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tastzlike chicken
ROGUE SPADES
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Posted - 2014.02.12 00:25:00 -
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One dot, two dot, Red dot, Blue dot.
Green dot, Blue dot, old dot, new dot.
This one has a Madrugar.
This one has an exploding car.
Say! What a lot of dots there are.
Yes. Some are red, and some are blue.
Some are old and some are new.
Some are sad, and some are glad,
And some are very, very bad.
Red dot, Blue dot, bad dot, cruel dot
Crouched beneath the MCC
Just a forehead exposed to see
Killing one or two -- or three!
(but never more than you or me)
Most are bad; some are better
Though, few have ever hacked a letter
Where do they come from? I cannot say
I really wished theyGÇÖd go away,
Or leave their rifles in the hills
And join us on the map for kills;
Or reps, or hacks, or scans, or rides
Or drop one god damn nanohive -
Beside the heavy whoGÇÖs about to die
Because he canGÇÖt get resupplied.
From there to here,
From here to there,
Funny dots are everywhere.
Some are red and some are blue
Some appear to know what to do
But other dots are stranger still
Hiding up there in the hills
Or camped beside or above a letter
Anchored there as if bound and fettered
Unwilling to fight or repel the attack
Or, having lost the letter, GÇôto hack it back
I feel I should have composed a verse
About the Caldari who have the worst
Blue dots ever to have played this game.
(A singularly shameful claim to fame)
But Alas, frustrated, I know longer care
I crouch on this hill as if upon a chair
I have become the only dot that matters
And have turned off my mic to avoid the chatter
What do I see as I look through the scope?
As the MCC burns beyond all hope?
A few tired Blue dots struggling as hard as any
Red dots? Blue dots?
A few dots too many.
TL;DR Get off your asses.
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
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Posted - 2014.02.12 01:39:00 -
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You wanna know what else has a lot of dots?  |
PO0KY
Virtual Syndicate
101
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Posted - 2014.02.12 01:41:00 -
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It's...it's... IT'S BEAUTIFUL |
lee corwood
Knights Of Ender
Galactic Skyfleet Empire
469
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Posted - 2014.02.12 01:44:00 -
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tastzlike chicken wrote:
TL;DR Get off your asses.
All my likes. Haz them.
Minmatar Logisis | Heavy lover. Come get some badass Band-Aids from this chick
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Nosid Katona
HavoK Core
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.02.12 01:57:00 -
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Well someone beat me to saying something along the lines of "You can haz all da likes." so I'll just go with the old +1
Creativity should always be rewarded.
Vae Victis
Valor Vet, R.I.P MAG
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Tallen Ellecon
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
1445
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Posted - 2014.02.12 01:57:00 -
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As much as I loved the poem... it seems you've become the blue dot. Woah mind blowing.
Where is my Gallente sidearm? 1.8? When is that? SoonGäó514
"No blue tags make Tallen go crazy."
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
TRA1LBLAZERS
524
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Posted - 2014.02.12 02:35:00 -
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This is absolutely fuckin hilarious +1412472834728349.7
Kills- Archduke Ferdinand
Balance!
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zibathy numbertwo
Nox Aeterna Security
496
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Posted - 2014.02.12 02:48:00 -
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tastzlike chicken wrote:
But Alas, frustrated, I know longer care
no longer care*
Dr. Seuss needs some better publishers. ://
AR
Dmg: 34,
RoF: 750 RPM,
DPS: 425,
RR
Dmg: 55,
RoF: 461 RPM,
DPS: 422,
+ double the range.
Balanced.
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tastzlike chicken
ROGUE SPADES
158
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Posted - 2014.02.12 02:53:00 -
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Lol. Thanks all!
I was going to do a random rage post; but instead, this. My apologies for borrowing from and destroying a childhood classic.
I would like to say that my squad had one match last night against War Ravens and another squad of.....something else. It was a domination match where you want to get the hills overlooking "A" (Manus peak?). They had multiple (three I think) snipers denying the approach to get their overwatch. It was a simple and very effective use of competent snipers.
I still cursed them all under my breath.... |
tastzlike chicken
ROGUE SPADES
158
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Posted - 2014.02.12 02:54:00 -
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zibathy numbertwo wrote:tastzlike chicken wrote:
But Alas, frustrated, I know longer care
no longer care* Dr. Seuss needs some better publishers. ://
Fixed and thank you! |
Shiyou Hidiyoshi
Ancient Exiles.
Renegade Alliance
246
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Posted - 2014.02.12 03:18:00 -
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Describes this
* thumbs up *
CCP Lockingbro needs help! Sign!
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Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
4445
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Posted - 2014.02.12 03:46:00 -
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Garrett Blacknova endorses this post.
It's possible there was a time when that would have mattered to someone... (unfortunate times, those) |
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