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danthrax martin
Butcher's Nails
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Posted - 2014.01.26 15:25:00 -
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Saw mr mustard for a nano second...BAM! I started laughing, i started crying, then after our squad deployed the 3rd time we finally got him. Did my mind teleport my attention elsewhere? Is he testing the cloak? Is he following me like an armor tanked Sent.? Oh yeah... No hope for fatties. Is he worth more than 50,000?
Adv. Commando, AR / swarm
Adv. Sentinel, AR / HMG
"I need More Ammo!!!"....."Medic!"
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DeadlyAztec11
Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation
3602
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Posted - 2014.01.26 15:30:00 -
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I killed him and his buddy twice. The three Logi's behind them shot me mercilessly.
Worth it.
My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Anarchide, Long Evity
And this is why I am the #1 forum warrior
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Kierkegaard Soren
Forsaken Immortals Top Men.
143
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Posted - 2014.01.26 15:33:00 -
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Mr Mustard is simply a code name. I'm fairly sure his real name is Mr Smith, he wears sunglasses underneath his helmet and sounds a bit like Elrond from LoTR. Ancient legend has it that should you kill him three times in the same match in quick succession you can see the game as living code and may bend it to your will.
Also, you can fly. But you look a bit silly whilst doing so.
Dedicated Commando.
"He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." -Paul Atreides.
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Roy Ventus
Foxhound Corporation General Tso's Alliance
987
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Posted - 2014.01.26 15:36:00 -
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Mr. Mustard sightings are said to raise aggro by 200%.
He's not even one of the best players, no offense to him, but damn does he make people want to kill him.
"There once was a time when there wasn't a Roy Ventus and it wasn't much of a time at all."
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Draxus Prime
BurgezzE.T.F Public Disorder.
2628
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Posted - 2014.01.26 15:37:00 -
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I play with him alot :p
"Imagine a world where hypothetical thoughts didn't exist" -Draxus Prime
Closed Beta Vet
Nova Knife Proficeiney 5 \o/
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danthrax martin
Butcher's Nails
32
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Posted - 2014.01.26 15:45:00 -
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Should have recorded match... Wait, no... A whole squad yelling "what the F!, whered he go!?" "i'm down!"... I want to be able to teleport to!
Adv. Commando, AR / swarm
Adv. Sentinel, AR / HMG
"I need More Ammo!!!"....."Medic!"
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Smooth Assassin
Stardust Incorporation IMMORTAL REGIME
743
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Posted - 2014.01.26 15:47:00 -
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I'm warning you, he can never be caught, even if he did, no one will ever live to tell the tale, lies all of you LIES LIES!!!
Assassination is my thing.
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John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics League of Infamy
1705
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Posted - 2014.01.26 15:57:00 -
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You never actually "see" mr musturd, just his name on the kill screen.
"The line between disorder and order lies in logistics" -Sun Tzu
Amarr victor!
Forum Warrior lv.1
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution Covert Intervention
4267
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Posted - 2014.01.26 15:59:00 -
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I killed him a few times in a single match before....
Nothing special. He's a Scout and he dies in < 1 second just like most.
Winner of at least 11 King ThunderBolt hate videos :D
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Yoma Carrim
Situation Normal all fraked up
319
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Posted - 2014.01.26 15:59:00 -
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danthrax martin wrote:Should have recorded match... Wait, no... A whole squad yelling "what the F!, whered he go!?" "i'm down!"... I want to be able to teleport to!  Its not teleportation its not being predictable. I could probably tell you 90% of all his flanking routs but seeing him in the kill feed tends to raze my Paranoia by 500% so I pay attention to these things.
Of course knowing his flanking routs dose not mean I'm any nearer to catching him however.
When you turn a corner and find the entire enemy team.Oh Heck
Logi, Tanker, Heavy
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Draxus Prime
BurgezzE.T.F Public Disorder.
2628
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Posted - 2014.01.26 16:00:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:I killed him a few times in a single match before....
Nothing special. He's a Scout and he dies in < 1 second just like most. one day I will be in a match against you and i will stab you over and over
"Imagine a world where hypothetical thoughts didn't exist" -Draxus Prime
Closed Beta Vet
Nova Knife Proficeiney 5 \o/
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Ghost Kaisar
Titans of Phoenix Legacy Rising
2325
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Posted - 2014.01.26 16:01:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:I killed him a few times in a single match before....
Nothing special. He's a Scout and he dies in < 1 second just like most.

