU GHOST SYNDICATE
DARKSTAR ARMY
237
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Posted - 2014.02.16 14:34:00 -
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They are tired of using phallic weapons, that's all. Not all mercs want to engage in the Amarrian phallus worship exhibited by the aesthetic of your weapons and ships.
Subterfuge and terrorist GOD in the making
Proud Minmatar - Alt of THE GREY CARDINAL
Love the Art of War
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
1028
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Posted - 2014.02.16 14:45:00 -
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COVERT SUBTERFUGE wrote:They are tired of using phallic weapons, that's all. Not all mercs want to engage in the Amarrian phallus worship exhibited by the aesthetic of your weapons and ships.
Having schlong shaped ships is a better fate than looking like I patch together clothes from Goodwill and Salvation army. And on them looking like schlongs, how many men do not want a golden penis? The answer, all the sane ones do.
beatin' slaves and whippin' knaves All in a days work for an Amarrican!
Now a level 1 forum warrior.
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Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
1656
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Posted - 2014.02.16 14:48:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:COVERT SUBTERFUGE wrote:They are tired of using phallic weapons, that's all. Not all mercs want to engage in the Amarrian phallus worship exhibited by the aesthetic of your weapons and ships. Having schlong shaped ships is a better fate than looking like I patch together clothes from Goodwill and Salvation army. And on them looking like schlongs, how many men do not want a golden pen is? The answer, all the sane ones do.
You two do realize that it is the Gallente ships in Eve that look like sex toys right?
The Amarr ships just look like misshapen clumps of flying gold.
Praise St. Arzad and Pass the Nanohives
Karin Midular, gone, never forgotten
Executing Amarr Trash since Closed Beta
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Hagintora
Chatelain Rapid Response
Gallente Federation
201
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Posted - 2014.02.16 17:15:00 -
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I'm sorry, but does anybody else see the Amarran Empire like this? Am I the only one? |
Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
4708
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Posted - 2014.02.16 17:17:00 -
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Alaika Arbosa wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:COVERT SUBTERFUGE wrote:They are tired of using phallic weapons, that's all. Not all mercs want to engage in the Amarrian phallus worship exhibited by the aesthetic of your weapons and ships. Having schlong shaped ships is a better fate than looking like I patch together clothes from Goodwill and Salvation army. And on them looking like schlongs, how many men do not want a golden pen is? The answer, all the sane ones do. You two do realize that it is the Gallente ships in Eve that look like sex toys right? The Amarr ships just look like misshapen clumps of flying gold.
As well as their dropsuit helmets.
It's like the are in a bat costume.
Want to know how to make a strike-through?
[s[Example[/s]
Now go my Forum Warriors. Use this new weapon for glory!
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BL4CKST4R
WarRavens
League of Infamy
1907
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Posted - 2014.02.16 17:24:00 -
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Alaika Arbosa wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:COVERT SUBTERFUGE wrote:They are tired of using phallic weapons, that's all. Not all mercs want to engage in the Amarrian phallus worship exhibited by the aesthetic of your weapons and ships. Having schlong shaped ships is a better fate than looking like I patch together clothes from Goodwill and Salvation army. And on them looking like schlongs, how many men do not want a golden pen is? The answer, all the sane ones do. You two do realize that it is the Gallente ships in Eve that look like sex toys right? The Amarr ships just look like misshapen clumps of flying gold.
Idk... The way you have to hold the scrambler just right so you can spray that massive payload on an unfortunate mercs face... even more fortified by head shot modifiers...
For the Federation!
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Sgt Buttscratch
lcritMYpantS
1681
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Posted - 2014.02.16 17:32:00 -
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Yeah heavies using Caldari Rail rifles, you heretics you should be using the HMG(Minmatar) or the forge gun(Caldari).
My heavy turned down that desperate ***** you call the "Emporess" several times just last night. If anything can be accused of heresy its the foul stench that gushes from between her hairy legs.
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
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Arx Ardashir
Imperium Aeternum
563
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Posted - 2014.02.16 18:28:00 -
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Sgt Buttscratch wrote:Vile, slanderous lies.
Hah. The idea that a Gallente would shirk away from anyone's junk.
I contribute nothing.
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Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
3647
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Posted - 2014.02.16 18:40:00 -
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Hey hey hey wow man.....our laser rifle is turd (hence the RR)
On a side note, I have a "Templar" commando A-1 with all Templar gear 
I say commandos are allowed, regular heavies? Burn them at the stake
If a Canadian spots a bruised apple in the market, he would go up to it and ask "who did this to you?"
