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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Eyniletti Rangers
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.12.07 04:58:00 -
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Time when your cover was blown by a..... way too curious blueberry.
'You don't talk to strangers, you shoot them.' Snow LOCKOUT
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Miko Ray
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.12.07 20:29:00 -
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It's war ... the guns is blazing. Miko crouches down, clutching his bean stalk laser.
90m
The target approaches. Miko paints the target and squirts the hot bean stalk juice all over the target.
It doesn't kill the target. The target approaches, hungry for more.
75m
Miko still sprays the target with his mighty bean stalk - yet still the target advances.
60m
The bean stalk is throbbing hot and splashes the last of its laser on approaching warrior. It only seems to anger him.
40m
The bean stalk wheezes after all that action. Glowing red & steaming now, it demands rest.
30m
It is ready for action again, so soon. Yet the clip is empty and Miko has no reload skills. It takes a while to reload.
20m
More than a while.
10m
Ages in fact.
5m
At this range, the bean stalk is only good for warming up a pizza. Miko cries.
0m
The angry warrior, besmirched by the unwanted attention of the bean stalk laser rifle, cuts off Miko's face with a Nova knife.
0m
Miko would cry if he could - but he no longer has a face. Miko dies.
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
REDLINE ASSAULT OPERATIONS
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Posted - 2013.12.08 02:53:00 -
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Got killed by a supply depot.
'You don't talk to strangers, you shoot them.' Snow LOCKOUT
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Jammer Jalapeno
BIG BAD W0LVES
88
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Posted - 2013.12.08 08:01:00 -
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I blew up a LAV with my swarms as it was flying over my head...pretty bitchin fireworks display
MmMmMm TanKs....delicious TanKs
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abarkrishna
warravens
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Posted - 2013.12.08 11:20:00 -
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#1 Got a Thale user in his redline. Walked up behind him with a cooked grenade and toss it at his feet thus instakilling him and damaging his buddy which i quickly got with a melee before he could turn around.
#2 Was chasing a guy in a logi LAV with my gunner. I got caught on a box turning the corner slowing me down a little. As I turned the corner hit the nitrous to catch up. He had gotten out of his LAV and walked 10 feet away from his car allowing me to run him over. I then hopped out of my LAV and promptly recalled it and stole his.  I then started fluxing a bunch of spam behind enemies who had not seen me yet and killed all of their healing nano hives and one uplink before taking fire upon them. As they were already engaged in battle with some of my friends and no longer had hives the slaughter was quickly and merciless. I then proceeded to drive to the closest enemy objective where i ran across the original guy whom i had stolen the LAV from. Literally. I ran over him twice and once with his own vehicle! I then had received orders to bring my squad mates to an objective that was being assaulted and needed some quick flanking. I stop the vehicle behind a corner to avoid heating myself out. My squad mates throw down an uplink and we begin to flank. We took out their equipment from behind and proceeded to vie for control of the supply depot. After the encounter I go to return to the LAV that I had stolen and what do I see. The same guy hacking back his LAV. Needless to say as he was crouching down hacking his vehicle back I walked up and shot him in the head a few times.
He sent me hate mail and everything.
#3 Laid down proximity explosives and then called and LAV and placed it on top of it and waited for the fireworks. it pretty much blew right after it turned red. killing him before he even got in it.
No you kill this blueberry hacking the CRU we are camping. I already killed the last 2.
When will they learn!
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Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
645
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Posted - 2013.12.08 16:34:00 -
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I was running with my buddy Jillic, and as he was hacking Alpha, I saw a red LAV.
I didn't really want to hack it, and I was also running REs, so... Yea, I tried to blow it up. When I set the REs off, it turns out that the owner had placed Proximity Mines under it (Probably the poster above me...), and so Jillic died because of my Explosives making the mines explode.
He still has not forgiven me.
