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Ironyimation Inception
Ancient Erectiles
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Posted - 2014.01.15 01:04:00 -
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Ancient Erectiles is recruiting! We are recruiting the best of the best players! But what makes a player the best of the best? If you constantly use the Fit of the Month every match, if you use all prototype gear in every match, and if you drop 20 uplinks and 20 nanohives minimal by the supply depo, you are the best of the best!
Requirements aside from being the best are:
A 24 kill death ratio minimal with over 3,000 kills
All core skills up to level 5
Prototype logistics
Proficiency 5 in the AR, SCR, RR, or CR.
If you are not an infantry we are recruiting vehicle users too!
Requirements for vehicles are:
A 50 kill death ratio minimal with over 5,000 kills
10 million skill points into vehicle core skills
A prototype weapon for your tank or dropship.
If you do not meet these requirements I recommend you get good and HTFU. |
Jillic
Ancient Erectiles
13
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Posted - 2014.01.15 01:09:00 -
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Join us. We also have delicious pie.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Knight Soiaire
BurgezzE.T.F
4487
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Posted - 2014.01.15 01:10:00 -
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This is going to be some stiff competition.
Knight Soiaire for SeePeeEm -1
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Benjamin Ciscko
The Generals
General Tso's Alliance
1224
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Posted - 2014.01.15 01:11:00 -
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30,000 kills and 50,000 kills, and 15 mil into vehicles improve your troll.
Caldari Tanker/Minmatar Assault
Forum warrior lvl 1
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Ironyimation Inception
Ancient Erectiles
35
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Posted - 2014.01.15 01:13:00 -
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Benjamin Ciscko wrote:30,000 kills and 50,000 kills, and 15 mil into vehicles improve your troll.
You mistake us for a troll, we are a very serious cooperation. In fact we take time off of work to protect our districts and to pub stomp. |
Benjamin Ciscko
The Generals
General Tso's Alliance
1225
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Posted - 2014.01.15 01:24:00 -
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Ironyimation Inception wrote:Benjamin Ciscko wrote:30,000 kills and 50,000 kills, and 15 mil into vehicles improve your troll. You mistake us for a troll, we are a very serious cooperation. In fact we take time off of work to protect our districts and to pub stomp.
You do this during holidays too?
Caldari Tanker/Minmatar Assault
Forum warrior lvl 1
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Ironyimation Inception
Ancient Erectiles
36
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Posted - 2014.01.15 01:25:00 -
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Benjamin Ciscko wrote:Ironyimation Inception wrote:Benjamin Ciscko wrote:30,000 kills and 50,000 kills, and 15 mil into vehicles improve your troll. You mistake us for a troll, we are a very serious cooperation. In fact we take time off of work to protect our districts and to pub stomp. You do this during holidays too?
During holidays we assault others, it is the best time to do so because many districts are poorly defended. |
Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
3918
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Posted - 2014.01.15 01:28:00 -
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Ironyimation Inception wrote:Benjamin Ciscko wrote:Ironyimation Inception wrote:Benjamin Ciscko wrote:30,000 kills and 50,000 kills, and 15 mil into vehicles improve your troll. You mistake us for a troll, we are a very serious cooperation. In fact we take time off of work to protect our districts and to pub stomp. You do this during holidays too? During holidays we assault others, it is the best time to do so because many districts are poorly defended.
*sigh*
Winner of at least 9 King ThunderBolt hate videos :D
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Jillic
Ancient Erectiles
13
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Posted - 2014.01.15 01:51:00 -
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It's true, i called in yesterday just so I could run around in a GK0!
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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noobsniper the 2nd
Pradox XVI
Proficiency V.
116
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Posted - 2014.01.15 03:01:00 -
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The trololo's are strong here
just call me scumbag noob
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
605
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Posted - 2014.01.15 03:09:00 -
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Well, if this corp ever gets off the ground, the competition will definitely get "hard" to "beat".
I love kittens with mittens
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Mr Machine Guns
Nyain San
Renegade Alliance
263
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Posted - 2014.01.15 03:25:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:Well, if this corp ever gets off the ground, the competition will definitely get "hard" to "beat".
I think Duna is the only tanker that fills all requirements |
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
606
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Posted - 2014.01.15 03:26:00 -
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Mr Machine Guns wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Well, if this corp ever gets off the ground, the competition will definitely get "hard" to "beat". I think Duna is the only tanker that fills all requirements
You're totally not getting it.... That's what she said!
