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Knight Soiaire
BurgezzE.T.F
Public Disorder.
4128
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Posted - 2013.12.31 14:29:00 -
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Every thread seems to just turn into an e-peen stroking war, back and forth people calling each other 'Scrubs' or bragging about some score they got in their dreams.
So, I went ahead and made this thread, think of it as an 'E-peen Stroking Central', where you can publically brag about your scores.
I'll start it off;
I got a kill in a pub match once!
Have fun............... I guess................
DUST is so broken, even my PS3 refuses to let me play it.
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bunnywink
Ancient Exiles.
Renegade Alliance
411
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Posted - 2013.12.31 14:34:00 -
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...let the circle jerking commence.
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NAV HIV
The Generals
General Tso's Alliance
672
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Posted - 2013.12.31 14:49:00 -
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I think i killed a tank this month using AV |
Knight Soiaire
BurgezzE.T.F
Public Disorder.
4130
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Posted - 2013.12.31 14:55:00 -
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I'm pretty sure I killed some guy from that Onikanobo Brigade corp yesterday.
DUST is so broken, even my PS3 refuses to let me play it.
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ER-Bullitt
Molon Labe.
Public Disorder.
705
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Posted - 2013.12.31 15:03:00 -
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Playing Ambush.. running my forge gun suit.. enemy team had 4-5 tanks out consistently all game... I ended up destroying 7 tanks that match. At one point I was on a murder spree and finished off 3 tanks in a row with 3 consecutive shots (pew pew pew) all from the same ground position. was awesome.
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King Kobrah
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
1426
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Posted - 2013.12.31 16:00:00 -
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You can thank ae for that |
Free Beers
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
1630
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Posted - 2013.12.31 16:29:00 -
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I beat dust. So i'm only here doing my victory lap
[CCP]FoxFour> STFU beers[CCP]FoxFour> Erm[CCP]FoxFour> I mean[CCP]FoxFour> shit[CCP]FoxFour> you were defending me
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XEROO COOL
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
264
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Posted - 2013.12.31 16:39:00 -
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Free Beers wrote:I beat dust. So i'm only here doing my victory lap I beat tetris... I win. 
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
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DJINN Loki
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
21
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Posted - 2013.12.31 16:53:00 -
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i shot at a tank once with my exile rifle and destroyed it! i knew then...that i was god and that i could do anything and then i was promptly nova knifed, but for a split second, i was god. felt good man
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XEROO COOL
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
264
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Posted - 2013.12.31 17:04:00 -
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DJINN Loki wrote:i shot at a tank once with my exile rifle and destroyed it! i knew then...that i was god and that i could do anything and then i was promptly nova knifed, but for a split second, i was god. felt good man lol... azzholes steal killing bastard... i got his armour all the way down with my submachine gun and you just waltz in and steal it with your AR? Man up and use a real gun ;) lol
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
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Derrith Erador
Pradox XVI
527
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Posted - 2013.12.31 17:11:00 -
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I one shot Radar with a Scrambler and forced him to switch to GK.0 scout.
I love kittens with mittens
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Government CheeseBurger
Molon Labe.
Public Disorder.
664
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Posted - 2013.12.31 17:27:00 -
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All threads turn into an Epeen circle jerk war eh? Well you need to go back to the start.
http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/MAG-Discussion/Top-players-of-all-time/m-p/42458597#U42458597
Full Blown Rep Tool with Romantic Fist attachment Wife Support.
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DJINN Loki
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
21
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Posted - 2013.12.31 17:45:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:DJINN Loki wrote:i shot at a tank once with my exile rifle and destroyed it! i knew then...that i was god and that i could do anything and then i was promptly nova knifed, but for a split second, i was god. felt good man lol... azzholes steal killing bastard... i got his armour all the way down with my submachine gun and you just waltz in and steal it with your AR? Man up and use a real gun ;) lol
how dare you! i cant help it if i turn the corner and there is a tank just sitting there, on fire. blame the exile rifle, its OP as F! cant even imagine what it would be like if i put damage mods on it. probably better then a proto RR or CR.
