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Himiko Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2014.01.18 05:35:00 -
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In Ambush you spawned my heavy on top of the short wall that you recently changed on the production facility installation.
Sufficed to say, he was too fat to leap the gargantuan 6 inches of clearance required to get off the wall.
My brother in arms, Palatinate, saw my issue and called in a rescue dropship to haul my ass to safety. Cause that's what Bros do. We then proceeded to fly around the city and shoot ten people to death with a militia railgun in spite of its horrible aiming mechanics.
But this isn't about that. This is about your bad spawn system. And bad map design. And maybe that New Eden's fast food enterprises require tougher regulations.
Himiko is not impressed. |
Twenty Hours
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.01.18 05:38:00 -
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 that happens all the time, bad spawning system make me turn off the ps3 and have a bad day |
DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
10135
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Posted - 2014.01.18 05:43:00 -
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Himiko Kuronaga wrote:Sufficed to say, he was too fat to leap the gargantuan 6 inches of clearance required to get off the wall.
I am laughing way too hard right now
Videos / Fiction
Closed Beta Vet; Dropship Pilot
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Medic 1879
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
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Posted - 2014.01.18 05:49:00 -
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Its amusing for on lookers when a heavy gets defeated by a wall most would call a curb, but I imagine the heavies get rather annoyed. This is why we need vaulting mechanics although picturing a heavy vault a 6 inch obstruction sound even more hilarious.
Lead Diplomat for Forsaken Immortals.
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DeadlyAztec11
Ostrakon Agency
Gallente Federation
3317
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Posted - 2014.01.18 05:57:00 -
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Medic 1879 wrote:... Although picturing a heavy vault a 6 inch obstruction sounds even more hilarious.
He takes the time to take off the HMG/Forge gun and places on top of the curb. He then Sumo squats and takes a running jump at the wall. Only his head and arms make it over a He kicks wildly while failing his arms to push his body over. He then rolls over and refuels, Donut activate! Then puts his heavy weapon back on.
My alts: General John Ripper, Draxus Prime, MoonEagle A, Long Evity
And this is why I am the #1 forum warrior
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Krom Ganesh
Nos Nothi
1265
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Posted - 2014.01.18 07:00:00 -
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Preview of vaulting mechanic with Scouts and Heavies: http://youtu.be/fuEG_PSb_Ts?t=1m13s
1.8 can't get here soon enough.
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GRIM GEAR
The Enclave Syndicate
Dark Taboo
168
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Posted - 2014.01.18 07:31:00 -
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Himiko Kuronaga wrote:In Ambush you spawned my heavy on top of the short wall that you recently changed on the production facility installation.
Sufficed to say, he was too fat to leap the gargantuan 6 inches of clearance required to get off the wall.
My brother in arms, Palatinate, saw my issue and called in a rescue dropship to haul my ass to safety. Cause that's what Bros do. We then proceeded to fly around the city and shoot ten people to death with a militia railgun in spite of its horrible aiming mechanics.
But this isn't about that. This is about your bad spawn system. And bad map design. And maybe that New Eden's fast food enterprises require tougher regulations.
Himiko is not impressed.
That's happened to me although I was soloing ambush and had no air support.
I managed to somehow get over the 6 inch lip about half way through the ambush.
It's a bird!
No it's a plane!
Never mind it's just my shotgun in your face!
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Medic 1879
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
1604
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Posted - 2014.01.18 09:23:00 -
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Lol I clicked on your video saw the name and knew exactly what scene you were talking about, which is a good thing because the video is not availible in my country I live in England the lead actors are English the film was filmed in England but I cant watch clips of it in England, sometimes youtube makes me laugh.
Lead Diplomat for Forsaken Immortals.
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DeeJay One
Guardian Solutions
DARKSTAR ARMY
206
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Posted - 2014.01.18 10:19:00 -
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Himiko Kuronaga wrote:In Ambush you spawned my heavy on top of the short wall that you recently changed on the production facility installation.
Erm wrong forum? |
Himiko Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
2775
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Posted - 2014.01.18 17:18:00 -
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No, the right forum.
