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Forlorn Destrier
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Posted - 2013.11.22 23:54:00 -
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"Chuck Norris once tried shaving to see what the hubbub was about. His beard hairs then fell into the EVE gate, and being so powerful, caused it to collapse and trap humanity in New Eden. Chuck Norris never shaved again."
Chivalry is not dead, but many who practiced it are.
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Patrick57
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.11.22 23:57:00 -
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Forlorn Destrier wrote:"Chuck Norris once tried shaving to see what the hubbub was about. His beard hairs then fell into the EVE gate, and being so powerful, caused it to collapse and trap humanity in New Eden. Chuck Norris never shaved again."
:') This is so beautiful.
When I'm depressed, I cut myself......A BIG SLICE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE!
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Cyrius Li-Moody
The New Age Outlaws
WINMATAR.
1798
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Posted - 2013.11.22 23:59:00 -
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Something something Chuck Norris impossible feat.
Youtuber. Your friendly neighborhood whiskey-fueled merc.
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Goro Scornshard
DUST University
Ivy League
41
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Posted - 2013.11.23 00:33:00 -
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No no, the EVE gate collapsed due to shock, like a cosmic butt clench, when Bruce Lee beat Chuck's face into a wall:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FUfuZJI9LK4
The kitten is the universe bearing witness.
Don't hate the game hate the player
GÖæ
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Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
1813
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Posted - 2013.11.23 01:26:00 -
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I suspect the QQing of the EVE migrants flooded the gate with tears to the point of collapse. |
cooldudesuper1
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.11.23 01:29:00 -
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THE DAMNVID ISNT AVALIBLE IN MY S*IT ASS COUNTRY(USA)
lol, it got banned after a day:O
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Goro Scornshard
DUST University
Ivy League
41
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Posted - 2013.11.23 01:57:00 -
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cooldudesuper1 wrote:THE DAMNVID ISNT AVALIBLE IN MY S*IT ASS COUNTRY(USA)
Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee
Search it!
Don't hate the game hate the player
GÖæ
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Maken Tosch
DUST University
Ivy League
5259
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Posted - 2013.11.23 01:58:00 -
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cooldudesuper1 wrote:THE DAMNVID ISNT AVALIBLE IN MY S*IT ASS COUNTRY(USA)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CCP, thank you for hotfixing the knives. But please make sure they're at their full potential in 1.7.
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Baal Roo
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2764
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Posted - 2013.11.23 02:02:00 -
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Ooh, a Chuck Norris joke. How original.
I hope you didn't stay up all night working on this. |
Jacques Cayton II
Providence Guard
Templis Dragonaors
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Posted - 2013.11.23 02:08:00 -
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Bruce Lee died.... Chuck is still alive. Bruce lee's family never lives to see a sequel
We fight for the future of the State not our
personal goals
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