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
7229
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Posted - 2013.12.31 19:26:00 -
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DJINN Loki wrote:i shot at a tank once with my exile rifle and destroyed it! i knew then...that i was god and that i could do anything and then i was promptly nova knifed, but for a split second, i was god. felt good man
Oh yeah? Well, I killed someone out an LAV once!
... Then he killed me later. 
Level 7 Forum Warrior
Lenin of the glorious armoured revolution
Gallente FW - 'Turalyon'
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
3399
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Posted - 2013.12.31 22:53:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Oh yeah? Well, I killed someone out an LAV once! ... Then he killed me later.
I once headshotted 2 people out of an LAV.
With a Laser Rifle. +60, then I headshot the next one in the passenger seat. +60.
When I'm depressed, I cut myself......A BIG SLICE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE! nú+
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DJINN Loki
Hellstorm Inc
23
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:01:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Oh yeah? Well, I killed someone out an LAV once! ... Then he killed me later. I once headshotted 2 people out of an LAV. With a Laser Rifle. +60, then I headshot the next one in the passenger seat. +60.
 damn son! that's some real skill right there. one of my corp mates got a head shot with the right rear wheel of his LAV as we was flying through the air on some poor sap. i saw that happen and then i heard. "OMG! headshot b*tch!" pretty epic, that was.
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Ludvig Enraga
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
778
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:04:00 -
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I went 85/7 in an ambush the other day.
Oh, sht! I just learned you can make a signature! Thanks, CCP! Forums are getting better!
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Ludvig Enraga
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
778
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:05:00 -
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NAV HIV wrote:I think i killed a tank this month using AV
Calling a lie.
Oh, sht! I just learned you can make a signature! Thanks, CCP! Forums are getting better!
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XEROO COOL
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
265
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:05:00 -
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DJINN Loki wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Oh yeah? Well, I killed someone out an LAV once! ... Then he killed me later. I once headshotted 2 people out of an LAV. With a Laser Rifle. +60, then I headshot the next one in the passenger seat. +60. damn son! that's some real skill right there. one of my corp mates got a head shot with the right rear wheel of his LAV as we was flying through the air on some poor sap. i saw that happen and then i heard. "OMG! headshot b*tch!" pretty epic, that was. Wasn't that hellfire or ghost?
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
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bunnywink
Ancient Exiles.
Renegade Alliance
413
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:07:00 -
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Ludvig Enraga wrote:I went 85/7 in an ambush the other day.
How were there enough clones for that? Are you a magician? |
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DJINN Loki
Hellstorm Inc
23
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:12:00 -
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XEROO COOL wrote:DJINN Loki wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Oh yeah? Well, I killed someone out an LAV once! ... Then he killed me later. I once headshotted 2 people out of an LAV. With a Laser Rifle. +60, then I headshot the next one in the passenger seat. +60. damn son! that's some real skill right there. one of my corp mates got a head shot with the right rear wheel of his LAV as we was flying through the air on some poor sap. i saw that happen and then i heard. "OMG! headshot b*tch!" pretty epic, that was. Wasn't that hellfire or ghost?
it was Pocketz. he wouldn't stop laughing about it for 30 minutes, but it was a pretty sweet kill, so i didn't mind.
