im still waiting for the NEW EDEN plumbing services to install some running water in my merc room, been holding in my s-h-i-t for a very long time now really want to take a dump and having a toilet would be much appreciated plus i smell like blood and sweat so a shower would be nice to install in my merc room

There always suicide. Just don't do it in public areas!

look on the guys moniter at 0:36, there's a river http://youtu.be/229TTSGeRKI

You all realize that the first time we get a map with water in it, we'll all be jumping in and splashing around like little kids, right?

You all realize that the first time we get a map with water in it, we'll all be jumping in and splashing around like little kids, right?

You all realize that the first time we get a map with water in it, we'll all be jumping in and splashing around like little kids, right?

You all realize that the first time we get a map with water in it, we'll all be jumping in and splashing around like little kids, right?

im still waiting for the NEW EDEN plumbing services to install some running water in my merc room, been holding in my s-h-i-t for a very long time now really want to take a dump and having a toilet would be much appreciated plus i smell like blood and sweat so a shower would be nice to install in my merc room

The first time we get a map with water in it:

it's not there, map gets pushed backed to 1.20 release
after 1.20 there's water, but people glitch in it, summon water OB, put them in sicas and extinguish MCC engines with it ending skirmish prematurely
it gets hotfixed after a week, evaporates, gets coldfixed after another and freezes
gets pushed back to 1.23, it works perfectly, milions of QQ threads appear on forums with people whining about water being OP, usable only by protostompers, bitter vets start whining about "how the game was cool b4 we had water, it's for scrubs". Empires rise and fall while trying to dominate the river. someone writes a topic about how stupid it is that we have rivers and no motorboats, scuba diving, harpoons, mermaids, seashells, etc. Then people write 100 page books on how it fits the eve lore and all.
1.25 water gets a nerf bat, now it's only in your merc toilet, but works as intended, and releasing it was on the roadmap since 0.9

couldn't resist ;)

You sir, got me in trouble at work.

I'm sitting in the cockpit moving flight controls for my Sgt while he adjusts some sh** down below, I read your stupid post and lol loudly enough to be heard outside. He's all, "Wtf? Get off your phone, motherf***er."

I then read him your post. He lol's. Apparently he's a gamer too. Unfortunately, he lol's loud enough for SSgt to hear. Apparently, SSgt is NOT a gamer. Now SSgt thinks we're ret**ds.

LOL

+1 to you, sir.

You sir, got me in trouble at work.

I'm sitting in the cockpit moving flight controls for my Sgt while he adjusts some sh** down below, I read your stupid post and lol loudly enough to be heard outside. He's all, "Wtf? Get off your phone, motherf***er."

I then read him your post. He lol's. Apparently he's a gamer too. Unfortunately, he lol's loud enough for SSgt to hear. Apparently, SSgt is NOT a gamer. Now SSgt thinks we're ret**ds.

LOL

+1 to you, sir.

There always suicide. Just don't do it in public areas!

im still waiting for the NEW EDEN plumbing services to install some running water in my merc room, been holding in my s-h-i-t for a very long time now really want to take a dump and having a toilet would be much appreciated plus i smell like blood and sweat so a shower would be nice to install in my merc room