You! No not you! You with the Laser Rifle!

I bet you tried to use Laser Rifle on the Amarr Assault like it was your first time around the block and failed horribly. It's okay we all have our weaknesses. Some guys can't cross bridges, you can't poach eggs with a laser pointer. Don't worry though, grab that waste of SP- I mean laser rifle and let's cut this turd loose.

First thing you're going to want to do is drop that Amarr Assault like a bad habit. Don't feel bad, it never loved you anyways, you had to keep on giving ISK just to keep it around. No you need a man's suit, you need the Minmatar Assault. Shocking I know but don't choke on your Cheerios just yet milk guzzler. Now the last thing you want is your friends to know that you use the dirty Amarrian Laser Rifle, so you will need to get two profile dampeners, one basic and one enhanced 'cause screw -¬onformity.

Next we need to use n' abuse the Minmatar Assault's bonus like a bad boyfriend, we can only truly do this with the SMG. Okay now that you're walking around with a bigger SMG mag, like a guy trying to compensate for somethin, we need to improve that reading light called the Laser Rifle. You will of course need a Complex Damage mod, because the Microwave can only heat bacon so well. You need a shield recharger because nobody wants to be seen in public without their shields, unless you're a perv... Or Amarr. Also make sure to get a Myofibril Stimulant, because you never know when you're going to need to assault a would be nova knifer. Last and but not least your equipment. RE's because screw tank Spam and Sleek Locus Grenades because why dafuq not?


Now you know how to effectively run the Prcecision Rifle and Laser Rifle on the Caldari Commando.


Stay frosty gentlemen and stay bacon ladies .

What? Bacon and minmatar suits with laz0rs instead of tacos and Amarr?

Up is down, right is wrong, dogs and cats living together, +ñss hysteria!

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