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TheDarthMa94
The New Age Outlaws
WINMATAR.
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Posted - 2014.01.07 08:19:00 -
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Hey fellow mercs! In this topic i want all of you sexy mercenaries to tell a story about the most dumb Blueberries and Raspberries you've encountered. So don't be shy, tell everyone your story
Let all that frustration out, i'm all ears...
Sith Apprentice and Director
"HaHaHa, serve you right for trying to tea bag on the best tea bagger in the game"
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KGB Sleep
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
617
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Posted - 2014.01.07 08:28:00 -
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I always tell this one.
Hacking E on Ashland Skirmish and a blue runs up and starts shooting the monitor. I finish the hack and move away to cover it and the blueberry runs out of bullets and starts meleeing the monitor. He then throws a grenade at the monitor and takes one step back.
In that glorious millisecond the downtime message pops and he can't run away.
The grenade exploded, killing him and shooting his body out of the null cannon into the dirt.
"Because beer, that's why."
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Chibi Andy
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
843
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Posted - 2014.01.07 08:31:00 -
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blueberries using missile turret & blaster turret to shoot at the enemy MCC.
YOU HAVE BEEN SCANNED!!!
sç+a¦át¢èa¦á)sç+
(pâÄa¦át¢èa¦á)pâÄs+íGö+GöüGö+
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Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
3722
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Posted - 2014.01.07 08:32:00 -
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You want the short list or the long one, I've been around stupid mercs for quite some time.
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja
Forum Warrior level 3
STB-Infantry (Demolition)
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Denak Kalamari
Intaki Liberation Front
Intaki Prosperity Initiative
798
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Posted - 2014.01.07 08:35:00 -
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Unless all the heavies that run right into my remote explosive after shooting them once with an SMG to the back, here's another story:
I was trying to hack A point on Border Gulch with a bunch of red dots running around and a really pesky scout on the other side using remote explosives. Around halfway through the hack I saw some heavy come up behind me and help me hack, when I saw a red dot approaching in my radar. He plopped a few remotes behind us, so I tried to run away. Unfortunately this blue dot heavy was blocking me, and I was just shouting at him in team chat to move, and he just ignored me until we both blew up.
I was so upset after that.
Grahisha of ILF // Writer of Thoughts of a Clone Soldier // Latest entry published Dec. 31st
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TheDarthMa94
The New Age Outlaws
WINMATAR.
45
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Posted - 2014.01.07 08:36:00 -
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Sinboto Simmons wrote:You want the short list or the long one, I've been around stupid mercs for quite some time.
the long version please...
Sith Apprentice and Director
"HaHaHa, serve you right for trying to tea bag on the best tea bagger in the game"
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Broonfondle Majikthies
Dogs of War Gaming
Zero-Day
675
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Posted - 2014.01.07 08:44:00 -
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I once found a red uplink in the acid pits..
.. made me wish I had popcorn
"...where Bylothgar the Ill-postured was made King of the People With No Name But Decent Footwear"
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Supernus Gigas
Star Giants
30
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Posted - 2014.01.07 09:13:00 -
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In a match today I saw some idiot blueberry shoot an enemy remote explosive at point blank range. Oh wait, that was me. Not my brightest moment but my friend had a laugh.
Or the one time I decided to use my mic on team chat, the only other guy that would talk was telling me about how amazing "this Plasma Cannon thing" is and how he likes "the little fast cars or whatever they're called." He also kept calling me bro, which is annoying. If you don't know me, don't bro me.
Then there was this one guy. Not an idiot, but an *******. This guy gets in his HAV right in front of me and keeps forwarding and reversing so I can't get past him. My Heavy suit can only waddle so fast, somehow I got free of the cycle , but witnessed it happen to another Heavy. Actually that was pretty funny, if not a bit sadistic.
Just you wait. One day, all will fall to their knees before the fatty overlords.
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excillon
Nova Corps Marines
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
146
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Posted - 2014.01.07 10:54:00 -
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The moron who hid at the bottom of a stairwell in FW while I went up a mowed down 3 razzie's with my trusty HMG while he cowered in fear, and then threw a grenade at me as I was coming back downstairs.
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Borne Velvalor
Endless Hatred
2101
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Posted - 2014.01.07 12:21:00 -
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Chibi Andy wrote:blueberries using missile turret & blaster turret to shoot at the enemy MCC.
Yes, they should've been using the rail installation. I hear if you triple amp it you can OHKO the MCC. 
Many suits I've worn, many burdens I've borne, for the oaths I've sworn.
Panda.
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Sirys Lyons
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2014.01.07 12:26:00 -
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Chibi Andy wrote:blueberries using missile turret & blaster turret to shoot at the enemy MCC.
Ah...I remember back when you could actually do some meaningful damage this way. AND make substantial WP:
+50
Enemy MCC Damage
...of course, that was back when damaging vehicles also rewarded WP, not just complete destruction. Ah, the good days.
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On Topic:
Hopped in an LAV, ready to take the back NULL cannon. Loaded up with a passenger and gunner, ready to roll...right into a pile of proximity explosives, killing myself and two proto-fit teammates. Welcome back to New Eden. |
Chibi Andy
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
843
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Posted - 2014.01.07 12:39:00 -
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Sirys Lyons wrote:Chibi Andy wrote:blueberries using missile turret & blaster turret to shoot at the enemy MCC. Ah...I remember back when you could actually do some meaningful damage this way. AND make substantial WP: +50
Enemy MCC Damage ...of course, that was back when damaging vehicles also rewarded WP, not just complete destruction. Ah, the good days. -- On Topic: Hopped in an LAV, ready to take the back NULL cannon. Loaded up with a passenger and gunner, ready to roll...right into a pile of proximity explosives, killing myself and two proto-fit teammates. Welcome back to New Eden.
yes the good ol'days were the best. but sadly these are blueberries who just randomly shoot at the MCC instead of the tank thats in front of them.
YOU HAVE BEEN SCANNED!!!
sç+a¦át¢èa¦á)sç+
(pâÄa¦át¢èa¦á)pâÄs+íGö+GöüGö+
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NAV HIV
The Generals
General Tso's Alliance
694
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Posted - 2014.01.07 13:38:00 -
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TheDarthMa94 wrote:Hey fellow mercs! In this topic i want all of you sexy mercenaries to tell a story about the most dumb Blueberries and Raspberries you've encountered. So don't be shy, tell everyone your story Let all that frustration out, i'm all ears...
Found one last who was walking around with a Red Dot. A Red Dot With A Sentinel Suit. How do you not see that ?! |
PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Redline Defense Force
Seekers of the Unseen
251
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Posted - 2014.01.07 13:53:00 -
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Ambush, that map with the pipes and A null canon is underground and that lagbomb supply depot. Placed remotes on the stretch of road non-proxy and stood a safe distance away while gunning down anyone I didn't like. A LAV rolls up click, boom. Another rolls up, SAME driver packed with mercs, click, boom. The SAME DRIVER AGAIN click, boom. A tank and two VERY unhappy LAV drivers AGAIN click, KABLAMO! I got the two LAVs, the SAME unhappy driver and his friends decided to hop out and shoot me. XD The tank killed me though.
Dropship Surfer
I will never stop killing you.
Basically, kind of a big deal.
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