Cenex Langly
0uter.Heaven
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2013.12.13 18:27:00 -
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So, I finally play my first Ambush today after the billions of PC battles and FW battles that I've been otherwise enlisted to play. And I have come to realize that the Smart Spawn function is quite literally even DUMBER than before.
My dear god in heaven. What have you done to royally screw this up. Is it so hard to get a spawn in a "RANDOM" location on the map that is "EQUIDISTANT" from all the reds around you? Is it really that hard to program in? I mean, come on CCP... You are able to change the little button from an O to a "Continue" arrow. You can't figure out this next function?
Here are the exact 90 seconds I spent in this ambush before rage quitting completely off of DUST.
-Smart Spawn in surrounded by BlueBerries.
-Reds completely surrounding entire team of BlueBerries.
-Death
-Smart Spawn in, hope for spawn away from that massacre.
-Get spawned into a corner with entire red team firing line into the corner. Death.
-Smart Spawn in, hope for spawn away from 2nd massacre.
-Get spawned into same corner, repeat of firing line. Death.
-Smart Spawn in, hope for spawn away from 3rd massacre.
-Get spawned into same bullshit, in same god damn corner.
-PS Button, EXIT GAME, SHUT DOWN PS3.
-Make some Tea, write this post.
Seriously CCP. If you can't ******* do this right, then don't bother making a patch claiming you have. No one in their right mind wants to spawn in an ambush with any RED DOTS near them. No one wants to spawn with any BLUE DOTS near them if the RED DOTS are near them as well. The only time people want to spawn near their BLUE DOTS is ONLY at the beginning of the match. If you're going to throw us in the god damn firing line then at least make us invisible for longer than it takes to turn and look around. And while we're at it, make us invulnerable when we're invisible so that we don't get shot while we're looking around trying to figure out WTF is going on.
You can't **** this up anymore than you have already. For the love of all that is holy in this world impress me with one good god damn mechanic. Please.
Newb
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Cenex Langly
0uter.Heaven
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2013.12.13 18:34:00 -
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Knight Soiaire wrote:This is why I hate Spambush, even when I cap out I wont touch it.
Only reason I'd ever play Spambush is if I only have enough time for a small match, or if my squad drags me into it, but I usually only play 2-3 matches before I ragequit the squad.
This crap is unbelievable. It's like they want it to end in 60 seconds or something. No wonder these matches are so heavily one sided. One team gets ****** and then the match is over.
Newb
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