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CHAOZZ X
Redline Defense Force
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Posted - 2013.11.13 22:26:00 -
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Proto Cal Assault shooting my fellow blueberry, I sprint past him militia shotgun in hand. up to the stairs beside him, run up stairs jump over him and BOOM HEADSHOT. |
Fire of Prometheus
DUST University
Ivy League
1601
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Posted - 2013.11.13 22:27:00 -
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Taunting a proto heavy.....he chases me around corner and BOOM!!!!! RE on the ground got him XD
"It is the mark of an educated mind to entertain a thought without accepting it."
-Aristotle
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CHAOZZ X
Redline Defense Force
4
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Posted - 2013.11.13 22:31:00 -
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Fire of Prometheus wrote:Taunting a proto heavy.....he chases me around corner and BOOM!!!!! RE on the ground got him XD
That's funny, check, that's extremely funny. |
Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
2140
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Posted - 2013.11.13 22:35:00 -
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Fire of Prometheus wrote:Taunting a proto heavy.....he chases me around corner and BOOM!!!!! RE on the ground got him XD
That happens to me every day 
Funniest kill in uprising has gotta be taking out an entire squad with REs as they chased me thinking I was a free kill and watching their bodies fly in different directions.
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja.
Forum Warrior level 2
A grunt of STB
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Brokerib
Sebiestor Field Sappers
Minmatar Republic
26
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Posted - 2013.11.13 22:36:00 -
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Saw a redberry calling in a LAV from about 80m away, and started plinking away at him with my AR. Was barely causing any damage, but it was enough to make him dance, and apparently forget about the incoming vehicle...
Long story short, one flat redberry, +25 assisted kill points for me, and one road-kill in the kill feed.
I'm still wondering though, as I only got an assisted kill, did he get +50 for crushing himself? I can only hope  |
Fire of Prometheus
DUST University
Ivy League
1601
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Posted - 2013.11.13 22:38:00 -
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Sinboto Simmons wrote:Fire of Prometheus wrote:Taunting a proto heavy.....he chases me around corner and BOOM!!!!! RE on the ground got him XD That happens to me every day Funniest kill in uprising has gotta be taking out an entire squad with REs as they chased me thinking I was a free kill and watching their bodies fly in different directions.
It's even better when you toss one, and hide literally 5m away behind a box and watch them run by as you detonate the RE.
I was In my troll fit (a MLT scout with shotty and knives and REs) and had an assault ck0 look right at me and keep on running.....he flew back to me half a second later.....I guess he liked me 
"It is the mark of an educated mind to entertain a thought without accepting it."
-Aristotle
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Vulpes Dolosus
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
203
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Posted - 2013.11.13 22:41:00 -
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I put this in the last thread, but I'll retell it.
Flying my Python on Mantis Peak Skirmish. We're dominating so I'm just cruising about, avoiding AV and doing flips and stuff. I decide to do a flyby of the enemy MCC and see what's going on with the enemy. As I approach, I see the blue flair of an enemy's inertia dampener.
I quickly turn about and, beginning my race back to safe airspace, two shot the poor sucker that just landed. I then race out of the red line with literally less than a second left.
Dropship Specialist: AKA Clinically Insane
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CHAOZZ X
Redline Defense Force
4
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Posted - 2013.11.13 22:51:00 -
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A fellow blueberry called in his shiny new prototype Python in ambush and everyone's like OOOOHHH SHINY and hops in he takes off, not 5secs later did he slam into the ground. 7 so&so clones die simultaneously I call in my militia dropship whilst watching this. |
VAHZZ
The dyst0pian Corporation
202
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Posted - 2013.11.13 22:55:00 -
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I sniped a guy in the butt - best and funniest...i am not ashamed of how hard i laughed - i am ashamed as a sniper though, it should've been a headshot. It was a fellow sniper aswell..i snuck up on him, and he wasn't paying attention to his surroundings like ALL snipers should do, i perched up on a small hill and took aim. Sniped his a$$ HARD! I dropped my chimichanga that day...
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
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RKKR
The Southern Legion
The Umbra Combine
452
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Posted - 2013.11.13 22:55:00 -
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Bumping into the blue dot before me who had already activated his inertia dampeners with a scout suit.
"RKKR died" |
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XANDER KAG
Red Star.
EoN.
487
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Posted - 2013.11.13 22:59:00 -
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CHAOZZ X wrote:A fellow blueberry called in his shiny new prototype Python in ambush and everyone's like OOOOHHH SHINY and hops in he takes off, not 5secs later did he slam into the ground. 7 so&so clones die simultaneously I call in my militia dropship whilst watching this.
