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Pvt Numnutz
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
390
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Posted - 2013.12.04 07:51:00 -
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Hey guys, I'm suffering from food poisining......or the stomach flu too early to tell right now.
Humors and comedy have seemed to stave off my trips to the bathroom so I'm reaching out to the community for help. Please share some gripping stories, the funnier the better. |
VAHZZ
Gallente Federation
393
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Posted - 2013.12.04 07:58:00 -
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I know a joke - juuuuuust for your situation.
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?
Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."
"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."
Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."
Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"
Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely sh*t my pants."
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity! - and trolling
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Proud Sniper Scout
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Pvt Numnutz
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
390
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Posted - 2013.12.04 08:05:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:I know a joke - juuuuuust for your situation.
The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?
Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."
"That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."
Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."
The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."
Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"
Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely sh*t my pants."
Hahaha thanks mate have a like
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
4844
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Posted - 2013.12.04 08:06:00 -
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So, a Beta HAV walks into a bar...
... There were no survivors.
Never forget
How to fix the Logi
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Pvt Numnutz
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
390
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Posted - 2013.12.04 08:07:00 -
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TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:So, a Beta HAV walks into a bar...
... There were no survivors.
Ohhhh dust humor!  |
VAHZZ
Gallente Federation
394
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Posted - 2013.12.04 08:08:00 -
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TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:So, a Beta HAV walks into a bar...
... There were no survivors.
I can vouch for that, i still have a burning sensation in my butt whenever i see a tank
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity! - and trolling
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Proud Sniper Scout
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
4845
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Posted - 2013.12.04 08:17:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:So, a Beta HAV walks into a bar...
... There were no survivors. I can vouch for that, i still have a burning sensation in my butt whenever i see a tank
I probably should've worded that differently. The joke being tanks exploded when they ran into poles.
Never forget
How to fix the Logi
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Justicar Karnellia
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
187
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Posted - 2013.12.04 08:18:00 -
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Hopefully you will find these two posts entertaining - they are from the point of view of a) a large blaster installation and b) your RDV
A message from large blaster installation
A message from your RDV
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dustwaffle
Xer Cloud Consortium
711
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Posted - 2013.12.04 08:31:00 -
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This one time, at band camp.... |
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