And what's your main goals as CPM

My biggest objective is using all my vocal powers to bring light to everything I'm capable of. Believe it or not - CCP is pretty good at picking out threads and discussing it amongst each other. And I would stir CCP's thoughts and opinions onto the forums to motivate more threads and opinions to be created.

I want to see the interaction progress to the point CPM becomes pointless, and the forums become the CPM as a whole, no representatives - just threads with strong support showing CCP what's up. Which happens already, but people feel disconnected from CCP - so that feeling of disconnection would be the goal to fix first.

My staff will soon be accepting the following positions:

Anime Director
Bacon Director
Bitter Vet Director
Drunk Director

Questions? Post them here.

As far as content goes and adding 'features' CPM doesn't have any real influence. They only bring light to issues the community has. So communication = all.

How about we make CPM0 the first and last CPM since we don't have the problems that would warrant the need for Dust 514's version of the CSM? Instead, CCP can hire more qualified community managers like CCP Logibro.

I will need a troll campaign manager - qualifications will have to be a linked post where you trolled well enough to make me lolz.

I will need a troll fund raiser - qualifications to this role will be met by proving ISK scam of some sort.

And lastly - but not least important - A troll treasurer - qualifications will be met by being adorable and we all treasure you for it.

The campaign just requires one slogan:

ONLY A TROLL WOULD UNDERSTAND THESE FORUMS.

I will need a troll campaign manager - qualifications will have to be a linked post where you trolled well enough to make me lolz.

I will need a troll fund raiser - qualifications to this role will be met by proving ISK scam of some sort.

And lastly - but not least important - A troll treasurer - qualifications will be met by being adorable and we all treasure you for it.

The campaign just requires one slogan:

ONLY A TROLL WOULD UNDERSTAND THESE FORUMS.

This is the kind of guy I'm glad I'll never be. I got into a forum pvp with him 5 months ago - he still holds a grudge over a single thread that means nothing. Lol

How about we make CPM0 the first and last CPM since we don't have the problems that would warrant the need for Dust 514's version of the CSM? Instead, CCP can hire more qualified community managers like CCP Logibro.

This is no disrespect to CPM0.

He is more active in the irc channel where you can talk to devs directly than both you and I combined.


@devs, can we have ranks with standings??? lmfao

Silly human.
I am more active than him.

I just think you are weak.
You and your feeble tactics dont beat or represent me.
Nor should they for anyone else.

Where's my ISK? As your king I demand that you send me everything you have.

I appoint myself as Sotas Campaign Manager

I would not vote for you even if yours was the only name on the ballot and the position had absolutely no relevance to anything.

Good luck.

Bitter Vet Director

I appoint myself as Sotas Campaign Manager

This position might be saturated with applicants, but I feel that's where I'll be most suited

I'll first answer your question.

What exactly do you think I get banned for? Twice it was because of one liners - "CCP sucks - don't expect anything from these fools." And ONCE for trolling. Basically - drunk posting and enjoying myself.

I do not sugar-coat my responses to people, though. If you're an idiot - I will tell you so. If your idea is bad - I will tell you. If my idea is bad - people tell me. If I'm an idiot - people tell me. This is the sort of relationship I have decided to build with the community. They're open with me - I am open with them. I don't disrespect people for there opinions - but idioicy that lead them to belief, and from there the process of the thought is broken down in a trollish way. It may not seem 'appropriate' but it sure is entertaining, and leads to something other then someone being butt hurt. If I was a rampant troll I'd be much more disliked then I am and it wouldn't be so easy for me to get 300 likes in a weeks time.

Anyone can tell you also, forums are more fun then the game. lol

But that just means there's a goal this game has to achieve. If the forums are considered more 'fun' it's because of the player interaction levels.

And I take your last statement as ********. No one has to deal with anyone if they don't want too. But unlike a lot of the other trolls here I've communicated with CCP - and it's not a hate relationship. They're cool guys who know how to have fun like anyone else. They know, among others, I can take off my troll hat and speak with the best of them. I was quite well known for it a year ago. But a year and a half of being bled by CCP has turned me into a troll on the forums - and a villain. But a villain who wants this game to succeed with no bias towards one class or another. A villain who will not smirk at the little guys and smile upon the no lifers. The goal of every CPM should be to increase the experience for every player. And my troll antics revolve around that concept - I always troll to entertain.


Honestly - the only people who view me negatively are the ones who listen to rumors without actually talking to me.

That's like justifying bullying because you make all the other bullys laugh ....

The last thing the CPM needs is more trolls, we need people who will actually act as the players voice between them and CCP if we have some moron trolling as a CPM then it makes their existence pointless ..

No .. No .. No .. No .. No .. No .. No .. No .. No .... to you being CPM .... Seriously .. No.. No.. No .. No.. No.. No... *walks away from laptop muttering 'No' repeatedly under his breath*

I will need a troll campaign manager - qualifications will have to be a linked post where you trolled well enough to make me lolz.

I will need a troll fund raiser - qualifications to this role will be met by proving ISK scam of some sort.

And lastly - but not least important - A troll treasurer - qualifications will be met by being adorable and we all treasure you for it.

The campaign just requires one slogan:

ONLY A TROLL WOULD UNDERSTAND THESE FORUMS.