I love kittens with mittens
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DJINN Rumprage
7
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Posted - 2014.01.15 06:15:00 -
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While my K/D isn't very high (I manage to scrape out positive scores sometimes), I do fill the other requirements. I'll send in my app soon! |
KenKaniff69
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
1873
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Posted - 2014.01.15 06:35:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:Mr Machine Guns wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Well, if this corp ever gets off the ground, the competition will definitely get "hard" to "beat". I think Duna is the only tanker that fills all requirements You're totally not getting it.... That's what she said!
dude has no sense of humor
So about those vehicle locks...
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JL3Eleven
1541
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Posted - 2014.01.15 09:17:00 -
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+1. Would read again.
Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. -Regan
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. -Berra
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excillon
Nova Corps Marines
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
160
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Posted - 2014.01.15 10:19:00 -
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Awesome name...I approve of this corp. |
demens grimwulff
Ancient Exiles.
Renegade Alliance
116
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Posted - 2014.01.15 16:55:00 -
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Reading this thread made me moist. |
Talos Vagheitan
Ancient Exiles.
401
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Posted - 2014.01.15 23:18:00 -
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Sounds right up my alley! I also tend to melee glitch quite often, hope that's not a problem...
Who cares what some sniper has to say
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soulreaper73
PFB Pink Fluffy Bunnies
637
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Posted - 2014.01.15 23:25:00 -
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Can I be paid in Viagra and Cialis instead of ISK? After all, I am over 40. |
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Ironyimation Inception
Ancient Erectiles
42
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Posted - 2014.01.15 23:33:00 -
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soulreaper73 wrote:Can I be paid in Viagra and Cialis instead of ISK? After all, I am over 40.
Of course! After all we need a way to keep going at it. |
sira draco
Isuuaya Tactical
Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2014.01.16 00:32:00 -
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oh yippy, can I join, I have no skill or gun game, but ccp caters to me
I just circle strafe and hipfire duvolles, and run the proto active scanner cause Im scared of scouts, they're OP
my KDR is good cause I redline railtank and redline snipe!
I have experience working with erections
look for my app |
sira draco
Ancient Erectiles
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Posted - 2014.01.16 03:14:00 -
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how much virtual imaginary districts do you have?
how much virtual fake game currency do you have? |
DaBOMB dotCOM
Ancient Erectiles
23
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Posted - 2014.01.16 05:03:00 -
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DA KWEEN DENIES EVERYTHING !
CAKE = LIFE
D0NT H8
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Maximus Erecticus
ErectiKonZ
15
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Posted - 2014.01.16 11:18:00 -
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Wow!
ErectiKonZ eject out!
Swim my pretties swim
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
2193
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Posted - 2014.01.16 19:04:00 -
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DJINN Rumprage wrote:While my K/D isn't very high (I manage to scrape out positive scores sometimes), I do fill the other requirements. I'll send in my app soon!
Yes! Ancient Erectiles definitely needs a DJINN. Every high end Corp needs at least one!
Fox Gaden: DUST Wall of Fame, 2014
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demens grimwulff
Ancient Exiles.
Renegade Alliance
118
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Posted - 2014.01.16 21:54:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:DJINN Rumprage wrote:While my K/D isn't very high (I manage to scrape out positive scores sometimes), I do fill the other requirements. I'll send in my app soon! Ancient Erectiles definitely needs a DJINN. Every high end Corp needs at least one!
No sir, DJINNs are like pokemans, you gotta collect them all! |
Jillic
Ancient Erectiles
14
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Posted - 2014.01.16 23:05:00 -
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demens grimwulff wrote:Fox Gaden wrote:DJINN Rumprage wrote:While my K/D isn't very high (I manage to scrape out positive scores sometimes), I do fill the other requirements. I'll send in my app soon! Ancient Erectiles definitely needs a DJINN. Every high end Corp needs at least one! No sir, DJINNs are like pokemans, you gotta collect them all!
Does that mean that Core Locus equate to Pokeballs?
