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PAXTON HAILFIRE
Isuuaya Tactical
Caldari State
13
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Posted - 2014.02.14 05:25:00 -
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Yeah sucker! I jumped on the table and got yo biscuit! You may have killed me 196 times to 1, but I got you this time.
Starts off with a little infantry battle in Ambush, but soon 3 tanks were rolling with red diamonds telling me bad news was coming. So, after losing my assault clone to one of these devils sneaking up on me like a ninja scout wielding nova knives, I switched to my fail AV fit with the swarm of harmless flies launcher. Apparently, one of my home boys in blue had the same idea and we landed probably 24 missles onto big red 1. With his shields half way down he quickly retreated out of range, TAKE THAT biznitch! So, over the hill comes a group of 3 reds, I switch to my smg and kill one guy by smoking his face with small arms fire. Then quickly die to 2 and 3. Woot! I'm your Huckleberry!
On respawn, two tanks are pounding our position. Small L shaped external gap behind a box near a wall. One tanker wussy boy gets overzealous with thirst and hangs up in an odd way on a wall next to a box, right over my head! I back up and rip off 3 av nades. I'm half dead from splash, he's half dead from my awesomeness. Then I lock on with my swarm of death and deal out some hurt. WAPOW! Lock again and BOOM! 150 to me sucka! Turn around and get rolled by reds. Damn blueberries have no love for protecting my AV excellence. Or they were mowed down by tank 2. Whatever.
I went 3 kills, couple assists, 8 deaths, and 9800 in damage dealt. Fear the swarm AV. Lol.
Come at me bro and Have a Great Day! |
Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
1041
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Posted - 2014.02.14 05:27:00 -
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Video or it didn't happen. |
Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
5071
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Posted - 2014.02.14 05:27:00 -
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Must've been a terrible tanker.
> GÇ£I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.GÇ¥
-Oscar Wilde
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Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
3145
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Posted - 2014.02.14 05:28:00 -
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I solo tanks all the time with RE's
I think Bob Dylan put it best when he sang:
"And you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone! For the times, they are a changing!"
Please deposit likes in Swiss Bank account. The Feds don't ensure beyond 3k.
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PAXTON HAILFIRE
Isuuaya Tactical
Caldari State
13
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Posted - 2014.02.14 05:30:00 -
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Quite possibly THE worst tanker I've run into. Lol.
No video but I did hollar like a girl. |
DeadlyAztec11
Ostrakon Agency
Gallente Federation
4147
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Posted - 2014.02.14 05:34:00 -
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Killed an LAV with a Breach SMG lol
My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Anarchide, Long Evity
And this is why I am the #1 forum warrior
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PAXTON HAILFIRE
Isuuaya Tactical
Caldari State
13
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Posted - 2014.02.14 05:35:00 -
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You got skillz. We should run together ;) |
cedz636
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
137
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Posted - 2014.02.14 05:37:00 -
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PAXTON HAILFIRE wrote:Yeah sucker! I jumped on the table and got yo biscuit! You may have killed me 196 times to 1, but I got you this time.
Starts off with a little infantry battle in Ambush, but soon 3 tanks were rolling with red diamonds telling me bad news was coming. So, after losing my assault clone to one of these devils sneaking up on me like a ninja scout wielding nova knives, I switched to my fail AV fit with the swarm of harmless flies launcher. Apparently, one of my home boys in blue had the same idea and we landed probably 24 missles onto big red 1. With his shields half way down he quickly retreated out of range, TAKE THAT biznitch! So, over the hill comes a group of 3 reds, I switch to my smg and kill one guy by smoking his face with small arms fire. Then quickly die to 2 and 3. Woot! I'm your Huckleberry!
On respawn, two tanks are pounding our position. Small L shaped external gap behind a box near a wall. One tanker wussy boy gets overzealous with thirst and hangs up in an odd way on a wall next to a box, right over my head! I back up and rip off 3 av nades. I'm half dead from splash, he's half dead from my awesomeness. Then I lock on with my swarm of death and deal out some hurt. WAPOW! Lock again and BOOM! 150 to me sucka! Turn around and get rolled by reds. Damn blueberries have no love for protecting my AV excellence. Or they were mowed down by tank 2. Whatever.
I went 3 kills, couple assists, 8 deaths, and 9800 in damage dealt. Fear the swarm AV. Lol.
Come at me bro and Have a Great Day!
I must say I was captivated by your description of events.
Rust in Peace
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PAXTON HAILFIRE
Isuuaya Tactical
Caldari State
13
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Posted - 2014.02.14 05:43:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:I solo tanks all the time with RE's
I think Bob Dylan put it best when he sang:
"And you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone! For the times, they are a changing!"
But clap clap clap for doing it the hard way.
Yeah, only 8 mil in SP, havent fooled with REs yet. Plus my assault alt is sliw like an elephant. Not sure I could catch one to toss REs on it and manage not to blow myself up in the process. |
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