Liar! A python doesn't have 7 seats, only 5.
Who says you can't kill in style?
Fear the tribes.
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CHAOZZ X
Redline Defense Force
4
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Posted - 2013.11.13 23:00:00 -
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Knife killing 4 guys in a row THAT WERE SHOOTING AT ME and coming away with a slither of my health just to catch a sniper bullet to the brain. WORTH IT |
HUNK tm
What The French
15
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Posted - 2013.11.13 23:04:00 -
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Shooting an unlucky guy while jumping from a roof with an assault forge-gun one-shot just before activating inhibitor of inertia. 
Why the HMG seems so inaccurate ?
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CHAOZZ X
Redline Defense Force
4
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Posted - 2013.11.13 23:10:00 -
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XANDER KAG wrote:CHAOZZ X wrote:A fellow blueberry called in his shiny new prototype Python in ambush and everyone's like OOOOHHH SHINY and hops in he takes off, not 5secs later did he slam into the ground. 7 so&so clones die simultaneously I call in my militia dropship whilst watching this. Liar! A python doesn't have 7 seats, only 5.
I'm mistaken, so had to five and not 7. Thanks |
HUNK tm
What The French
15
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Posted - 2013.11.13 23:14:00 -
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Ah and I remember once I was testing the remote just before the respec of Uprising.
A guy was looking at my remote on the ground like "What's that my precious? ".
That's how he learned to fly.
Why the HMG seems so inaccurate ?
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Wombat in combat
TeamPlayers
156
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Posted - 2013.11.13 23:26:00 -
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The funniest death I have ever suffered was when me and 13ear were goofing around in skirmish. Our blueberries weren't pulling their weight so 13ear gets the idea to call in 2x decked out Falchions (3M ISK a pop?) for each of us. Things were getting bleak and in desperation 13ear decides to jump out of his tank to hack a letter. You can probably see where this is going. 13ear gets gunned down by a dude in militia gear and then proceeds to hack 13ear's tank. I was carrying a needle so I get the bright idea to jump out of my tank and ambush the militia guy in the act only to be killed myself by him. Militia guy proceeds with hacking 13ear's tank and destroys the other Falchion.
Tl;dr: Me and 13ear got violated by one random dude in militia and we loose two decked out Falchions. |
Oswald Rehnquist
548
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Posted - 2013.11.13 23:37:00 -
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I have a few that I like a lot
1) An LAV was trying to run me over and I was way out in the open so there was really no way to avoid this, since I got tired of dodging I just started slowly walking towards him as he was charging towards me. Killed him with a ScP headshot, the car runs right past me, was pretty chill, I think this happened in 1.2
2) I was clearing the tops of snipers and two ar assaults were coming after me so I had to stay out direct LOS, I was able to jump the chasm and turn the corner and they had to go the long way, once they caught up I jumped off the building and landed. They proceeded to follow but I literally had a golden modment because I OHKO both of them as they were following with pistol headshots
3) Was having a really good game until I hit an assault logi player face to face (1.4 uprising), I emptied my scrambler pistol clip (also ran out of ammo), since he started to reload before me I know I wasn't going to make it, so I switched to my sniper rifle and killed him at point blank (I shot to the right of him and the bullet swung left)
4) Our team got pin downed by 2 dropships as were were trapped in a small and only semi closed off area. Apparently none of us dad AV and they were still able to pick some of us off. While I did not have any AV I did the next best thing and called in my BPO LAV, needless to say the RDV did his job killed one of the dropships and wounded the other which caused him to retreat.
Below 28 dB
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Ghost Kaisar
R 0 N 1 N
828
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Posted - 2013.11.14 00:24:00 -
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There was about 7 people on top of a tower sniping.
I yell to squad lead "HEY! Orbie the tower! tons of people up there".
Me and the rest of the squad are right below it.
Orbie drops, killfeed goes crazy.
AND THEN THEIR BODIES FALL FROM THE SKY.
We lost it at that point. Watching all of the bodies fall and hit the ground and disintegrate around us was freaking unexpected and hilarious.
"All war is deception." "He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot, will be victorious" -Sun Tzu
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Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
2126
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Posted - 2013.11.14 00:31:00 -
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I sometimes get a chance to blindfire any REs I've left around towards the end of a match.
I always wonder what the victims think when they know I'm nowhere near them.
I also missed a heavy with a charged Scrambler shot today, it flew straight over his shoulder and headshot a logi on the balcony above. The poor bastard must've thought I was some kind of prodigy.
No.
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Ghost Kaisar
R 0 N 1 N
828
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Posted - 2013.11.14 00:35:00 -
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Chunky Munkey wrote:I sometimes get a chance to blindfire any REs I've left around towards the end of a match.
