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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
EoN.
4555
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Posted - 2013.11.19 10:15:00 -
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*Three Caldari soldiers are pointing guns at three Gallente soldiers who are pointing guns at the Caldari soldiers*
Cat Merc:
"So uh...
We've been standing like this for how many hours by now?
This is a bit awkward...."
Caldari Soldier:
"True..."
Cat Merc:
"What's your mission here?"
Caldari Soldier:
"Eliminate Gallente forces, how about you?"
Cat Merc:
"Same thing, eliminate Caldari forces"
*Long awkward silence*
Caldari Soldier:
"Should we just sit down and talk? We can't stand with our guns pointed all day long. I got commands but **** that."
Cat Merc:
"Alright, I will throw an EMP grenade between us, this will disable our weapons, just to be sure"
Caldair Soldier:
"Go ahead"
Gallente Soldier:
"Uhhh... Cat Merc? What are you doing?"
Cat Merc:
"Chill, I'm bored as all hell"
*Throws EMP*
Cat Merc:
"Alright, let's just sit down and talk"
*Silence*
Caldari Soldier:
"So... Anyone got an interesting story?"
((Everyone, storytelling time  ))
Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
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Denak Kalamari
Intaki Liberation Front
Intaki Prosperity Initiative
625
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Posted - 2013.11.19 10:18:00 -
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This has got to be the worst excuse for a cease fire ever.
Grahisha of ILF // Writer of Thoughts of a Clone Soldier // Latest entry published 17/11/13
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
EoN.
4555
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Posted - 2013.11.19 10:19:00 -
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Denak Kalamari wrote:This has got to be the worst excuse for a cease fire ever.
I know right?
But they got bored, they're still human and after a few hours everyone would go "**** that".
Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
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Denak Kalamari
Intaki Liberation Front
Intaki Prosperity Initiative
625
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Posted - 2013.11.19 12:06:00 -
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Main problem here is that EMP grenades don't exist, the only type of EWAR we have are the active scanners and profile dampeners. And assuming these are clone soldiers, they could just shoot each other, wake up in a new clone and be done with it.
And what are we supposed to do here? Tell stories ourselves? Comment yours? You never explained it.
Grahisha of ILF // Writer of Thoughts of a Clone Soldier // Latest entry published 17/11/13
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
EoN.
4556
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Posted - 2013.11.19 12:33:00 -
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Denak Kalamari wrote:Main problem here is that EMP grenades don't exist, the only type of EWAR we have are the active scanners and profile dampeners. And assuming these are clone soldiers, they could just shoot each other, wake up in a new clone and be done with it.
And what are we supposed to do here? Tell stories ourselves? Comment yours? You never explained it.
I'm bored.
This is all the explanation you need.
Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
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Galm Fae
Eskola Ergonomics
146
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Posted - 2013.11.20 01:19:00 -
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Denak Kalamari wrote:Main problem here is that EMP grenades don't exist, the only type of EWAR we have are the active scanners and profile dampeners. And assuming these are clone soldiers, they could just shoot each other, wake up in a new clone and be done with it.
And what are we supposed to do here? Tell stories ourselves? Comment yours? You never explained it.
((Flux grenades are EMP grenades, aren't they? All our internal systems are safely rerouted, but that doesn't stop our shielding from being ripped apart from the surge in power. ))
In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then I also love him.
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True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
4168
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Posted - 2013.11.20 01:28:00 -
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(( I do not approve this blatant racism....where are the Amarr?))
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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Ronan Elsword
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
97
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Posted - 2013.11.20 05:27:00 -
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((The Amarr are busy rounding up all the Minis because they need to be sanctified. Also the soldiers might be using Officer weapons and don't want to lose them. ))
*Calls alt who does vehicle stuff*
-R "I need an assault dropship to take out some Gallente soldiers and get a squad of our men out of danger."
-Alt "Roger that Sir, anything else?"
-R "Vodka, definitely vodka."
-Alt "Alrightly then, I'm in the air eta 30 seconds."
"Do not underestimate the power you have."
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