How can you not fear the condiment of doom?
Nothing says "F**K YOU!" like a direct Flaylock to the face.
Minmatar. In Rust we trust.
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Draxus Prime
BurgezzE.T.F Public Disorder.
2628
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Posted - 2014.01.26 16:02:00 -
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he really is a cool guy
"Imagine a world where hypothetical thoughts didn't exist" -Draxus Prime
Closed Beta Vet
Nova Knife Proficeiney 5 \o/
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Cody Sietz
Bullet Cluster Legacy Rising
2106
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Posted - 2014.01.26 16:19:00 -
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Bastard!
Is what I call out when I see him.
"I do agree with you there though. shudders"
-Arkena Wyrnspire
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danthrax martin
Butcher's Nails
32
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Posted - 2014.01.26 20:53:00 -
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I started practicing flanking without learning to use a scanner...does he even show up, or is he like the faint wisper of death creaping down your spine as you peek from cover?
Adv. Commando, AR / swarm
Adv. Sentinel, AR / HMG
"I need More Ammo!!!"....."Medic!"
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Lynn Beck
Granite Mercenary Division Top Men.
593
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Posted - 2014.01.26 21:02:00 -
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Btw its spelled wrong. Mr musturd.
I've had the privelege to fight alongside him (in squad and not) and he's a slight bit scary... Stole a kill i was busy stealing with my knives, and ten later the same match saves me as i wqs getting mowed down, i limped away with like 40Hp and praised him immediately.
Under 28db
Officially nerfproof (predicting CR nerf February '14)
I have a God, His name is Dakka.
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Aria Gomes
Death by Disassociation Legacy Rising
270
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Posted - 2014.01.26 21:08:00 -
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John Demonsbane wrote:You never actually "see" mr musturd, just his name on the kill screen.
I turned around one day and he appeared on front of me. I was down before I processed it all. |

Scout Registry
Nos Nothi
1017
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Posted - 2014.01.26 21:39:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:I killed him a few times in a single match before.... Nothing special. He's a Scout and he dies in < 1 second just like most. For now. |

mr musturd
0uter.Heaven Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
326
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Posted - 2014.01.26 21:41:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:I killed him a few times in a single match before....
Nothing special. He's a Scout and he dies in < 1 second just like most. Couldn't have said it better myself Patrick I'm extremely easy to kill once I'm spotted |

Logi Stician
The Vanguardians INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
169
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Posted - 2014.01.26 21:50:00 -
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http://youtu.be/v4tQudecNmk
"...and I'm the seventh out of seven sons, my pappy was a pistol, I'm a son of a gun. "
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mr musturd
0uter.Heaven Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
328
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Posted - 2014.01.26 21:51:00 -
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Roy Ventus wrote:Mr. Mustard sightings are said to raise aggro by 200%.
He's not even one of the best players, no offense to him, but damn does he make people want to kill him. That's something ill never understand people hunt me like I'm a damn leprechaun |

mr musturd
0uter.Heaven Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
328
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Posted - 2014.01.26 21:52:00 -
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Logi Stician wrote:http://youtu.be/v4tQudecNmk YES!!!!!! finally someone that doesn't think I'm a condiment |

Lynn Beck
Granite Mercenary Division Top Men.
594
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Posted - 2014.01.26 21:57:00 -
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mr musturd wrote:Roy Ventus wrote:Mr. Mustard sightings are said to raise aggro by 200%.
He's not even one of the best players, no offense to him, but damn does he make people want to kill him. That's something ill never understand people hunt me like I'm a damn condiment Fixed that for you 
Under 28db
Officially nerfproof (predicting CR nerf February '14)
I have a God, His name is Dakka.
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OZAROW
Dem Durrty Boyz Renegade Alliance
1296
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Posted - 2014.01.26 21:57:00 -
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Run with him everyday and after almost every match I say the same thing " DUDE I NEVER EVEN SEEN 40 PEOPLE WTF LOL"
SUPER NOVA KNIFE SAIYAN 4
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Logi Stician
The Vanguardians INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
169
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Posted - 2014.01.26 22:04:00 -
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mr musturd wrote:Logi Stician wrote:http://youtu.be/v4tQudecNmk YES!!!!!! finally someone that doesn't think I'm a condiment
It was the first thing I thought of when I saw "Mr. Mustard."
"...and I'm the seventh out of seven sons, my pappy was a pistol, I'm a son of a gun. "
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Eric Del Carlo
0uter.Heaven Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
33
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Posted - 2014.01.26 22:31:00 -
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I squad up with musturd nearly all the time. To the community, he's a legend, but once you get to know him personally, he's just a dude who enjoys playing the game It was also because of him I got into 0uter.Heaven in the first place 
See you space cowboy...
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Yeeeuuuupppp
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
48
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Posted - 2014.01.26 22:49:00 -
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I must admit the only time I killed Mr Musturd was when I interrupted his knife fight. This one time he knifed more but didn't kill me and I turned around and he disappeared scared the **** out of me.
Carving Hearts in People's Backs, One Day At A Time ~ Nova Knives
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Draxus Prime
BurgezzE.T.F Public Disorder.
2634
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Posted - 2014.01.26 23:14:00 -
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the first time I met him was in a NK duel
"Imagine a world where hypothetical thoughts didn't exist" -Draxus Prime
Closed Beta Vet
Nova Knife Proficeiney 5 \o/
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danthrax martin
Butcher's Nails
34
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Posted - 2014.01.26 23:37:00 -
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mr musturd wrote:Roy Ventus wrote:Mr. Mustard sightings are said to raise aggro by 200%.
He's not even one of the best players, no offense to him, but damn does he make people want to kill him. That's something ill never understand people hunt me like I'm a damn leprechaun
I thought i could see everything from the top of a hill yesterday, you got my pro commando like 3 or 4 times while i was swarming... Awesome job!
Adv. Commando, AR / swarm
Adv. Sentinel, AR / HMG
"I need More Ammo!!!"....."Medic!"
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Storm Shelton
0uter.Heaven Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
20
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Posted - 2014.01.26 23:38:00 -
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Its "Mr. Musturd" mates
You're saying its a bad idea?
Well stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.
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