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I've wondered this too. I once killed a guy sitting in a corner after I left an RE there. Left it there to kill an uplink, when the uplink randomly disappeared. I just left it there and detonated at the end of the match.
Was super surprised with the +50, though I imagine he was 10x more surprised than I was. I was 350+ m away at the time.
"All war is deception." "He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot, will be victorious" -Sun Tzu
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CHAOZZ X
Redline Defense Force
5
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Posted - 2013.11.14 01:25:00 -
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Ambush, verge vender enemies on top of building skydived off right into my shotgun crosshairs |
Powerh8er
Norwegian Dust514 Corporation
Top Men.
328
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Posted - 2013.11.14 01:40:00 -
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Wombat in combat wrote:The funniest death I have ever suffered was when me and 13ear were goofing around in skirmish. Our blueberries weren't pulling their weight so 13ear gets the idea to call in 2x decked out Falchions (3M ISK a pop?) for each of us. Things were getting bleak and in desperation 13ear decides to jump out of his tank to hack a letter. You can probably see where this is going. 13ear gets gunned down by a dude in militia gear and then proceeds to hack 13ear's tank. I was carrying a needle so I get the bright idea to jump out of my tank and ambush the militia guy in the act only to be killed myself by him. Militia guy proceeds with hacking 13ear's tank and destroys the other Falchion.
Tl;dr: Me and 13ear got violated by one random dude in militia and we loose two decked out Falchions.
"13ear left battle" |
Marlin Kirby
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
94
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Posted - 2013.11.14 01:56:00 -
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Both involve drop ships.
I happen to have AV grenades while a enemy drop ship was hovering next to a platform I was on. You can guess what happens next.
Another time I had an OB ready and when I looked at the map I saw a drop ship just hovering at a certain spot not moving. I decided to drop the OB on it. As you would guess I got the kills.
The not logic bomb!
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Infamous Erich
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
32
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Posted - 2013.11.14 02:51:00 -
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Was playing FW other day with a 2 squads of Onslaught and right at the end of the game i was camping a CRU i drop my 3 RE's around it and waited after a few mins a wave of enemys spawned i waited untill they tryed to engadge me and B00M
6 kill feed of remotes and 2 full squads of corp mates saw it
Closed Beta Vet
Shield Tank Vet
Bring back my Sagaris
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
935
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Posted - 2013.11.14 03:28:00 -
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Dropping my LLAV on a sniper.
Check out my corp's new website here :D
-HAND
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Poonmunch
Sanguis Defense Syndicate
551
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Posted - 2013.11.14 03:44:00 -
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I clipped a guy who was crouching with his backside hanging over a cliff.
From where I was it looked like he was taking a dump.
I laughed for a good minute or two. I honestly considered letting him go about his business because I had such a good time watching him.
But I finally had to pop him.
Munch
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
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Infamous Erich
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
33
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Posted - 2013.11.14 03:48:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Dropping my LLAV on a sniper.
you stole that from jolly r0ger
Closed Beta Vet
Shield Tank Vet
Bring back my Sagaris
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
936
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Posted - 2013.11.14 03:50:00 -
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Infamous Erich wrote:Atiim wrote:Dropping my LLAV on a sniper. you stole that from jolly r0ger
I didn't even read the posts before responding to the OP
If someone else mentioned this though, then I'll come up with another one
Check out my corp's new website here :D
-HAND
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Niuvo
NECROM0NGERS
768
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Posted - 2013.11.14 04:09:00 -
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I once jumped (in a scout suit mind you) and melee'd a medium minmatar in the face as I landed. He was backpeddling then sat on his a$$. |
ACE OF JOKERS
AMARR IMPERIAL CRUSADERS
14
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Posted - 2013.11.14 04:09:00 -
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CHAOZZ X wrote:Proto Cal Assault shooting my fellow blueberry, I sprint past him militia shotgun in hand. up to the stairs beside him, run up stairs jump over him and BOOM HEADSHOT.
Dropping a 6 Dropships in a game with my Proto Breach FG with prof 4 and 2 Cx Damage mods...Those dude never learned...and they were all 1HKO's...
Felt like a god...
(Yeah yeah,you might say, FG is OP whatever, but you dont leave a Breach Forgunner in the highest point in the map to freely prey on your team's vehicles...bad gaming is bad...) |
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Cass Caul
282
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Posted - 2013.11.14 05:26:00 -
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Spawned in an empty map, tonight. messing around, then I go to fittings and build a new suit. At some point in time, backing out of the menus I teleported into a tank. that didn't have a driver. From there I rolled off a hill, landing upside down. I tried to get back up but instead found that I couldn't. I could still move the tracks around though, forward and back, but best of all I could rotate.