The world must be made to know that CCP Logic Loop does not care about fat people. |
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noobsniper the 2nd
Nemesis Ad Astra
RUST415
122
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Posted - 2014.01.18 17:24:00 -
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Rise my fat brothers no longer shall ccp treat us as second class mercs! We want 4 INCH curbs at least then we could jump our fat asses over it and continue to eat ppl with our hmg
just call me scumbag noob
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Jacques Cayton II
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
549
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Posted - 2014.01.18 17:44:00 -
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I feel like claptrap when I see stairs. Curse you stairs or any inclined structure!
We fight for the future of the State not our
personal goals
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Himiko Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
2779
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Posted - 2014.01.18 18:13:00 -
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noobsniper the 2nd wrote:Rise my fat brothers
I was actually hoping we could do this sitting. |
Cody Sietz
Bullet Cluster
Legacy Rising
2015
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Posted - 2014.01.18 18:25:00 -
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"Scout" what's the matter? Never taken a short cut before?
"Heavy" *Splat*
"I do agree with you there though. shudders"
-Arkena Wyrnspire
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Rusty Shallows
832
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Posted - 2014.01.19 00:02:00 -
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Medic 1879 wrote:Its amusing for on lookers when a heavy gets defeated by a wall most would call a curb, but I imagine the heavies get rather annoyed. This is why we need vaulting mechanics although picturing a heavy vault a 6 inch obstruction sound even more hilarious.
A rather good diplomatic way to phrase it. If you want to set a Fatty off just use the term "bunny hop" to describe our jumping as if nothing is wrong. It has been a forum known issue for at least a year so there isn't much point in expecting it to be fixed.
But whatever we just need more handicap ramps in map design. Problem solved.
MCC Lounge Lizard
Forums > Game
Fix the game CCP
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Ploo-Koon
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
589
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Posted - 2014.01.19 00:08:00 -
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I got caught on the edge of the null cannon on Border Gulch and for whatever reason I couldn't fire, move, jump, or reload. The only action that worked was granades and thankfully I was carrying M1s and could suicide myself.
(GöÉGöî ).....[ a¦Å^Gûá ].....{ a¦Å\°/a¦Å }.....( : : )
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Kallas Hallytyr
Skullbreakers
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Posted - 2014.01.19 00:14:00 -
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Ploo-Koon wrote:I got caught on the edge of the null cannon on Border Gulch and for whatever reason I couldn't fire, move, jump, or reload. The only action that worked was granades and thankfully I was carrying M1s and could suicide myself.
Tip:
- Hit start
- Go to the suicide option
- Kill yourself
The world will be a better place. Oh, and something about gameplay  |
Ploo-Koon
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
590
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Posted - 2014.01.19 00:19:00 -
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Kallas Hallytyr wrote:Ploo-Koon wrote:I got caught on the edge of the null cannon on Border Gulch and for whatever reason I couldn't fire, move, jump, or reload. The only action that worked was granades and thankfully I was carrying M1s and could suicide myself. Tip: - Hit start - Go to the suicide option - Kill yourself The world will be a better place. Oh, and something about gameplay
HA! I've been playing this game for months and entirely forgot about that. Though blowing yourself up with granades is more fun.
(GöÉGöî ).....[ a¦Å^Gûá ].....{ a¦Å\°/a¦Å }.....( : : )
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Palatinate
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
226
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Posted - 2014.01.19 05:19:00 -
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Himiko Kuronaga wrote:In Ambush you spawned my heavy on top of the short wall that you recently changed on the production facility installation.
Sufficed to say, he was too fat to leap the gargantuan 6 inches of clearance required to get off the wall.
My brother in arms, Palatinate, saw my issue and called in a rescue dropship to haul my ass to safety. Cause that's what Bros do. We then proceeded to fly around the city and shoot ten people to death with a militia railgun in spite of its horrible aiming mechanics.
But this isn't about that. This is about your bad spawn system. And bad map design. And maybe that New Eden's fast food enterprises require tougher regulations.
Himiko is not impressed.
I was laughing so hard when I saw you couldn't jump over the small railing! I actually thought about leaving you behind... 
"Hiding will be seen as an act of aggression!" - Battlefield 3
Me: lol what?
