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Sinboto Simmons SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 4336	Posted - 2014.02.03 06:37:00 - [1] - Quote Yeah I'm bored, anyway what's the funniest/stupidest thing you see your squadmates do? For me it's my squad's logi trying to keep me alive with a rep tool: "I have 74 armor if I lose my shields I'm boned anyway..." Sinboto to squad's logi. "I have 74 armor just shoot the bastard!" Sinboto angry at squad's logi. Sinboto - The True Blood Minja Forum Warrior level 4 STB-Infantry (Demolition)
Lynn Beck Granite Mercenary Division Top Men. 651	Posted - 2014.02.03 06:41:00 - [2] - Quote Squadmates?... Myself, playing ring around the rosy in a BPO lav with 2 proto squaddies around a Rail Maddy. ...then. Tanker jumps out, throws 2 AV nades and we're done. Under 28db Officially nerfproof (predicting CR nerf February '14) Selling SP: 10k SP per 100k ISK.
Viktor Hadah Jr Critical-Impact 2326	Posted - 2014.02.03 06:41:00 - [3] - Quote Sinboto Simmons wrote: Yeah I'm bored, anyway what's the funniest/stupidest thing you see your squadmates do? Try to kill a tank Templar BPO's(250Mil) Now offering corp services
Ghost Kaisar Titans of Phoenix Legacy Rising 2606	Posted - 2014.02.03 06:41:00 - [4] - Quote My scouts mentality: If I'm not dead, I still have a chance. EDIT: Oh yeah, funny things. If I'm really bored, I jump on top of rail tanks and try to see how long it takes for them to notice Nothing says "F**K YOU!" like a direct Flaylock to the face. Minmatar. In Rust we trust.
Sinboto Simmons SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 4338	Posted - 2014.02.03 06:47:00 - [5] - Quote Ghost Kaisar wrote: My scouts mentality: If I'm not dead, I still have a chance. EDIT: Oh yeah, funny things. If I'm really bored, I jump on top of rail tanks and try to see how long it takes for them to notice I just put REs on um. Sinboto - The True Blood Minja Forum Warrior level 4 STB-Infantry (Demolition)
Ghost Kaisar Titans of Phoenix Legacy Rising 2606	Posted - 2014.02.03 06:49:00 - [6] - Quote Sinboto Simmons wrote: Ghost Kaisar wrote: My scouts mentality: If I'm not dead, I still have a chance. EDIT: Oh yeah, funny things. If I'm really bored, I jump on top of rail tanks and try to see how long it takes for them to notice I just put REs on um. I don't carry RE's. Can't fit em. Nothing says "F**K YOU!" like a direct Flaylock to the face. Minmatar. In Rust we trust.
Luna Angelo We Who Walk Alone 612	Posted - 2014.02.03 06:52:00 - [7] - Quote How about joking about different things while we lay waste to our opposition in BPO's? Does that count? I don't need luck, I have ammo. Wolves don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep. CEO of We Who Walk Alone
Sinboto Simmons SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 4338	Posted - 2014.02.03 06:53:00 - [8] - Quote Ghost Kaisar wrote: Sinboto Simmons wrote: Ghost Kaisar wrote: My scouts mentality: If I'm not dead, I still have a chance. EDIT: Oh yeah, funny things. If I'm really bored, I jump on top of rail tanks and try to see how long it takes for them to notice I just put REs on um. I don't carry RE's. Can't fit em. You can't fit REs? Sinboto - The True Blood Minja Forum Warrior level 4 STB-Infantry (Demolition)
Ghost Kaisar Titans of Phoenix Legacy Rising 2608	Posted - 2014.02.03 06:54:00 - [9] - Quote Sinboto Simmons wrote: Ghost Kaisar wrote: Sinboto Simmons wrote: Ghost Kaisar wrote: My scouts mentality: If I'm not dead, I still have a chance. EDIT: Oh yeah, funny things. If I'm really bored, I jump on top of rail tanks and try to see how long it takes for them to notice I just put REs on um. I don't carry RE's. Can't fit em. You can't fit REs? Here is my ADV fit for my Minja 1x Complex Shield 1x Basic Shield 1x BK-42 ACR Ishnoks M1 Locus Compact Hive Adv Speed Adv Stamina This pretty much caps out my suit. Electronics 4 Engineering 3 Nothing says "F**K YOU!" like a direct Flaylock to the face. Minmatar. In Rust we trust.
Darken-Soul BIG BAD W0LVES 288	Posted - 2014.02.03 08:31:00 - [10] - Quote I popped on my hardeners and jumped out to shoot REs off my tank, oops. I guess I was standing a bit too close. Those were cartwheels of surprise. Who wants some?

Spkr4theDead Red Star. EoN. 1722	Posted - 2014.02.03 08:44:00 - [11] - Quote Darken-Soul wrote: I popped on my hardeners and jumped out to shoot REs off my tank, oops. I guess I was standing a bit too close. Those were cartwheels of surprise. I thought you hated tanks. I may be missing something, but I'm pretty sure that I didn't call for a tank nerf before Uprising 1.7. - Atiim
bamboo x Eternal Beings Proficiency V. 75	Posted - 2014.02.03 08:58:00 - [12] - Quote Orbitals that don't hit anything.