While stuck on my back like a turtle, another tank came over to ram into me, hopeful that he could blow up the one I was in. all the while a third squadmate got out a dropship and landed it on top of he tank. . . yeah we had vehicle sex. Drpship on Tank on Tank action 
+ÉߦëddGêÇ -çou -Äll+É-çoGö¦
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CHAOZZ X
Redline Defense Force
8
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Posted - 2013.11.16 01:59:00 -
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Knife kill with a heavy. Commencing rage message spam.
Always Bringing A Knife To A Gun Fight
'You don't talk to strangers, you shoot them.' -Snow LOCKOUT
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Jackof All-Trades
The Southern Legion
The Umbra Combine
246
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Posted - 2013.11.16 02:13:00 -
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Plasma cannon kills.
"Pulvis et umbra sums." We are but dust and shadow GÇò Horace, The Odes of Horace
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Omni-Specialist
/ Focus: Gallente
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Ihlgigaris
Force of The Gigas
12
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Posted - 2013.11.16 02:25:00 -
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I was doing some experimentation with a heavy fitting and a forge gun. First several battles, I felt that I got pretty good with it!
I was rushing an enemy CRU with a small group. My FG was fully charged when I saw a redberry spawn in. They started running when I blasted them point blank. They did a cute little hop with their right knee bent like a ballerina. My friend and I couldn't stop laughing!
And then my FG and SMG merged into one for no good reason... |
CHAOZZ X
Redline Defense Force
9
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Posted - 2013.11.16 05:15:00 -
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Cooking nades and throwing them right in the enemies face. Que rage spam; GRENADE NOOB and some more colorful messages.
Always Bringing A Knife To A Gun Fight
'You don't talk to strangers, you shoot them.' -Snow LOCKOUT
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Aria Gomes
Death by Disassociation
Zero-Day
120
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Posted - 2013.11.16 05:29:00 -
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My best kill was when my militia scrambler pistol curved ala Wanted and headshotted this guy. We dies at the same time. Me to his AR and him to my pistol. We were all on the roof of an objective. Blue vs red dots. Was badass. |
Sleepy Zan
Xer Cloud Consortium
2824
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Posted - 2013.11.16 05:32:00 -
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I flew a dropship into the biomass complex. I jumped out of it and when it crashed I got 50 sp
Quick, no, hard... I got all your scopes here
... and for a limited time only you can receive the 360 edition!
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Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
2837
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Posted - 2013.11.16 05:34:00 -
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Back in closed Beta I made Mr. Zitro kill himself.
Bastard didn't want to die by my hand.
On that note, I miss when the prototype plasma rifles were silver |
CHAOZZ X
Redline Defense Force
10
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Posted - 2013.11.16 05:35:00 -
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Enemy staring at me in shock; Heavy wielding Novas+50 :)
Amateur Knifer.
'You don't talk to strangers, you shoot them.' -Snow LOCKOUT
Cooking nades, Would YOU like one?
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Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
687
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Posted - 2013.11.16 05:38:00 -
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return fire.
a sniper shot my tank , twice, three times.. I put a slug through his chest with my railgun. just a question of "the hell were you thinking, dude?"
alternatively, sneaking up, putting a remote charge under a sniper's taint, then cooking a grenade and pegging their ass with it. I used to sneak up on snipers all the time.
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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CHAOZZ X
Redline Defense Force
16
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Posted - 2013.11.16 05:44:00 -
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Standing behind Heavy (gal light suit), cook nade, and BOOM!! Intentional Suicide. Then Maken comes in and finishes him off. Talk about teamwork!
Amateur Knifer.
'You don't talk to strangers, you shoot them.' -Snow LOCKOUT
Cooking nades, Would YOU like one?
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Koan Zalinto
Bobbit's Hangmen
26
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Posted - 2013.11.16 06:22:00 -
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Two come to mind here. Either the heavy shooting at me from over 100 meters away in my scout and just lobbing a plasma cannon round his way while standing still...dirrect impact kill.
Or killing a decent with a knife....i know i didnt do most of the damage...but stll felt awesome.
Two in the head boss?
Two in the head...
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Luna Angelo
We Who Walk Alone
84
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Posted - 2013.11.16 07:25:00 -
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One shotting a guy who is running up a mountain while using a small railgun in a dropship.
Me, this heavy and this logi were a 3-man wrecking crew. I was a shotgun scout and I would go in the room opposite of my heavy and kill the enemies while they were... occupied. Got so much fan mail. lol
I am the Horseless Headsman.
Director and COO of We Who Walk Alone
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