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Himiko Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
2793
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Posted - 2014.01.19 08:43:00 -
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....But you never would, of course! That's what makes you a real pal, Pal!
If you had left me there, I probably would've just sat up against the wall for the rest of the match and chewed on my shell casings... |
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2168
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Posted - 2014.01.19 08:50:00 -
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This has happened to me before several times. Only way out is jumping over something, but I can't jump high enough. Also, spawning clipped inside a diagonal support, unable to move at all, spawning inside crates, spawning under the floor, yeah. Lots of that. Usually due to bad uplink placement, but "smart" deploys do it too.
Still less annoying than opening the map in TvT in an expensive tank and having it fall through the floor, followed by a several minute descent until you commit suicide. Had this today. Popped some tanks, wanted to swap out my rail tank, decided to open map to see if there were any enemy vehicles left first, noticed my position moving down on the map. Leave map, I'm in my tank, upside down, spinning horizontally, below the floor falling. I get out, my tank falls until it explodes but I'm stuck there forever until I manually commit suicide to get out.
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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THEAMAZING POTHEAD
Nyain San
Renegade Alliance
838
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Posted - 2014.01.19 08:51:00 -
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Himiko Kuronaga wrote:In Ambush you spawned my heavy on top of the short wall that you recently changed on the production facility installation.
Sufficed to say, he was too fat to leap the gargantuan 6 inches of clearance required to get off the wall.
My brother in arms, Palatinate, saw my issue and called in a rescue dropship to haul my ass to safety. Cause that's what Bros do. We then proceeded to fly around the city and shoot ten people to death with a militia railgun in spite of its horrible aiming mechanics.
But this isn't about that. This is about your bad spawn system. And bad map design. And maybe that New Eden's fast food enterprises require tougher regulations.
Himiko is not impressed.
Yeah I've spawned there too in a fat suit w/ a forge, i only had a single enhanced plate on and still couldn't jump over, so yes thats an UTTERLY ******** spawn point, total garbage.
Its a garbage, no cover spawn point anyways, but trapping heavies? Feels like a damn corral for cows, only its a 6 inch ledge for heavies serving em up like steaks on a golden corral platter.
That's "MR." Pothead to you.
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devonus durga
P.L.A.N. B
120
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Posted - 2014.01.19 09:11:00 -
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Almost as bad as the one spawn on the map with the crates one blueberry can block you all from leaving. Was particularly tragic when a nyan San lobbed a grenade in and got like 8 kills. Just need the bad luck of a afker spawning there or a troll.
Newbiest newberry to ever spawn a 10 page Debate
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Powerh8er
DIOS EX.
General Tso's Alliance
381
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Posted - 2014.01.19 09:17:00 -
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Same thing happened to me on the same place, but i never gave up trying to to jump down. 5 minutes later i was free from the bondage. The feeling of achievement was greater than blowing up two madrugars shortly after. 
Livin' large!
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Meee One
The dyst0pian Corporation
Zero-Day
172
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Posted - 2014.01.19 10:53:00 -
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Lol'd so hard at these.
But i have encountered things like:
-ramps leading up to a platform,but it isn't connected properly so you have to jump
-getting trapped in walls when i bend down to rez someone
i even managed to get an allies R.E. stuck to my dropsuit some how
Sexy jutsu
Time to jaaam!
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Orion Sanjeet
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
26
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Posted - 2014.01.19 17:12:00 -
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If they don't fix this problem then CCP is toast, warm buttery toast. |
Himiko Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
2797
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Posted - 2014.01.19 20:54:00 -
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Ohhhh god, toast....  |
Bethhy
Ancient Exiles.
Renegade Alliance
871
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Posted - 2014.01.19 21:09:00 -
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Maps looked well constructed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED-YF-v7WCw then.... wonder what happened. |
Himiko Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
2799
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Posted - 2014.01.19 21:26:00 -
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PS3 and outsourced labor. |
Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
EoN.
5752
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Posted - 2014.01.19 21:41:00 -
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As a Gallente Assault, I feel your pain.
ALMOST ALL of the ledges are right on the edge if my jumping height, and I got stuck multiple times on drop uplinks where my shield tanked team mates can get out just fine but it's like a trap for armor tankers lol
Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Tuna > Tacos
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