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Foley Jones The Exemplars Top Men. 399	Posted - 2013.12.18 19:46:00 - [1] - Quote Step 1 - go the grocery store and buy mountain dew and hotpockets, make sure to get plastic bag Step 2 - throw hotpockets in your microwave and cook them for 1:30 minutes Step 3 - start up DUST Step 4 - Make a prototype dropsuit loadout with the most OP gun in the game Step 5 - play ambush Step 6 - Get killed by someone in militia gear Step 7 - Send him mail filled with racial and homophobic slurs Step 8 - go get your hotpockets Step 9 - while still in match go to the fourms and make a hate thread basing [Insert gun here] with no real points made in the thread plus alot of grammerfailures and RAndUm CaPs but you are 90000000000% sure the gun needs a nerf Step 10 - consume mountain dew after typing your rage thread Step 11 call everyone who disagree s with your nerf thread a racial or homophobic slur Step 12 - get killed by same guy Step 13 - get mad Step 14 - eat hotpockets Step 15 - Get negative K/D and massive profit lose at end of match Step 16 - make "I quit thread" Step 17 - get plastic grocery bag from before Step 18 - put around head Step 19- secure titghtly Step 20 - go to bed Now you are a tryhard MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
Kasote Denzara A Vulture 1395	Posted - 2013.12.18 19:48:00 - [2] - Quote Well, that escalated quickly. "Go ahead and dual tank. My Commando dual ganks." -Kasote Denzara You can find me in Gallente's FW. I smell of freedom.
Viktor Hadah Jr Critical-Impact 1534	Posted - 2013.12.18 19:49:00 - [3] - Quote OP obviously has lots of experience, it all checks out. Amarr Master Race! TryHard op. 5, Neckbeard prof. 5 Selling Templar BPO
Foley Jones The Exemplars Top Men. 401	Posted - 2013.12.18 19:51:00 - [4] - Quote Viktor Hadah Jr wrote: OP obviously has lots of experience, it all checks out. Yep I am indeed a tryhard ^_^ MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
Surt gods end Demon Ronin 1357	Posted - 2013.12.18 19:54:00 - [5] - Quote The tryhard
Zirzo Valcyn Holdfast Syndicate Amarr Empire 10	Posted - 2013.12.18 19:55:00 - [6] - Quote i thought it was to ramble on the pubmatch mic with zeal like the game still matters u can ban the troll out of the forums but u can't ban the forums out of the troll.
Rynoceros Rise Of Old Dudes 1598	Posted - 2013.12.18 19:56:00 - [7] - Quote Does using a Proto weapon on an Advanced dropsuit qualify as Protostomping? Proto dropsuit and Complex modules with a Standard weapon? I need to know the rules. Alyssa Milano.
Delta 749 Kestrel Reconnaissance 2392	Posted - 2013.12.18 19:59:00 - [8] - Quote I have a faster way Step 1 - Get a tank Step 2 - Try hard Im not drunk, the planet just happens to be especially wobbly today.
2Berries Red Star Jr. EoN. 29	Posted - 2013.12.18 20:03:00 - [9] - Quote Foley Jones wrote: Step 18 - put around head Step 19- secure titghtly Step 20 - go to bed Now you are a tryhard So, David Caradine was the ultimate tryhard? I do think step 19.5 would be pleasure self with tears and hotpocket grease.
Foley Jones The Exemplars Top Men. 401	Posted - 2013.12.18 20:03:00 - [10] - Quote Delta 749 wrote: I have a faster way Step 1 - Get a tank Step 2 - Try hard No thats called being a jackass :3 MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP

BMSTUBBY KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 530	Posted - 2013.12.18 20:24:00 - [11] - Quote You forgot the grow neck beard step. That way the bag is not secure enough and still allows for air. Meh, F2P Lobby Shooter BattleDuty 514 Working as intended.
Dalmont Legrand RUST415 140	Posted - 2013.12.18 20:29:00 - [12] - Quote Desperate measures for desperate times. Of something nothing is everything.
Medic 1879 Forsaken Immortals Top Men. 1468	Posted - 2013.12.18 20:32:00 - [13] - Quote Hmm we need a version for those of us in countries without access to mountain dew and hot pockets. FW standings - Gal 4, Min 3, Ama 0, Cal 0, hatred of Scotty over 9000
Foley Jones The Exemplars Top Men. 403	Posted - 2013.12.18 22:47:00 - [14] - Quote Medic 1879 wrote: Hmm we need a version for those of us in countries without access to mountain dew and hot pockets. Well if you are in japan then get you some Raman and Tentacle Grape juice (Google it) Russia Vodka and.......**** I don't know anything for food MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
Dalmont Legrand RUST415 142	Posted - 2013.12.18 23:11:00 - [15] - Quote Foley Jones wrote: Medic 1879 wrote: Hmm we need a version for those of us in countries without access to mountain dew and hot pockets. Well if you are in japan then get you some Raman and Tentacle Grape juice (Google it) Russia Vodka and.......**** I don't know anything for food Deer camrad... hau kud u fargiet zet dilishus red caviar? It suts vodka weri vell, speshily beefor zee attack on zose khapitalhist peegs. Of something nothing is everything.
Foley Jones The Exemplars Top Men. 415	Posted - 2013.12.18 23:36:00 - [16] - Quote Dalmont Legrand wrote: Foley Jones wrote: Medic 1879 wrote: Hmm we need a version for those of us in countries without access to mountain dew and hot pockets. Well if you are in japan then get you some Raman and Tentacle Grape juice (Google it) Russia Vodka and.......**** I don't know anything for food Deer camrad... hau kud u fargiet zet dilishus red caviar? It suts vodka weri vell, speshily beefor zee attack on zose khapitalhist peegs. Well played sir MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
2Berries Red Star Jr. EoN. 32	Posted - 2013.12.18 23:47:00 - [17] - Quote Fml, google translate just owned me.
BL4CKST4R WarRavens League of Infamy 1391	Posted - 2013.12.18 23:48:00 - [18] - Quote HOT POCKETS TAKE 3MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS TO COOK IF YOU CAN'T GET IT RIGHT DON'T EFFING BOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!
Foley Jones The Exemplars Top Men. 418	Posted - 2013.12.18 23:49:00 - [19] - Quote BL4CKST4R wrote: HOT POCKETS TAKE 3MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS TO COOK IF YOU CAN'T GET IT RIGHT DON'T EFFING BOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! Well my microwave makes hotpockets dry as **** in 2 minutes MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
Ulysses Knapse Knapse and Co. Mercenary FIrm 790	Posted - 2013.12.18 23:57:00 - [20] - Quote BL4CKST4R wrote: HOT POCKETS TAKE 3MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS TO COOK IF YOU CAN'T GET IT RIGHT DON'T EFFING BOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! I'm fairly certain the directions on the box tell you to cook it for, and I quote, "1:30 to 2:00 minutes". At least for the Four Cheese hot pockets, but I doubt there's much of a difference between flavors... What's the difference between an immobile Minmatar ship and a pile of garbage? The pile of garbage looks nicer.

