Cenex Langly
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
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Posted - 2013.11.12 18:56:00 -
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... try this awesome new game mode that I invented. It's called the "Random Suit Generator Theory"!!!
First and foremost, this is not for everyone. In fact, this is for the players that have lost all hope for this game due to TTK and AR and ScR and all that other hokey pokey nonsense that has been added to the game recently. If you're down and out and broke as a bum who hit rock bottom then this is most certainly for you. It's a way to spice up your game time and make it way more enjoyable.
Here's how it works:
- Randomly select a suit from your fittings window. Then randomly place weapons and modules on. Try real hard not to place anything of meaning on there. It has to be as random as possible.
- Make about 15 different fittings. Some may have 1 fitting, others may have a couple more. But It's completely random.
- Then join a skirmish or domination with a squad and randomly select one of these random fittings and enjoy the randomness!
When you enter a battle and randomly choose a suit you'll have no idea which weapon is equipped, or which equipment is on there. You'll have either a good tank or bad tank but what ever they don't really matter with the TTK anyways, so you can run around and die instantly or 0.2 seconds later. Some may be good, others may be quite terrible. Last night I fit a suit with 3 active scanners a flaylock pistol and 2 shield rechargers. It lasted for about 3 minutes and was fun as hell trying to stay alive in it! I bought no modules the entire night and ended up making about 5 million isk in the process of getting rid of all those extra modules that I never would have imagined using.
It's for *****-and-giggles really, but it put a smile on my face while numbing out the pain of immediate death! I did manage to go positive on most of the matches which says a lot.
- Doesn't matter wtf I put on my suit as none of the modules really work as intended...
- Or, I'm just that damn good!
(I'll stick with the latter and boost my ego some more!)
I challenge you all to try it! It's actually pretty entertaining. Squad mates are calling out for reps but oh no! Not this time, you have 2 nanite injectors and a nanohive! Maybe next time! lolz!!!
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