Jooki Chewaka
Stalking Wolfpack
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Posted - 2013.12.19 00:34:00 -
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Hmmmmmmhhhh... fek, so lazy to wake up, these sheets are so sticky......... hmmmm fek it, if i don't Hilmar'll get pissed off and'll fire my ass... 
SO!, these 4000 lovely players we still have left -lol they're so patient, i don't get it, WHO CARES! AS LONG AS I GET MY MONTHLY PAYOUT...- are so pissed about all ze dust fuckps... i dunno what iI'm gonna do... lemme think a lil' bit...
I might fix the tanks, make them slower or somethin' else i dunno....... that would need me to tweak some databases and i hate sql... **** it... next week... or month...
I might do something about ze protostomping... that would need me to (&)(=/&%/($/&$/%&$.... fek, thinking about it gives me a headache... I'll leave that to that new chinese kid, he never gets tired of doin the dirty jobs i give him... haha poor fool...
I might fix that issue thats causing the mouse users to get it stuck... hmmh, I've read that they solve it by swaping dropsuits at the depot... that would mean that....  oh shet don't give a shet, fucken cheaters, if we tell them that the main reason we developed the game on PS3 because we where not even able to do a proper mouse engine for PC and just gave them what we had on PS3 under the excuse of "mouse non hardware supported bla bla, joystic emulation bla bla" they'll demand my balls for it !
I might fix ... OH ! its 11 !! breakfast time !!! hehe it's so good to be spanish heheheheheehe
... hmmmmh, that jamon jabugo that mommah sent was so good ...
Where was I? oh i remember, leting the time pass and thinkin' what should I fix today...
I might fix the Stuttering there is in EVERY MAP...! hmhhhhh however, I FEKEN TOLD THEM I HATE MAPPIN' IT'S SO BORING, I EVEN TOLD THEM THAT I ONLY DID A SURFING MAP FOR COUNTER STRIKE 1.4 AND LEFT IT IN ALPHA STATE BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THAT SKYTHINGY DISAPPEAR... !!! BLEH THE CHINESE FEKTARD WILL DO IT...
OH! I KNOW!!!! I KNOWWWW!!!!!!!! I'LL FIX SCOTTY !!! the only thing i need is give the poor fek a lil'bit-o'cocain... butbutbutbut, these fecktards-o'clients have been complainin' so much that i need my small portion of satisfaction so I'll make that it takes him 2 minutes to find a match.... so, cocain and then a valium........ hmhhhh... its 15 already !! \o/ time to go home !! oh man I love this part time job, and btw I'll take the dope home with me, and if its some left I'll give it to Scotty tomorrow.
The End
Now, and to clarify, this is my sense of humour, I fin it funny, if you don't post your smartypants occurrance, or don't i don't care, won't get offended.
Second, i'm not trying to offend anyone, not any CCP employee, not Hilmar himself, not any chineese, not even the spanish people, just humour.
Third, thanks CCP for dust, sometimes amazing, sometimes frustrating, and thank you for fixing Scotty :)
See you from orbit
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