Medic 1879 Forsaken Immortals Top Men. 1683	Posted - 2014.02.03 09:18:00 - [13] - Quote Having some guy chase me down and refuse to shoot at me until he fluxed me, my fit had about 103 shields seemed like a bit of a waste of time for this guy but he would not use his gun till he had managed to hit me with a flux happened about 3-4 times the last time he dropped a hive when he ran out of fluxes I was rather confused. The people who call in a LAV right at the start of a FW match and run over about 3-4 people on their way to an objective because they are too lazy to drive a few feet to the side then send you hatemail because you hit punish. Stupidest thing I have done lately, drop an RE at a point and see a different point flash that I have RE's at so hit detonate before moving off. Lead Diplomat for Forsaken Immortals.
shaman oga Nexus Balusa Horizon 1533	Posted - 2014.02.03 09:51:00 - [14] - Quote The best was a blue MLT heavy in the turret seat (blaster) of a LAV on the top of a hill. I usually don't steal vehicles, but the owner was on board and he was far from any red letter, so i stole the LAV and i took him for a ride, the guy was a beast with the blaster turret!!! XD 1.8 it's so secret that nobody know what will be in it, even after patch notes...
Piraten Hovnoret Molon Labe. Public Disorder. 274	Posted - 2014.02.03 10:04:00 - [15] - Quote ZzzzZzzzzz War never changes
Joseph Ridgeson WarRavens League of Infamy 423	Posted - 2014.02.03 10:58:00 - [16] - Quote Best I have seen belongs to dear old dad. Back when RDV's took 15 seconds to show up, he just sees some Strawberry standing in the middle of a field. Naturally, dad shoots him and is about to move on when he sees that the RDV is landing a dropship. He manages to barely finish hacking it and jump in before the enemy shows back up. The enemy is obviously upset because he is running around the dropship, shooting it with his AR. This then happens: "How the hell do I take off?" "I dunno, I have never flown one before. I think it is L1." "That doesn't do anything." "No, the other side. Left One." He taps it, flies up about 6 feet and immediately comes crashing down on the Strawberry, completely on accident. He then crashes the dropship 3 seconds later due to a combination of laughing too hard and his incompetence at operating a dropship.
Lea Silencio 0uter.Heaven Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 1165	Posted - 2014.02.03 11:22:00 - [17] - Quote Joseph Ridgeson wrote: Best I have seen belongs to dear old dad. Back when RDV's took 15 seconds to show up, he just sees some Strawberry standing in the middle of a field. Naturally, dad shoots him and is about to move on when he sees that the RDV is landing a dropship. He manages to barely finish hacking it and jump in before the enemy shows back up. The enemy is obviously upset because he is running around the dropship, shooting it with his AR. This then happens: "How the hell do I take off?" "I dunno, I have never flown one before. I think it is L1." "That doesn't do anything." "No, the other side. Left One." He taps it, flies up about 6 feet and immediately comes crashing down on the Strawberry, completely on accident. He then crashes the dropship 3 seconds later due to a combination of laughing too hard and his incompetence at operating a dropship. Too funny! +1 for you, sir! PurificationGäó It's what I do. Amarr Victor
Monkey MAC Lost Millennium 1804	Posted - 2014.02.03 11:25:00 - [18] - Quote Spkr4theDead wrote: Darken-Soul wrote: I popped on my hardeners and jumped out to shoot REs off my tank, oops. I guess I was standing a bit too close. Those were cartwheels of surprise. I thought you hated tanks. No he hates the unbalance of tanks, unique difference. You will find most of us AVers using mlt tanks in order to blow up tanks, per your suggestion. Tanks 514 I told you, I bloody well told you. Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior of the Trees Lvl.1
Ryme Intrinseca Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 560	Posted - 2014.02.03 11:28:00 - [19] - Quote Viktor Hadah Jr wrote: Sinboto Simmons wrote: Yeah I'm bored, anyway what's the funniest/stupidest thing you see your squadmates do? Try to kill a tank I tried to do this the other day. I wasn't even in a tank
Anarchide Greedy Bastards 1808	Posted - 2014.02.03 11:30:00 - [20] - Quote Sinboto Simmons wrote: Yeah I'm bored, anyway what's the funniest/stupidest thing you see your squadmates do? For me it's my squad's logi trying to keep me alive with a rep tool: "I have 74 armor if I lose my shields I'm boned anyway..." Sinboto to squad's logi. "I have 74 armor just shoot the bastard!" Sinboto angry at squad's logi. He's not repping you, he's whoring you for that Guardian Bonus. It's like some kind of parasite. My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Anarchide, Long Evity And this is why I am the #1 forum warrior

Ryme Intrinseca Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation 561	Posted - 2014.02.03 12:43:00 - [21] - Quote Anarchide wrote: Sinboto Simmons wrote: Yeah I'm bored, anyway what's the funniest/stupidest thing you see your squadmates do? For me it's my squad's logi trying to keep me alive with a rep tool: "I have 74 armor if I lose my shields I'm boned anyway..." Sinboto to squad's logi. "I have 74 armor just shoot the bastard!" Sinboto angry at squad's logi. He's not repping you, he's whoring you for that Guardian Bonus. It's like some kind of parasite. See also repeatedly picking you up straight into the line of fire and spamming equipment all over depots to destroy the framerate.