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XEROO COOL
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
265
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:35:00 -
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DJINN Loki wrote:XEROO COOL wrote:DJINN Loki wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Oh yeah? Well, I killed someone out an LAV once! ... Then he killed me later. I once headshotted 2 people out of an LAV. With a Laser Rifle. +60, then I headshot the next one in the passenger seat. +60. damn son! that's some real skill right there. one of my corp mates got a head shot with the right rear wheel of his LAV as we was flying through the air on some poor sap. i saw that happen and then i heard. "OMG! headshot b*tch!" pretty epic, that was. Wasn't that hellfire or ghost? it was Pocketz. he wouldn't stop laughing about it for 30 minutes, but it was a pretty sweet kill, so i didn't mind. I remember that being a pub game where we accidentally que sinked... I wasn't in the squad.. but I was in the game. Domination map where objective in in the circle and supply depot is under cover.
hmm for my epeen stroking... I got 10 headshot kills with a sniper rifle from idiots trying to get into an LAV... just kept the crosshairs on the headrest and PEW PEW.
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
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DJINN Loki
Hellstorm Inc
23
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Posted - 2014.01.02 17:48:00 -
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[/quote]
it was Pocketz. he wouldn't stop laughing about it for 30 minutes, but it was a pretty sweet kill, so i didn't mind.[/quote] I remember that being a pub game where we accidentally que sinked... I wasn't in the squad.. but I was in the game. Domination map where objective in in the circle and supply depot is under cover.
hmm for my epeen stroking... I got 10 headshot kills with a sniper rifle from idiots trying to get into an LAV... just kept the crosshairs on the headrest and PEW PEW.
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oh yeah! i completely forgot you guys were on the other side! that's the match I'm talking about. if i recall correctly, i killed you like 22 times, 21 headshot kills with my plasma canon and one kill with a flux grenade i tossed at your head, +60. epic game for me 
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XEROO COOL
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
265
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Posted - 2014.01.02 18:05:00 -
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You have been smoking way to much of Hellfire's whacky tabacky lol
Everyone has a plan until you punch em in the face!
(Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+
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Keri Starlight
0uter.Heaven
2447
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Posted - 2014.01.02 20:01:00 -
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I managed to fall with my tank into the research facility the first day of 1.7 hitting the enclosure with the nitrous.
My tank got stuck betwwen the underground corridor and the stairs and I died trying to get out. Most likely there was no room for my character to spawn and the server killed me.
Most embarassing "epic fail" since 1.7.
Lost a good dropsuit and a ion blaster Madrugar, 500.000 ISK total loss 
"I load my gun with love instead of bullets"
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King Kobrah
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
1515
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Posted - 2014.01.02 20:06:00 -
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I got 95 kills in a 50 clone ambush #goml
Top 10 slayer always available for hire, 3 million minimum.
Message in-game or PSN: Kobra
Youtube.com/kkobra
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undeadsoldier90
Ancient Exiles.
Renegade Alliance
611
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Posted - 2014.01.02 21:59:00 -
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61-11 with boundless cr on min logi with 4 dmg mods 4 plates and no grenades.... they were all bad though lol.
Back in chrome I whent 59-1 with hmg that 1 death was an orbital only hit me :-(
I also killed kalante once..... |
KingBabar
The Rainbow Effect
1574
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Posted - 2014.01.02 22:39:00 -
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Government CheeseBurger wrote:
Damn you made me realize how much better the MAG forums and indeed the community were.
Look at all them ziggys....
http://s1286.photobucket.com/user/KingBabar/media/BannerKingbabarcopy.png.html
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Ludvig Enraga
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
783
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Posted - 2014.01.03 02:38:00 -
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bunnywink wrote:Ludvig Enraga wrote:I went 85/7 in an ambush the other day. How were there enough clones for that? Are you a magician?
I am just good at videogames.
Oh, sht! I just learned you can make a signature! Thanks, CCP! Forums are getting better!
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Soulja Ghostface
MCDUSTDONALDS
Zero-Day
2229
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Posted - 2014.01.05 23:36:00 -
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
E-peen stroking is so good
i killed a MCC in STD commando with nova knifes with no armor or shield left while it exploded with 1 tick left and landed on the ground with no inertia dampener and survived and my team won!!!!!
nobody E-Peen strokes harder than me
Iv'e Been Ignorant On Deez Forums Before The Children Made It Cool- Soulja Ghostface
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