DUST Search - A warning for the Cluster, do you know what you are drinking?

Denak Kalamari wrote:

::Communication intercepted::
::Hacking comm feeds::
::Initiating starsi.ini protocol::

StarsiGäó tastes like revenge!

A non-descript Civire man appears on the screen, unshaven and in a warehouse worker's overalls. The view zooms out showing the Caldari driving a forklift through a busy warehouse and the sounds of the warehouse clamor out all else. The Caldari stops the forklift, parking in it next to a long line of other forklifts, and jumps out of the driver's seat. The view zooms out and pans to show him approaching other Caldari men around a large cooler, the other men wave and open up the cooler, one reaching down to toss a can from the cooler through the air towards the forklift driver. The view zooms in on the can flying through the air, and the can seems to stop for an instant in the air, Starsi, clearly shown, before motion resumes and the Civire catches the can, and opens it with the hiss of carbonation escaping, as all other sound of the warehouse falls silent. The view pans as the Civire tilts his head back and drinks in seeming silence.

The view rotates around him quickly, and when it zooms out, it shows the same man, but now in a Caldari Navy ensign's uniform still drinking. Sound resumes and as he puts down the can of Starsi, and the view zooms out, to show a mess hall filled with Civire, Deteis, Achura and even an Intaki or two, all eating, and most drinking from cans of Starsi. Suddenly, an alarm sounds, and a call for battle stations is broadcasted. The soldiers begin to move from their stations, jogging out of the mess hall. The view pans back to the non-descript Civire, he grabs his can and joins the other in moving to their station, taking one more drink as he does. The view rotates rapidly once more as the alarms fade to silence.

The rotation stops showing the Civire finishing off the can in a Captain's uniform. The view zooms out, and shows him to be standing in the center of a Caldari Navy Raven Battleship. The right side of his mouth curves up as he looks out through the view screen directly in front of him, showing a familiar planet through it.

"Tastes like revenge."

The view zooms out, showing the raven in its full glory directly in front of Caldari Prime, along with the rest of the Caldari Navy Taskforce orbiting Home.

In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then I also love him.

