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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.08.08 04:34:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc that can save these forums and this game from death but chooses not too.
I'm back.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.08.08 08:49:00 -
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Devadander wrote:General Jo.... wait, who is this guy anyway? 
Nice to meet you.
I am General John Ripper. o7
I am actually Conan O'Brien IRL.
Yes... this now explains everything.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.10.30 21:30:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to be called "Wineral Won Winner" for never having lost a match.
I have been diagnosed with "TED" - Taco Eating Disorder.
I can't stop eating tacos.
Best Disorder Ever
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.10.30 22:01:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc that sends out support tickets asking the devs to rate his selfie.
I have been diagnosed with "TED" - Taco Eating Disorder.
I can't stop eating tacos.
Best Disorder Ever
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.11.27 08:20:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper, the type of merc to not actually be on dustboard.com which currently is tracking all 8 million mercs except IJR!
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.08.11 14:14:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Fristname Family name wrote:General John Ripper, the type of merc to watch Boku no Pico during downtime Burn in Bacon for making me search that up! Also, that's not General John Ripper. That's SoTa PoP. He's a different level of fun... Most of the time he is creepy and weird. Like the fat girl and band camp.
Dang. I completely burned sota pop right now. Enough to make him cry himself to sleep at night. But I remembered he gave me like 100 mill one time so I deleted everything I wrote before. I should be nice to the people that are nice to me. No matter their very obvious flaws. :p
One day I am going to be on survivor and I will kick ass.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.08.11 14:39:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Immortal John Ripper wrote:VAHZZ wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Fristname Family name wrote:General John Ripper, the type of merc to watch Boku no Pico during downtime Burn in Bacon for making me search that up! Also, that's not General John Ripper. That's SoTa PoP. He's a different level of fun... Most of the time he is creepy and weird. Like the fat girl and band camp. Dang. I completely burned sota pop right now. Enough to make him cry himself to sleep at night. But I remembered he gave me like 100 mill one time so I deleted everything I wrote before. I should be nice to the people that are nice to me. No matter their very obvious flaws. :p Damn, that is right. Can we still burn the butts that are not?
Of course. Those people are more valuable to me dead than alive. Biomass is at a premium and I love to recycle. 
One day I am going to be on survivor and I will kick ass.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.08.19 20:13:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:VAHZZ wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:GJR is the type of merc who love bacon No. yes
I hate bacon but I made you some because I am a better person who takes the high road.
Now eat. 
One day I am going to be on survivor and I will kick ass.
Prayers4BlackIce
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.08.20 18:06:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Immortal John Ripper wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:VAHZZ wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:GJR is the type of merc who love bacon No. yes I hate bacon but I made you some because I am a better person who takes the high road. Now eat. Lol I don't trust you
It is bacon on a stick. Who does not love bacon on a stick??? come on.... grab it with your mouth.
One day I am going to be on survivor and I will kick ass.
Congratz dries shadowbeaver!!!!!
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.10.13 18:12:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to feed animal crackers to vegetarians.
Why would a divine being such as myself need to pause for something as trivial as breath? - Arkena W.
AllHailNumber2
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.11.01 04:52:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to always buy the biggest monster sized condoms to try and impress the cashiers.
When Ratatti surpasses my like count, I'd like for my name to be changed to Captain Picard.
Will you please be my #1?
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.12.04 20:31:00 -
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VAHZZ, the type of merc to have a klingon for a spirit animal.
Don't give up CCP Petition
Like this post if you agree! #PortDust514 #ps4 #BurningTrees
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.12.31 19:18:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to break every rule, and start a petition asking for a ban, only to be denied his Christmas wish.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.05 04:10:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to train all seeing eye dog's for the blind.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.06 20:17:00 -
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Apoleon II wrote:Lol, all of you just want to do a gang bang to that ripper guy wtf
you are welcome to join.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.09 22:01:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to hit the showers early so he can glue all the bars of soap to the floor.... except for his own.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:14:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to celebrate Christmas in July.
  
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:15:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to dial the wrong number then tell the person who answers that they answered the wrong number.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:16:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc that would go to a motivational speech event and tell the kids 'You can never be like me".
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:17:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to sneeze and say "Bless me. Thank me. I'm welcome."
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:18:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc that would be thankful for himself at Thanksgiving dinner.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:19:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to get a second job to try and put a poor minmatar taco addict through college. No questions asked.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:20:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to get pulled over and ask the space police for his license and registration.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:22:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to have a video of himself giving the eulogy at his funeral.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:23:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to plan himself a surprise birthday party then not show up because he has better things to do.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:24:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc who 'll be his own best man and give a long speech about how great of a guy General John Ripper is for his own wedding.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:25:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to eat tacos with a fork and a knife.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:26:00 -
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General John Ripper , the type of merc to wrap a towel around his head after taking a shower.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:27:00 -
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General John Ripper , the type of merc to request to be friend zoned so he can fit in with the rest of his ugly friends.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:29:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to fart in the toilet and then flush.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:30:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to tie his shoes without bending his knees.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:30:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to expect a tip from his waitress for the honor of serving him.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:32:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to punch every mirror for copying him and taking away his uniqueness.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:34:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to invite you to his home to play a one player game and never pass the controller.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.16 02:36:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to retell the same old jokes to the same people.... for 50 years.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.17 14:16:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to wear a leather dominatrix suit underneath his dropsuit as he asserts his "dominance" on entire planets.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.25 10:27:00 -
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CCP, the type of game company to ask "How High", when asked to jump by General John Ripper.
ReversePyschology
Don't give me more likes.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.27 06:03:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to conduct psychological experiments on his followers to test the effects of subliminal messaging with positive or negative reinforcement.
ReversePyschology
Give me more likes.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.27 06:08:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to believe his own lies.
ReversePyschology
Give me more likes.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.27 07:08:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to watch porn from his flat-screen mirror.
ReversePyschology
Give me more likes.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.06 03:00:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to boost his own likes with his alts.
ReversePyschology
Give me more likes.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.27 02:20:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to out Iron Wolf Saber, Iron Wolf Saber.
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.27 18:36:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to give the fatties and uglies some loving too.
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.28 02:34:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to draw on his face with permanent marker and take pictures of himself pretending to be passed out in order to convince his parents that he infact does have a social life.
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.28 03:46:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to always play "Elvis Presley - In The Ghetto" in Minmatar Space.
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.28 03:47:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc that is unperturbed about losing his forum celeb status.
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.28 03:49:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to **** off both jenza and contrabanjoe so much that they got over their love affair ordeal in order to team up and gang bang me from both sides in a wild rpg game..
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.02.29 01:41:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to part the water in his caldo like Moses did the sea... in order to get that one delicious bit of meat.
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.03.04 05:15:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to censor nude art at museums.
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.03.04 05:18:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type to formally request sexual intercourse from a woman with the help of a lawyer before drinking on their date so he won't feel like he took advantage of her... and would continue to do so from death to they part.
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.03.04 05:19:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to flirt with hilmar to try and get ahead in the game.
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.03.06 00:41:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to snort quafe off a minmatar's ass.
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.03.06 01:20:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to crash an AA meeting and convince others to repeat his mistakes.
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.03.08 13:43:00 -
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General John Ripper, the type of merc to be able to air guitar and produce actual music.
Shadier than Kane Spero,Cuter than Zatara,smarter than zaria,a voice sexier than soraya
GJR The CPM to surpass them all
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