m twiggz Pradox One Proficiency V. 329	Posted - 2014.02.03 12:46:00 - [22] - Quote When they see a fellow corp mate on the other side and call all of us over to them and we have a giant dance party. Dance Parties > *
Sinboto Simmons SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 4346	Posted - 2014.02.03 12:53:00 - [23] - Quote Anarchide wrote: Sinboto Simmons wrote: Yeah I'm bored, anyway what's the funniest/stupidest thing you see your squadmates do? For me it's my squad's logi trying to keep me alive with a rep tool: "I have 74 armor if I lose my shields I'm boned anyway..." Sinboto to squad's logi. "I have 74 armor just shoot the bastard!" Sinboto angry at squad's logi. He's not repping you, he's whoring you for that Guardian Bonus. It's like some kind of parasite. Haha at least he's trying Sinboto - The True Blood Minja Forum Warrior level 4 STB-Infantry (Demolition)
Broonfondle Majikthies Dogs of War Gaming Zero-Day 797	Posted - 2014.02.03 13:02:00 - [24] - Quote We 'forgot' to capture a CRU next to an objective. A logi spawned in and tried to take out our heavy 10 m away... with a LR. We had enough time to have a full discussion on what to do with him for a laugh before he did any significant damage. We chased him for a melee kill but we were logi's too so it ended up looking like a nerd race with everyone wheezing and struggling with asthma so we had to shoot him... shame really.. we got used to having him around. "...where Bylothgar the Ill-postured was made King of the People With No Name But Decent Footwear"
BAD FURRY SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 397	Posted - 2014.02.03 13:05:00 - [25] - Quote team winning with mmc only at 80% hp in shields takes out tar and coves the hack point in dom kills 5 reds with 5 rounds next 5mins are with my whole team now sitting next to me with snipers ! next 5mins is me runing for my toons life to switch out to my tanker suit and call in my tank because my WHOLE TEAM IS SNIPERS !! getting overrun by tanks and blown up by drop-ships ! kills tanks and drop ship as team keeps spawning as snipers game ends with red teams Mcc with less then 10% armor and my team is cloned out :/ F pub battles ! Yes i am a Undead Hell Wolf ... nice to meat you!
Dheez STRONG-ARMED BANDITS 63	Posted - 2014.02.03 14:59:00 - [26] - Quote Anarchide wrote: Sinboto Simmons wrote: Yeah I'm bored, anyway what's the funniest/stupidest thing you see your squadmates do? For me it's my squad's logi trying to keep me alive with a rep tool: "I have 74 armor if I lose my shields I'm boned anyway..." Sinboto to squad's logi. "I have 74 armor just shoot the bastard!" Sinboto angry at squad's logi. He's not repping you, he's whoring you for that Guardian Bonus. It's like some kind of parasite. He should have at least buy Dinner or a Drink.
Darken-Soul BIG BAD W0LVES 298	Posted - 2014.02.03 15:02:00 - [27] - Quote Spkr4theDead wrote: Darken-Soul wrote: I popped on my hardeners and jumped out to shoot REs off my tank, oops. I guess I was standing a bit too close. Those were cartwheels of surprise. I thought you hated tanks. thats rich, you thinking. Who wants some?
Darken-Soul BIG BAD W0LVES 298	Posted - 2014.02.03 15:04:00 - [28] - Quote bamboo x wrote: Orbitals that don't hit anything. I wiffed 4 consecutive orbs once. end of match just wanted to get them off. it was amazing...........................ly bad Who wants some?
I-Shayz-I I-----I 2167	Posted - 2014.02.03 15:22:00 - [29] - Quote Trying to communicate with people as a logi. Player 1 "I need reps" "Alright, where are you at" Player 2 "I need Ammo" "Okay...I have some ammo at A where are you?" Player 3 "Hey can someone pick me up?" "Are you the one down up there at Bravo?" Player 1 "Still need Reps" Player 3 "No I'm at Delta" (i.e. across the map from where our squad is) "Okay where do you need ammo at?" Player 2 "Dammit I'm completely out" Player 1 "Well great I just died" "Okay hold on give me a second" (Finally finds player 1, only for him to respawn right as I get to his body instead of waiting for the revive) Player 2 "Dude what's taking so long with the ammo?" GAH Links: List of Most Important Threads I make logistics videos!
Abraham Baby Fish LATINOS KILLERS CORP The CORVOS 1	Posted - 2014.02.03 15:24:00 - [30] - Quote Sinboto Simmons wrote: Yeah I'm bored, anyway what's the funniest/stupidest thing you see your squadmates do? For me it's my squad's logi trying to keep me alive with a rep tool: "I have 74 armor if I lose my shields I'm boned anyway..." Sinboto to squad's logi. "I have 74 armor just shoot the bastard!" Sinboto angry at squad's logi. i see you like minnie scouts. .i.



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