I'm funny =ƒÿå
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Jaysyn Larrisen
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
745
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Posted - 2014.02.16 18:41:00 -
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Sgt Buttscratch wrote:Yeah heavies using Caldari Rail rifles, you heretics you should be using the HMG(Minmatar) or the forge gun(Caldari).
My heavy turned down that desperate ***** you call the "Emporess" several times just last night. If anything can be accused of heresy its the foul stench that gushes from between her hairy legs.
grabs popcorn and waits for True Adamance and Steadyhand Amarr to show up.
"Endless money forms the sinews of War." - Cicero
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
7116
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Posted - 2014.02.16 18:42:00 -
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Mortedeamor wrote:why do i see amarrian commando's and heavies running with rr you terrible sad scrubs i will incinerate you and purify your foulness from our empresses ranks i now declare open war on any rr amarian if i see you i will hunt you and purge you from our ranks.
long live the empress
burn the heretics
They wont be doing that next build though I imagie its practice from when racial heavies come out.
"Just know that though our enemies may only #YOLO, through God's grace we can #YOLF at his side." - Disciple of Kesha
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Scheneighnay McBob
Learning Coalition College
4057
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Posted - 2014.02.16 19:03:00 -
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I agree with the slaver on this point.
Wanna join the blood raiders?
I am your scan error.
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One Eyed King
Eyniletti Rangers
Minmatar Republic
344
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Posted - 2014.02.16 19:53:00 -
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I am for the death of amarr in any form or fashion, even if it is a zealot killing their own.
Looking for the scout hangout? CCP banished it to the locker room
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Mortedeamor
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
1395
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Posted - 2014.02.16 21:30:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:B-b-but....they need their crutch!!
And besides, Caldari are our allies.
idc they do not need they're crutch our empress has provided us with completely valid weapons there is no reason for any real amarrian to specc fotm it is disgusting and whats worse..then they do terribly with them.
if i see a rr amar suit in fw i will tk it and revive spam it till i get kicked
A laser rifle master for life not just for when it becomes popular
Long Live the Empress
Burn the Heretics
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Mortedeamor
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
1395
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Posted - 2014.02.16 21:32:00 -
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Minmatar Mercenary 9292 wrote:Mortedeamor wrote:why do i see amarrian commando's and heavies running with rr you terrible sad scrubs i will incinerate you and purify your foulness from our empresses ranks i now declare open war on any rr amarian if i see you i will hunt you and purge you from our ranks.
long live the empress
burn the heretics But the Amarrians with our HMG get a free pass? It's essentially a giant pendulum **** and balls swaying from the shoulder gloriously in the wind as it bellows smoke and sprays its payload everywhere, a real mans weapon . Hardly something you guys would wanna use after all the emphasis you guys put on having your suits look pretty.
its not like there is a amar heavy weapon things can be forgiven..a heavy using his heavy weapon slot for a rr is filth though
i find it disgusting and there is nothing more pleasing than incinerating them with my laser rifle
A laser rifle master for life not just for when it becomes popular
Long Live the Empress
Burn the Heretics
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Mortedeamor
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
1396
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Posted - 2014.02.16 21:36:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Mortedeamor wrote:why do i see amarrian commando's and heavies running with rr you terrible sad scrubs i will incinerate you and purify your foulness from our empresses ranks i now declare open war on any rr amarian if i see you i will hunt you and purge you from our ranks.
long live the empress
burn the heretics They wont be doing that next build though I imagine its practice from when racial heavies come out.
if you do not stomp with lr right now in this build and instead use some foreign tek your filth scrambler users are amarr through and through but every lr user i see that springs up post 1.8 isa poser there are very few who stay true to the lr..and they are all well known. i give passes to scrambler users who swap to lr next build as they go from one amar to another..i doubt they will compare to those of us who has used lr through the hard times..but meh
all the commandos that drop they're rr and pick up lr are posers pure and simple
ps imagine has an n i know its weird
A laser rifle master for life not just for when it becomes popular
Long Live the Empress
Burn the Heretics
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Mortedeamor
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
1396
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Posted - 2014.02.16 21:39:00 -
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Hagintora wrote:I'm sorry, but does anybody else see the Amarran Empire like this? Am I the only one?
ahh its been a long time away from home at war..thank you for the fond sights..i miss my torture room ..i havnt been able to take the time to make renditions to my mercenary quarters i miss my gold four poster bed. my tortue room could fit just off the side if i could only get my commanding officer to approve of it the space is mine i already killed the heretic who occupied the rooms before..its just empty i dunno why i cant use it:( only a few hours or scrubbing is even required to get the blood up not like blood stains gold
the golden walls decorated with freshly crucified heretics sighs
the pleasant lull of scream echoing in the night
A laser rifle master for life not just for when it becomes popular
Long Live the Empress
Burn the Heretics
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