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Takahiro Kashuken
Red Star. EoN.
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Posted - 2014.01.04 13:55:00 -
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Why not?
So this is what i will do for you the community
Troll & lie mostly and perhaps a bit of scamming on the side
Vehicles & AV
Pledge to remove all AV - AV players are too stupid to use what they have now, ive had enough of watching them shoot me with hardeners on, if anything i will leave them with a Plasma Cannon but they are too stupid to even use that
Make LAVs into medium tanks, make medium tanks into heavy tanks, make heavy tanks into super heavy tanks
All vehicles will have a 5H/5L slot layout, also 5 guns
Proto vehicles will be added - 8H/8L and 6 guns, also it will only need level 3 skills in HAV/LAV/DSs
All vehicle skills which were removed will be added back along with the removed modules
Shield will not stop regen when being hit, same with armor
3rd person camera for vehicles will be put further back so you can see everything in every direction for 50m, also you can zoom in if you want to
Unlimited amount of vehicles can be called in
Racial vehicles
Vehicle locks and kicking
Vehicles will have capacitors
Maps
Make all maps super open and no buildings whatsoever - This will help reduce rednering issues and also improve framerate and reduce lag
Infantry
Assault lose all equipment slots - Relying on logis for now on
Racial suits
Logi suits have no gun slots, only a nova knife slot
Infantry now have infantry limits - In pubs only 1 proto suit allowed, out of the 16players there will only be 2/assault/logi and heavy allowed, the remaining 10spots are 5 scouts and 5 commandos
Grenades nerfed - Maximum allowed is 2 and they only do 200 militia/basic, 300 adv, 400 proto
Lore
Apart from the races we have now have nationalitys and they come with various perks
English - Free Cup of Tea BPO - In the heat of battle you are able to have a cup of tea and relax - God Save the Queen anthem horn - Stick this on your LAV/HAV or DS and rule the skies/ground, when ever the horn is activated all English will automatically stop what they are doing and Salute the Queen
French - White Flag BPO - Instead of a gun they will have a white flag and automatically wave it when targeted
Irish - Potato Cannon BPO- When not drunk they will be firing potatoes at you
Welsh/Australia/NZ - Sheep Drone BPO - Where ever they go a sheep follows, it has realistic sounds and is a welshmans best friend
Spanish - Siesta BPO - When the afternoon strikes the spanish fall asleep, this can be in the heat of a battle or in the merc quarters
Americans - Super size BPO - Anytime anywhere they need to chow down and consume more than 10ppl calorie intake - USA Flag BPO - Because if you dont have one then you are a communist - USA BPO - Because the only letters you need to know are U, S, A now go and show your patriotism and chant it where ever you go, effect is mulitplied with other players
Canadians - Eh BPO - Anytime anywhere eh - Sorry BPO - No matter what it is Sorry is always an answer to everything
Mexicans - Jump BPO - If you need to get that extra height to jump over a staircase or a fence or even a border
More to be added soon
Gamemodes
Ambush is deleted - Only skirm/domo for now
Acq from MAG - Only a player who has vehicle skills can take out the target vehicle
SP
No passive or active SP - It will now be time, some skills will take minutes and others will take months if not years
NDA
Use any and all insider knowledge to get the upperhand, to scam ppl and to use OP things before the general population realises it
Market place
All prices up 300%
More ideas are welcome
Intelligence is OP
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Surt gods end
Demon Ronin
1477
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Posted - 2014.01.04 14:05:00 -
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LOL |
G Torq
ALTA B2O
345
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Posted - 2014.01.04 14:07:00 -
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If only it had been funny ... but not even that :(
Team Fairy DUST
HTTP://Dust.Thang.DK/ - DUST514 Fitting Tool based on DUST SDE
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Tech De Ra
Electronic Sports League
248
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Posted - 2014.01.04 14:08:00 -
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Quote:English - Free Cup of Tea BPO - In the heat of battle you are able to have a cup of tea and relax - God Save the Queen anthem horn - Stick this on your LAV/HAV or DS and rule the skies/ground, when ever the horn is activated all English will automatically stop what they are doing and Salute the Queen
/thread
Tech De Ra for CPM1
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Takahiro Kashuken
Red Star. EoN.
2110
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Posted - 2014.01.04 14:54:00 -
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G Torq wrote:If only it had been funny ... but not even that :(
Oy vey
Im serious yo
Intelligence is OP
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Melchiah ARANeAE
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
409
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Posted - 2014.01.04 15:13:00 -
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Could we get cake to go with that tea?
We want cake and tea.
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Takahiro Kashuken
Red Star. EoN.
2110
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Posted - 2014.01.04 15:15:00 -
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Melchiah ARANeAE wrote:Could we get cake to go with that tea?
