Soulja Ghostface
MCDUSTDONALDS
Zero-Day
1901
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Posted - 2013.12.08 16:45:00 -
[1] - Quote
As Soulja and Z9XER0 walk into an extremely busy resturaunt. Using their VIP status, They bypass the crowded customers and order 4 matari shellfish filets and 6 large modified quafes and walk into the bathroom. They together walked into the stall closest to the wall from the far side of the restroom door. A gallentean drunkard notices the two men go into the stall together and walks over their to see why. As he opens the stall door he finds it to be empty with no trace of life other than the toilet flushing. Little did he know that when he walked to the stall, Soulja and Z9XER0 were being scanned by security systems. When the scan was complete they walked into the resturaunts secret base of operations leaving no trace for any bystanders. The gallentean drunkard suprised by the disapearance by the two men, scrambled out into the main hallway and yelled *Theres a caldari serpent in the men's room!* The man was later removed from the premices of the resturaunt and had his memory erased.
As Soulja and Z9XER0 enter a lobby with dark red carpet and luxerious gold walls outlined with chromium trim, They begin to mix amarrian hallucigens and other illegal drugs into their genetically modified quafe fruit sodas. With their clone bodies immune to the negative effects of their mixtures, the two men are instantly more mentally and physically ready for their long day of work.
Soulja: So has CONTRA UNIT finished mining that planet composed of veldspar?
Z9XER0: We are aproximatley 87% completed from turning that planet into starDUST. But please explain why your corp would need such an unecessary supply of veldspar.
Soulja: Genolution is trying to butt-**** me with the prices. 600k for one damn clone. Over at my RND department, We found a way to replace the bone marrow of a clone with veldspar. With a little subatomic tweaking, Our advanced grade clones will be able to take some hits even after it's armor and shield have been depleted.
Z9XER0: ARE YOU CRAZY! That would command The attention of the big 4 empires.
GOTTA TAKE A BREAK. DOING THIS ON A PHONE TAKES FOREVER
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