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Dunk Mujunk
RestlessSpirits
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Posted - 2013.12.01 21:10:00 -
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Hello (your name here)
I am Dunk Mujunk, from RestlessSpirits. We have been watching you (your name here). We saw you last week at the grocery store, checking out that one cashier, even though she is a little on the older side. We were there, hiding in a dark corner, as your boss yelled at you for slacking off, even though that other bastard you work with doesn't do sh*t. We were watching through the kitchen window as you back handed your wife for burning the roast. Don't worry, she'll get over it.
I even have a vial of your toenail clippings I was able to recover from your trash...........
Join us (your name here), and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son!!
RestlessSpirits
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Badgerr Rager
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
433
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Posted - 2013.12.01 22:41:00 -
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Dunk Mujunk wrote:Hello (your name here)
I am Dunk Mujunk, from RestlessSpirits. We have been watching you (your name here). We saw you last week at the grocery store, checking out that one cashier, even though she is a little on the older side. We were there, hiding in a dark corner, as your boss yelled at you for slacking off, even though that other bastard you work with doesn't do sh*t. We were watching through the kitchen window as you back handed your wife for burning the roast. Don't worry, she'll get over it.
I even have a vial of your toenail clippings I was able to recover from your trash...........
Join us (your name here), and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son!!
RestlessSpirits
This is just a mess. -1
Badgers are gentle creatures, Until you piss them off.
BlackPhoenix Elder/Diplomat
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Dunk Mujunk
RestlessSpirits
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Posted - 2013.12.01 23:07:00 -
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Badgerr Rager wrote:
This is just the best. +3
Fixed |
Derrith Erador
bloodwolves battalion
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Posted - 2013.12.02 03:31:00 -
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Badgerr Rager wrote:Dunk Mujunk wrote:Hello (your name here)
I am Dunk Mujunk, from RestlessSpirits. We have been watching you (your name here). We saw you last week at the grocery store, checking out that one cashier, even though she is a little on the older side. We were there, hiding in a dark corner, as your boss yelled at you for slacking off, even though that other bastard you work with doesn't do sh*t. We were watching through the kitchen window as you back handed your wife for burning the roast. Don't worry, she'll get over it.
I even have a vial of your toenail clippings I was able to recover from your trash...........
Join us (your name here), and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son!!
RestlessSpirits
This is just a mess. -1
Agreed, he should've added this.
I love kittens with mittens
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bunnywink
Ancient Exiles.
Renegade Alliance
354
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Posted - 2013.12.02 21:19:00 -
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Go home, you're drunk Mujunk. |
Dunk Mujunk
RestlessSpirits
350
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Posted - 2013.12.02 21:28:00 -
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You want me to drive under the influence of alcohol? Not a very responsible suggestion.
Thanks for bumping the thread though. |
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