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SGT NOVA STAR
Ahrendee Mercenaries
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Posted - 2013.12.03 02:34:00 -
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It was line harvest, I was killing infantry from really far away, however I remember thinking a blaster would kill them faster, not much faster though. I shot at a passing lav, only clipped him for half a second, enough to take half his shields off, it was very powerful. The laser itself looked exactly like the orbital lasers before the missles fall. The barrel was actually not that big, just remembering it being long as a railgun, but smaller in diameter than a blaster. The sound was a massive buzzing noise, unlike the Bacon sound a laser rifle makes. Now this next part is important...maybe. I went up to a maddy and unloaded hell on him up close,then I remember lasers suck up close, it took so much just to get his shields down, once I hit armor it was like a brick wall that's all I remember, so maybe laser tanks will never roll on the field, but rather on the hills raining down.
Been hunting Graboids in my Kubera since 2012
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Darken-Sol
BIG BAD W0LVES
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Posted - 2013.12.03 02:39:00 -
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Did you pitch a tent? |

SGT NOVA STAR
Ahrendee Mercenaries
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Posted - 2013.12.03 02:41:00 -
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Darken-Sol wrote:Did you pitch a tent? Well of course....
Been hunting Graboids in my Kubera since 2012
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Son-Of A-Gun
3dge of D4rkness SoulWing Alliance
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Posted - 2013.12.03 02:58:00 -
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SGT NOVA STAR wrote:Darken-Sol wrote:Did you pitch a tent? Well of course.... 
Guy walks into his psychiatrist's office and takes a seat. The doctor says "So how have things been going this week?". The guy says "Well doc, I've been having these two recurring dreams all week. In one dream I'm a teepee, in the other I'm a wigwom. It really is the strangest thing. What does it all mean doc?" the doctor strokes his stubbled chin for a moment and then says "well, the answer is quite obvious, you're two tents."
You see that joke actually works better verbally, because "two tents" can also be interpreted as "to tense", verbally. 
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