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Cenex Langly
0uter.Heaven
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2013.12.13 18:27:00 -
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So, I finally play my first Ambush today after the billions of PC battles and FW battles that I've been otherwise enlisted to play. And I have come to realize that the Smart Spawn function is quite literally even DUMBER than before.
My dear god in heaven. What have you done to royally screw this up. Is it so hard to get a spawn in a "RANDOM" location on the map that is "EQUIDISTANT" from all the reds around you? Is it really that hard to program in? I mean, come on CCP... You are able to change the little button from an O to a "Continue" arrow. You can't figure out this next function?
Here are the exact 90 seconds I spent in this ambush before rage quitting completely off of DUST.
-Smart Spawn in surrounded by BlueBerries.
-Reds completely surrounding entire team of BlueBerries.
-Death
-Smart Spawn in, hope for spawn away from that massacre.
-Get spawned into a corner with entire red team firing line into the corner. Death.
-Smart Spawn in, hope for spawn away from 2nd massacre.
-Get spawned into same corner, repeat of firing line. Death.
-Smart Spawn in, hope for spawn away from 3rd massacre.
-Get spawned into same bullshit, in same god damn corner.
-PS Button, EXIT GAME, SHUT DOWN PS3.
-Make some Tea, write this post.
Seriously CCP. If you can't ******* do this right, then don't bother making a patch claiming you have. No one in their right mind wants to spawn in an ambush with any RED DOTS near them. No one wants to spawn with any BLUE DOTS near them if the RED DOTS are near them as well. The only time people want to spawn near their BLUE DOTS is ONLY at the beginning of the match. If you're going to throw us in the god damn firing line then at least make us invisible for longer than it takes to turn and look around. And while we're at it, make us invulnerable when we're invisible so that we don't get shot while we're looking around trying to figure out WTF is going on.
You can't **** this up anymore than you have already. For the love of all that is holy in this world impress me with one good god damn mechanic. Please.
Newb
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Ares 514
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
180
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Posted - 2013.12.13 18:31:00 -
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This is why I no longer play Ambush. The spawn mechanics **** me off every time.
Please fix the mic bubble bug...
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Knight Soiaire
BurgezzE.T.F
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2013.12.13 18:31:00 -
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This is why I hate Spambush, even when I cap out I wont touch it.
Only reason I'd ever play Spambush is if I only have enough time for a small match, or if my squad drags me into it, but I usually only play 2-3 matches before I ragequit the squad.
Buff Shotguns
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Cenex Langly
0uter.Heaven
Proficiency V.
477
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Posted - 2013.12.13 18:34:00 -
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Knight Soiaire wrote:This is why I hate Spambush, even when I cap out I wont touch it.
Only reason I'd ever play Spambush is if I only have enough time for a small match, or if my squad drags me into it, but I usually only play 2-3 matches before I ragequit the squad.
This crap is unbelievable. It's like they want it to end in 60 seconds or something. No wonder these matches are so heavily one sided. One team gets ****** and then the match is over.
Newb
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Ares 514
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
180
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Posted - 2013.12.13 18:34:00 -
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Nothing makes you rage like a round of Ambush and spawning in to blueberries surrounded by red getting murdered.
Please fix the mic bubble bug...
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Smooth Assassin
Stardust incorporation
449
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Posted - 2013.12.13 18:36:00 -
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Smart... *LOLs*
Assassination is my thing.
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Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
955
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Posted - 2013.12.13 18:44:00 -
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I play ambush with cheap fits (+BPO drop uplink) and it is glorious how much WP I get with a good uplink placement. |
Sarcastic Dreamkiller
Northwind Alliance
Dark Taboo
79
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Posted - 2013.12.13 18:51:00 -
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Ambush is my favorite game mode too  |
Ares 514
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
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Posted - 2013.12.13 18:54:00 -
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It used to be my favorite game mode. Alas not for a long time.
Please fix the mic bubble bug...
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MassiveNine
0uter.Heaven
Proficiency V.
603
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Posted - 2013.12.13 20:25:00 -
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Whoever thought it was smart to make it so that you could only spawn on uplinks should be fired.
Official DUST514 LAV Mechanic
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Luk Manag
of Terror
TRE GAFFEL
225
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Posted - 2013.12.13 20:35:00 -
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Usually most of the WP wh0res are spamming uplinks willy-nilly - Spawn in an open field in front of the red team? What should I do? Drop an uplink! Then, instead of allowing smart-deploy a chance to actually put you in a random location, you're stuck on your dumb dead teammates uplinks or close to them.
There will be bullets. ACR+SMG
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crazy space 1
GunFall Mobilization
Covert Intervention
2078
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Posted - 2013.12.13 20:37:00 -
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hmmmmm I disagree... I think it's based on the map. The bridge map spawn points always put you far away.
Can we just remove boring ambush and have only the one where turrets come out of the sky? Because that **** is like a panic attack for me when it lands... 6th match randomly, WABOOM AHHHH! |
Luk Manag
of Terror
TRE GAFFEL
225
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Posted - 2013.12.13 20:41:00 -
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crazy space 1 wrote:hmmmmm I disagree... I think it's based on the map. The bridge map spawn points always put you far away.
Can we just remove boring ambush and have only the one where turrets come out of the sky? Because that **** is like a panic attack for me when it lands... 6th match randomly, WABOOM AHHHH!
They're supposed to add an installation mechanic where you call those things in from your own inventory (like you would a Tank) - but for now we have OMS.
There will be bullets. ACR+SMG
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Cyrius Li-Moody
The New Age Outlaws
WINMATAR.
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Posted - 2013.12.13 21:00:00 -
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Spawns in ambush are horrible that's why a lot of proto stompers only do ambush. After you wipe your first group of spawns and keep moving there's nothing the other team can do but get spawn killed repeatedly.
Ambush for me has been as follows:
-Spawn in
-Hear the sound of RDVs in the distance
-Zerge of reds en route with 4 tanks
-Entire team gets slaughtered in seconds because we were spawned in the middle of a field against 4 tanks
-Spawn in in front of tank
-Entire team gets slaughtered again because they were spawned in the middle of an open field against 4 tanks
-Spawn again in front of a tank
-Manage to get panic kill on some poor sap
-Killed by tank
-Repeat until clones are depleted.
Youtuber. Your friendly neighborhood whiskey-fueled merc.
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J4yne C0bb
Molon Labe.
Public Disorder.
116
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Posted - 2013.12.13 21:16:00 -
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Rasatsu wrote:I play ambush with cheap fits (+BPO drop uplink) and it is glorious how much WP I get with a good uplink placement.
Uplinks are to be avoided at all costs, if you're gonna play the fustercluck known as Ambush. They are deathtraps, mostly.
I only play Ambush if I get dragged into it by my squad, other than that I avoid it like the plague.
Min Logi | aka Punch R0ckgroin - fatsuit | My Theme Music
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Asya Belentine
Death Firm.
74
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Posted - 2013.12.13 21:20:00 -
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"D'oh"
-Peter Griffen
~Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology~
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