~Art, CEO and Director of Educations at Bojo's School of The Trades, Co-Founder of the Learning Coalition
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
REDLINE ASSAULT OPERATIONS
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Posted - 2013.12.09 03:51:00 -
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I hunted down a few snipers with my improvised scout suit. Militia Caladari suit, militia shotgun, militia scrambler pistol, militia locus grenades. militia shield extenders, and militia armor plates. The last sniper (I let me see me; snipers have a ridiculous level of hyperfocus) looked at me like 'Your not a scout' and I said 'No (loads one round into shotgun, points it at his head) I'm not.' (Executes him.)
Don't talk to strangers, shoot them.' Snow LOCKOUT
That is all.
When in doubt, shoot the hostage.
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
REDLINE ASSAULT OPERATIONS
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Posted - 2013.12.09 05:30:00 -
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Pay attention to enemies or teammates positioning while their bleeding out. Saw one guy I revived he was in the fetal position. XD
Don't talk to strangers, shoot them.' Snow LOCKOUT
That is all.
When in doubt, shoot the hostage.
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
REDLINE ASSAULT OPERATIONS
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Posted - 2013.12.09 05:43:00 -
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Get.A.Knife.Kill.With.A.Heavy. 'Enemy stares at me in shock' +50 XD
Don't talk to strangers, shoot them.' Snow LOCKOUT
That is all.
When in doubt, shoot the hostage.
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pierce Hawkeye
BurgezzE.T.F
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2013.12.11 00:23:00 -
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I was flying around in my militia drop ship trying learning how to fly one then all of a sudden a rail installation drops from the sky, hits me I go flying out of control cart wheel fashion into a build I then land on the tip of my drop ship and as I was going to hop out it explodes
Draxus Prime Approved
"The key to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing"
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Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
664
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Posted - 2013.12.11 02:05:00 -
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Another dropship story: I was running with another one of my students/friends named Lynn, and we're not even talking about DUST. We're talking about Armored Core, MechWarrior Online, etc. And I see a Null Cannon shoot a missile. Immediately I tune out of his conversation, and for no reason at all, divebomb myself into this Null Cannon missile, knowing fully that it would destroy my expensive Logi-Ship.
To this day, I still wonder if that was a flashback of "The War" or my clone had suicidal thoughts and possessed my controller. Either way, we both died.
~Art, CEO and Director of Educations at Bojo's School of The Trades, Co-Founder of the Learning Coalition
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Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
664
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Posted - 2013.12.11 02:06:00 -
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Was about to get a Nova Knife kill today, by the way. Right as I was sneaking up on the guy, a FRIENDLY shotgun scout decides to walk up behind me, stay there for a second, and then kill me AND my target. Of course, I pressed "Punish", and he immediately was grenaded in the face.
~Art, CEO and Director of Educations at Bojo's School of The Trades, Co-Founder of the Learning Coalition
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Artificer Ghost
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.12.11 04:45:00 -
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Playing with Lynn again, for the first time since Uprising 1.7, and he sees the "sprint" speed of my Logistics GK.0, and starts laughing because he walks at the same speed as I run. He then starts firing SMG bullets at me (Can't remember why), and so to be fair, I turn around and plant 3 CBR bursts into his chest. I totally forgot I stacked 3 Enhanced Damage Mods. Ended up killing him. With him screaming over comms about how he wishes I would die, and it's like the Null Cannon incident all over again, yada-yada-yada, I revive him. As soon as he's revived, my buddy Draco decides he doesn't like Lynns attitude, and plants an AR round in his chest. Killing him AGAIN. Of course, this is all just friendly, playful team-killing.
In a later match, as "payback", Lynn starts spraying me with an SMG. So I turn around, put about 3 Duvolle shots into him (Leaving him with half armor), and then take my LAV and leave without him.
I think I'm carrying this thread. Oh well, so many FW Fails with my squad lately, I must name them all! (But not really, back to Terraria)
~Art, CEO and Director of Educations at Bojo's School of The Trades, Co-Founder of the Learning Coalition
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
REDLINE ASSAULT OPERATIONS
12
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Posted - 2013.12.11 04:49:00 -
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Remote explosives hang time. XD
Don't talk to strangers, shoot them.' Snow LOCKOUT
That is all.
When in doubt, shoot the hostage.
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