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Heinz Doofenshertz BetaMax. 602	Posted - 2013.12.24 05:12:00 - [1] - Quote ::Communications Detected:: ::Decrypting Transmission:: ::Priority Alert:: The following document has been obtained and is being released as a warning to the cluster. Quafe is not as wholesome as they appear. Beware what you drink. You have been warned. Further information can be found here: Lost Stars * INTERNAL MEMORANDUM From: Riesves Boricon To: Poire Viladillet, CEO, Quafe Corporation Subject: Re-Introduction of Quafe+ Marketing has come across a possible use for the canceled project Quafe+. They believe there is a possible way to replicate the biomass without significant cost to the company or much possibility of negative imagery or backlash. I have included portions of the Material they have come up with. While it is a bit off the wall it does test well in focus groups. * GÇ£Quafe+, Quench your thirst, With your friends.GÇ¥ Have you recently lost a good friend, or loved one that you would like to Memorialize. Quafe has you covered, thru a new process we can, for a small fee, take a donated tissue sample and create a Quafe beverage unique to your recently departed friend, we will then make a small batch and send you a case of this limited memorial run Quafe+ on the label can be a picture of your friend or loved one and a short story about them. Further more, the rest of the run will be sold in stores so that the memory of your friend can be shared with people across New Eden. What better tribute than to share your friends with the universe? Please contact your nearest Quafe agent for forms and submission guidelines today. ::Transmission Terminated:: Dust514 Stats, Have you updated today? I do maths, and sit in a corner.
Aeon Amadi Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance 4211	Posted - 2013.12.24 06:27:00 - [2] - Quote Would explain their recent involvement with clone tech implants. Cut costs on security budgets if you can field a smaller taskforce. Shame their dropsuit development isn't as adequate. Just as well, think I'll stick with my Drop. forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m= (Frames)1544109 (Advertisement)1556863 (Packs)1570030 (Lag Hunt) 1570201
Denak Kalamari Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative 754	Posted - 2013.12.24 07:02:00 - [3] - Quote ::Communication intercepted:: ::Hacking comm feeds:: ::Initiating starsi.ini protocol:: StarsiGäó tastes like revenge! A non-descript Civire man appears on the screen, unshaven and in a warehouse worker's overalls. The view zooms out showing the Caldari driving a forklift through a busy warehouse and the sounds of the warehouse clamor out all else. The Caldari stops the forklift, parking in it next to a long line of other forklifts, and jumps out of the driver's seat. The view zooms out and pans to show him approaching other Caldari men around a large cooler, the other men wave and open up the cooler, one reaching down to toss a can from the cooler through the air towards the forklift driver. The view zooms in on the can flying through the air, and the can seems to stop for an instant in the air, Starsi, clearly shown, before motion resumes and the Civire catches the can, and opens it with the hiss of carbonation escaping, as all other sound of the warehouse falls silent. The view pans as the Civire tilts his head back and drinks in seeming silence. The view rotates around him quickly, and when it zooms out, it shows the same man, but now in a Caldari Navy ensign's uniform still drinking. Sound resumes and as he puts down the can of Starsi, and the view zooms out, to show a mess hall filled with Civire, Deteis, Achura and even an Intaki or two, all eating, and most drinking from cans of Starsi. Suddenly, an alarm sounds, and a call for battle stations is broadcasted. The soldiers begin to move from their stations, jogging out of the mess hall. The view pans back to the non-descript Civire, he grabs his can and joins the other in moving to their station, taking one more drink as he does. The view rotates rapidly once more as the alarms fade to silence. The rotation stops showing the Civire finishing off the can in a Captain's uniform. The view zooms out, and shows him to be standing in the center of a Caldari Navy Raven Battleship. The right side of his mouth curves up as he looks out through the view screen directly in front of him, showing a familiar planet through it. "Tastes like revenge." The view zooms out, showing the raven in its full glory directly in front of Caldari Prime, along with the rest of the Caldari Navy Taskforce orbiting Home. Grahisha of ILF // Writer of Thoughts of a Clone Soldier // Latest entry published Dec. 13th
Galm Fae Eskola Ergonomics 166	Posted - 2013.12.24 07:45:00 - [4] - Quote Denak Kalamari wrote: ::Communication intercepted:: ::Hacking comm feeds:: ::Initiating starsi.ini protocol:: StarsiGäó tastes like revenge! A non-descript Civire man appears on the screen, unshaven and in a warehouse worker's overalls. The view zooms out showing the Caldari driving a forklift through a busy warehouse and the sounds of the warehouse clamor out all else. The Caldari stops the forklift, parking in it next to a long line of other forklifts, and jumps out of the driver's seat. The view zooms out and pans to show him approaching other Caldari men around a large cooler, the other men wave and open up the cooler, one reaching down to toss a can from the cooler through the air towards the forklift driver. The view zooms in on the can flying through the air, and the can seems to stop for an instant in the air, Starsi, clearly shown, before motion resumes and the Civire catches the can, and opens it with the hiss of carbonation escaping, as all other sound of the warehouse falls silent. The view pans as the Civire tilts his head back and drinks in seeming silence. The view rotates around him quickly, and when it zooms out, it shows the same man, but now in a Caldari Navy ensign's uniform still drinking. Sound resumes and as he puts down the can of Starsi, and the view zooms out, to show a mess hall filled with Civire, Deteis, Achura and even an Intaki or two, all eating, and most drinking from cans of Starsi. Suddenly, an alarm sounds, and a call for battle stations is broadcasted. The soldiers begin to move from their stations, jogging out of the mess hall. The view pans back to the non-descript Civire, he grabs his can and joins the other in moving to their station, taking one more drink as he does. The view rotates rapidly once more as the alarms fade to silence. The rotation stops showing the Civire finishing off the can in a Captain's uniform. The view zooms out, and shows him to be standing in the center of a Caldari Navy Raven Battleship. The right side of his mouth curves up as he looks out through the view screen directly in front of him, showing a familiar planet through it. "Tastes like revenge." The view zooms out, showing the raven in its full glory directly in front of Caldari Prime, along with the rest of the Caldari Navy Taskforce orbiting Home. I remember that commercial. After watching it I only drank Starsi for well over a year. *In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then I also love him.*
DeadlyAztec11 Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation 2906	Posted - 2013.12.24 20:11:00 - [5] - Quote Oh no, don't tell me this is true. They had me taste test this in Villore, and said it was suppose to be an energy drink for Gallante Marines. I knew it was too good to be true. I miss it though. »We still have our honor!
Timothy Reaper WASTELAND JUNK REMOVAL Top Men. 641	Posted - 2013.12.30 07:14:00 - [6] - Quote I tried some of that, too. He may have been a good friend, but he tasted terrible! Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark Twain
Iron Wolf Saber Den of Swords 11481	Posted - 2013.12.30 18:50:00 - [7] - Quote I have several bottles of the stuff here. CPM 0 Secretary Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior, Annoying Artist \\= Advanced Rail Turret =// Unlocked
steadyhand amarr Scions of Athra 2113	Posted - 2014.01.02 11:05:00 - [8] - Quote If i catch any outlet in amarr space selling that stuff i will personaly purge that store and have its owner sent to the paldins. What an horrifc product and descration of the body "i dont care about you or your goals, just show me the dam isk" winner of EU squad cup GOGO power rangers
Zaria Min Deir Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance 386	Posted - 2014.01.02 13:23:00 - [9] - Quote steadyhand amarr wrote: If i catch any outlet in amarr space selling that stuff i will personaly purge that store and have its owner sent to the paldins. What an horrifc product and descration of the body Typical Amarr ignorance Have you considered installing the improved keyboard? "Go Go Power Rangers!"
Zealot Leruxtus Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 0	Posted - 2014.01.05 04:44:00 - [10] - Quote My friends taste delicious

sir ravenwing BurgezzE.T.F Public Disorder. 25	Posted - 2014.01.06 00:21:00 - [11] - Quote Good target pratice for hipfiring assualt rifles:\| <-- the definition of insanity btw all cookies are named doug


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