Thats a good idea
Everyone loves cake
Maybe a scone too
Intelligence is OP
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
3023
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Posted - 2014.01.04 15:19:00 -
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Is this a troll thread, or did you lend Spkr4TheDead your account?
Then again, I'm convinced that you and him are the same person.
EDIT: LOL. For once, it's actually funny.
Should I "like" the OP?
Most hated person since Lueko and Checkmate
AV is easy huh? Talk is cheap.
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN.
5306
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Posted - 2014.01.04 15:26:00 -
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Oy vey look at what the goyim are doing!
Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Tuna > Tacos
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Takahiro Kashuken
Red Star. EoN.
2111
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Posted - 2014.01.04 15:43:00 -
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No troll
Im this is serious buziness
Intelligence is OP
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
3023
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Posted - 2014.01.04 15:46:00 -
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Takahiro Kashuken wrote:No troll
Im this is serious buziness Well if this is serious buziness, can I have my Scout and Logi LAVs back?
And a BPO 20GJ Particle Cannon. Why? Because Particle Cannons are sexy.
Most hated person since Lueko and Checkmate
AV is easy huh? Talk is cheap.
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Takahiro Kashuken
Red Star. EoN.
2111
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Posted - 2014.01.04 15:49:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Takahiro Kashuken wrote:No troll
Im this is serious buziness Well if this is serious buziness, can I have my Scout and Logi LAVs back? And a BPO 20GJ Particle Cannon. Why? Because Particle Cannons are sexy.
No scout, it was useless unless it gets a buff so it goes twice as fast as it used to
Nah logi LAV is gone, have a logi tank instead with no guns
No
Intelligence is OP
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Free Beers
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
1704
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Posted - 2014.01.04 17:07:00 -
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I have seen worse trolling theads, not many
[CCP]FoxFour> STFU beers[CCP]FoxFour> Erm
[CCP]FoxFour> I mean[CCP]FoxFour> shit
[CCP]FoxFour> you were defending me
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Princess Abi-Hime
Pradox XVI
1226
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Posted - 2014.01.04 17:18:00 -
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Subtlety is key.
The Metalhead Mercenary
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Snagman 313
Carbon 7 CRONOS.
231
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Posted - 2014.01.04 17:48:00 -
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Aren't you or did you not use to play as Englishsnake ??? This will affect my vote greatly.
Closed Beta AV veteran
I drink because I play Dust
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
3023
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Posted - 2014.01.04 17:50:00 -
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Snagman 313 wrote:Aren't you or did you not use to play as Englishsnake ??? This will affect my vote greatly. From what I heard from KingBabar, yes.
Though he wouldn't get my vote period.
Most hated person since Lueko and Checkmate
AV is easy huh? Talk is cheap.
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Snagman 313
Carbon 7 CRONOS.
233
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Posted - 2014.01.04 18:02:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Snagman 313 wrote:Aren't you or did you not use to play as Englishsnake ??? This will affect my vote greatly. From what I heard from KingBabar, yes. Though he wouldn't get my vote period.
Cheers Atiim,
I wasn't going to vote for him anyways!!! I just thought that his "HAVs are the best AV needs to HTFU" attitude was highly reminiscent of EnglishSnake and thought it might get a response if I worded it as I did.
Oh the glory days of the Missile crisis Snake in his "Press x to win" Missile tank and me with my free suicide LAV+Proto heavy FG oh such good hate mail, you just don't get the same caliber of hate these days as an Av'er.
Closed Beta AV veteran
I drink because I play Dust
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
3026
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Posted - 2014.01.04 18:14:00 -
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Snagman 313 wrote: Cheers Atiim,
I wasn't going to vote for him anyways!!! I just thought that his "HAVs are the best AV needs to HTFU" attitude was highly reminiscent of EnglishSnake and thought it might get a response if I worded it as I did.
Oh the glory days of the Missile crisis Snake in his "Press x to win" Missile tank and me with my free suicide LAV+Proto heavy FG oh such good hate mail, you just don't get the same caliber of hate these days as an Av'er.
IKR!
I remember when killing a tank was like "ARRGH! He broke my toy! FFFFUUUUUCCCK!".
Now it's like: "Oh noes, he killed my tank. Better go call in 6 more".
But if you want even more levels of hate, then go to a Tanker's thread and say these words:
Most hated person since Lueko and Checkmate
AV is easy huh? Talk is cheap.
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star. EoN.
1636
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Posted - 2014.01.05 10:29:00 -
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Well, that post gets my vote.
I may be missing something, but I'm pretty sure that I didn't call for a tank nerf before Uprising 1.7. - Atiim
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
7485
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Posted - 2014.01.05 11:16:00 -
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10/10 would vote again.
Level 7 Forum Warrior
Lenin of the glorious armoured revolution
Gallente FW - 'Turalyon'
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