Greasepalms Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 357	Posted - 2013.12.18 23:57:00 - [21] - Quote Foley Jones wrote: Step 16 - make "I quit thread" Step 17 - Send ISK to grease Step 18 - get plastic grocery bag from before Step 19 - put around head Step 20- secure titghtly Step 21 - go to bed Fixed that bit for you
BL4CKST4R WarRavens League of Infamy 1391	Posted - 2013.12.19 00:02:00 - [22] - Quote Ulysses Knapse wrote: BL4CKST4R wrote: HOT POCKETS TAKE 3MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS TO COOK IF YOU CAN'T GET IT RIGHT DON'T EFFING BOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! I'm fairly certain the directions on the box tell you to cook it for, and I quote, "1:30 to 2:00 minutes". At least for the Four Cheese hot pockets, but I doubt there's much of a difference between flavors... I apologize, I eat chicken and pepper (or some crap) hot pockets.
Foley Jones The Exemplars Top Men. 421	Posted - 2013.12.19 00:03:00 - [23] - Quote BL4CKST4R wrote: Ulysses Knapse wrote: BL4CKST4R wrote: HOT POCKETS TAKE 3MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS TO COOK IF YOU CAN'T GET IT RIGHT DON'T EFFING BOTHER!!!!!!!!!!! I'm fairly certain the directions on the box tell you to cook it for, and I quote, "1:30 to 2:00 minutes". At least for the Four Cheese hot pockets, but I doubt there's much of a difference between flavors... I apologize, I eat chicken and pepper (or some crap) hot pockets. BBQ flavor or gtfo MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
Flix Keptick Red Star. EoN. 1691	Posted - 2013.12.19 00:03:00 - [24] - Quote Rynoceros wrote: Does using a Proto weapon on an Advanced dropsuit qualify as Protostomping? Proto dropsuit and Complex modules with a Standard weapon? I need to know the rules. proto all Or a militia tank lolz Going to stay out of AV/V debates, better for my sanity. GÿåTank driverGÿå
Foley Jones The Exemplars Top Men. 422	Posted - 2013.12.19 00:18:00 - [25] - Quote Greasepalms wrote: Foley Jones wrote: Step 16 - make "I quit thread" Step 17 - Send ISK to grease Step 18 - get plastic grocery bag from before Step 19 - put around head Step 20- secure titghtly Step 21 - go to bed Fixed that bit for you Thanks but you spelled Foley wrong :x MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
Dalmont Legrand RUST415 143	Posted - 2013.12.19 00:29:00 - [26] - Quote Greasepalms wrote: Foley Jones wrote: Step 16 - make "I quit thread" Step 17 - Send ISK to grease Step 18 - get plastic grocery bag from before Step 19 - put around head Step 20- secure titghtly Step 21 - go to bed Fixed that bit for you Of something nothing is everything.
Foley Jones The Exemplars Top Men. 423	Posted - 2013.12.19 01:33:00 - [27] - Quote http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning_Warrior_Raidy Actually rule 17 is to go play lighting warrior raidy Probably NSFW MY SP BRINGS ALL THE MERCS TO THE CHANNEL AND THEY ARE LIKE "Do you wanna squad up?" DAMN RIGHT I WANNA SQUAD UP
CommanderBolt ACME SPECIAL FORCES 434	Posted - 2013.12.19 01:35:00 - [28] - Quote Kasote Denzara wrote: Well, that escalated quickly. I'm speechless lol
Medic 1879 Forsaken Immortals Top Men. 1476	Posted - 2013.12.19 04:12:00 - [29] - Quote Foley Jones wrote: Medic 1879 wrote: Hmm we need a version for those of us in countries without access to mountain dew and hot pockets. Well if you are in japan then get you some Raman and Tentacle Grape juice (Google it) Russia Vodka and.......**** I don't know anything for food Wouldn't work I am English, Hmm could go with a cup of tea and a pie. FW standings - Gal 4, Min 3, Ama 0, Cal 0, hatred of Scotty over 9000
Lorhak Gannarsein 767	Posted - 2013.12.19 04:17:00 - [30] - Quote Rynoceros wrote: Does using a Proto weapon on an Advanced dropsuit qualify as Protostomping? Proto dropsuit and Complex modules with a Standard weapon? I need to know the rules. You get a like for your sig. >Cosgar: You know, tanks are actually paper thin once their modules are in cooldown.



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