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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sira draco
Ancient Erectiles
25
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Posted - 2014.01.17 11:46:00 -
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bump |
Regnier Feros
Immortal Guides
0
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Posted - 2014.01.17 16:36:00 -
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Minmatar WOMEN Yum yum. im sry female amarrians (>(^-^)> HEY DABOMB,MY LIGHT SKINNED GODDESS!!!! |
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sira draco
Ancient Erectiles
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:41:00 -
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my kdr was to low so I spent a day redline sniping |
Ironyimation Inception
Ancient Erectiles
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Posted - 2014.01.18 01:06:00 -
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sira draco wrote:my kdr was to low so I spent a day redline sniping
Red line sniping is the best way to raise your KD while being useful to your team! |
Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
629
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Posted - 2014.01.18 03:28:00 -
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Ironyimation Inception wrote:sira draco wrote:my kdr was to low so I spent a day redline sniping Red line sniping is the best way to raise your KD while being useful to your team!
I don't have a sniper rifle, I consider it cowardly. I prefer to camp on top of a tower with a forge gun, like a REAL MAN!!
I love kittens with mittens
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Benjamin Ciscko
The Generals
General Tso's Alliance
1244
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Posted - 2014.01.18 03:34:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:Ironyimation Inception wrote:sira draco wrote:my kdr was to low so I spent a day redline sniping Red line sniping is the best way to raise your KD while being useful to your team! I don't have a sniper rifle, I consider it cowardly. I prefer to camp on top of a tower with a forge gun, like a REAL MAN!!
Tower camping with a forge gun is such a noob tactic git gud like me and tower snipe with a triple damage modded particle cannon.
Caldari Tanker/Minmatar Assault
Forum warrior lvl 1
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
Covert Intervention
629
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Posted - 2014.01.18 03:41:00 -
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Benjamin Ciscko wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Ironyimation Inception wrote:sira draco wrote:my kdr was to low so I spent a day redline sniping Red line sniping is the best way to raise your KD while being useful to your team! I don't have a sniper rifle, I consider it cowardly. I prefer to camp on top of a tower with a forge gun, like a REAL MAN!! Tower camping with a forge gun is such a noob tactic git gud like me and tower snipe with a triple damage modded particle cannon.
You're such a scrub, I have ten alts who do nothing but camp on mushrooms with Kaalakiota Rails strapped in a heavy suit. Now that's pro!
I love kittens with mittens
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Jillic
Ancient Erectiles
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Posted - 2014.01.18 04:36:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:Benjamin Ciscko wrote:Derrith Erador wrote:Ironyimation Inception wrote:sira draco wrote:my kdr was to low so I spent a day redline sniping Red line sniping is the best way to raise your KD while being useful to your team! I don't have a sniper rifle, I consider it cowardly. I prefer to camp on top of a tower with a forge gun, like a REAL MAN!! Tower camping with a forge gun is such a noob tactic git gud like me and tower snipe with a triple damage modded particle cannon. You're such a scrub, I have ten alts who do nothing but camp on mushrooms with Kaalakiota Rails strapped in a heavy suit. Now that's pro!
Scrub, go pro and use Thales with a dedicated Logi repping you. Drop a defend order on him and use those delicious warpoints for orbital spam.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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DaBOMB dotCOM
Ancient Erectiles
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Posted - 2014.01.18 04:36:00 -
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Regnier Feros wrote:Minmatar WOMEN Yum yum. im sry female amarrians (>(^-^)> HEY DABOMB,MY LIGHT SKINNED GODDESS!!!!
okay wth regnier -.-
LOOL
sumtiem i feel cuul ....
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...wat
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DaNizzle4shizle
Zero-Day
300
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Posted - 2014.01.18 05:12:00 -
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Ancient Erectiles?
Forum Warrior 0.3
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sira draco
Ancient Erectiles
28
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Posted - 2014.01.18 21:01:00 -
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redline tail tankers help their team tremendously, I salute your courage |
Kingseeker Kobra
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
128
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Posted - 2014.01.19 10:03:00 -
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What's your stance on using game breaking glitches to win games?
Ariana glitches 31 free kills and loses anyways, LMFAO @ AE GARBAGE
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Ironyimation Inception
Ancient Erectiles
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Posted - 2014.01.19 14:52:00 -
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Kingseeker Kobra wrote:What's your stance on using game breaking glitches to win games?
Its in the game, we will use them until it is patched. |
DaBOMB dotCOM
Ancient Erectiles
43
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Posted - 2014.01.19 19:44:00 -
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OUUuUUuUuUUuuuuu GUYS IRONY'S IN TROUBLE! :O
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=136958&p=2
read #25 LOOOL
sumtiem i feel cuul ....
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...wat
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