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Roner General
Ancient Exiles
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Posted - 2013.11.09 01:14:00 -
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Kalante Facts.
1. Kalante is so good he only uses advance dropsuits for pubs
2.Kalante is so bored at the shooting aspect of the game he gets on dust just to race LAV's
3.Kalante is so good in pc he team kills just to keep the clones count equal and not discourage the enemy
4. Only way to kill Kalante is by orbitals
(WIP)
If you can come up with some post them.
note: of course most of these are exaggerating "facts"
Shotgun Fag
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Knight Soiaire
R 0 N 1 N
3146
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Posted - 2013.11.09 01:15:00 -
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I heard that Kalente once went positive in PC with MLT gear.
But, why does he need Proto for pubs?
Save General John Ripper!
Catz Addict
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Michael Arck
Anubis Prime Syndicate
1780
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Posted - 2013.11.09 01:16:00 -
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lol chuck norris has always been terrible |
Roner General
Ancient Exiles
210
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Posted - 2013.11.09 01:36:00 -
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Michael Arck wrote:lol chuck norris has always been terrible
take that BACKk!!
Shotgun Fag
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KING CHECKMATE
AMARR IMPERIAL CRUSADERS
2314
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Posted - 2013.11.09 01:42:00 -
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Roner General wrote:Kalante Facts.
1. Kalante is so good he only uses advance dropsuits for pubs- Source "Djinn Kujo"
2.Kalante is so bored at the shooting aspect of the game he gets on dust just to race LAV's- Source Kalante himself"
3.Kalante is so good in pc he team kills just to keep the clones count equal and not discourage the enemy
4.Only way to kill Kalante is by orbitals
5. Kalante once went positive in a PC with full MLT gear- Source "Knight Soiaire" confirmed by" Djinn Rampage"
6.Kalante once used his mic in corp chat and nobody even heard him ( Except for me)
7. When Kalante is in your squad he is the Orbital
8. Kalante melees himself to death to respawn with full ammo
(WIP)
If you can come up with some post them.
note: of course most of these are exaggerating "facts"
>..>
ok...moving on...
u+Élop s-¦ -Äll+Én-ç+ö+É
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
10006
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Posted - 2013.11.09 01:44:00 -
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I've heard better.
CPM 0 Secretary
Omni-Soldier Specialist
Current Theme \\= Advanced Plasma Rifle =// Unlocked
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Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
1461
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Posted - 2013.11.09 02:18:00 -
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I've fought with and against Kallante exactly once each. Both times I got to kill him, yet he hasn't killed me yet. Weird, right?
'lights cigar' fuck with me, and I'll melt your face off. Gallente forever!
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Michael Arck
Anubis Prime Syndicate
1781
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Posted - 2013.11.09 02:21:00 -
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lol |
Keeriam Miray
R 0 N 1 N
94
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Posted - 2013.11.09 02:45:00 -
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about that Chuck Norris...
So big, so angry, so dead...
Don't run. You'll only die tired.
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calvin b
Molon Labe.
RISE of LEGION
870
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Posted - 2013.11.09 02:50:00 -
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Bruce Lee beat Chuck so I go with Bruce. So find someone as good or better than Bruce. Whats that, I didn't hear you.
Fact: Bruce Lee was so fast in his moves they had to slow down the film so you could follow his moves.
Do not eat the yellow snow
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God Hates Lags
Red Star.
EoN.
281
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Posted - 2013.11.09 02:57:00 -
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Can we not do this again? Most of the good ones were already used when we did this with Regnyum.
Doubles ISK
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ReGnYuM
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
1272
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Posted - 2013.11.09 03:10:00 -
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Kallentes strafe, broke my ankles in real life
If you never heard of ReGnYuM, you're neither Good or Relevant in Dust 514.
KDR > EVERYTHING
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Fire of Prometheus
DUST University
Ivy League
1506
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Posted - 2013.11.09 03:13:00 -
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Every night before he goes to bed, the boogy merc check his closet for kallente
"It is the mark of an educated mind to entertain a thought without accepting it."
-Aristotle
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DJINN Marauder
Ancient Exiles
2747
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Posted - 2013.11.09 04:17:00 -
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Kalante is the reason they are nerfing wp for killing too fast.
GôÉGô¥GôÿGô£Gôö > GôÉGô¢Gô¢
Gÿà¿When will dust get better?Gÿà
Forum Warrior LV. 2
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Mr Machine Guns
Nyain San
Proficiency V.
103
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Posted - 2013.11.09 04:24:00 -
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could it be possible kalante is just chuck norris himself |
DJINN Rampage
Ancient Exiles
698
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Posted - 2013.11.09 04:35:00 -
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Kalante is the reason they are nerfing the AR
GÿúLevel 1 Forum WarriorGÖô
GÿáTemplar of the Exiled.GäóGÖå
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Mr Machine Guns
Nyain San
Proficiency V.
104
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Posted - 2013.11.09 04:41:00 -
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Kalante once killed a person using the Bolas |
Patrick57
GunFall Mobilization
Covert Intervention
1320
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Posted - 2013.11.09 05:29:00 -
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I'll just leave this here.....
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
:D
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Matticus Monk
Ordus Trismegistus
677
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Posted - 2013.11.09 05:29:00 -
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calvin b wrote:Bruce Lee beat Chuck so I go with Bruce. So find someone as good or better than Bruce. Whats that, I didn't hear you.
Fact: Bruce Lee was so fast in his moves they had to slow down the film so you could follow his moves.
^ Enter the dragon!
Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?
Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
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Disturbingly Bored
The Strontium Asylum
1084
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Posted - 2013.11.09 06:15:00 -
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calvin b wrote:Bruce Lee beat Chuck so I go with Bruce. So find someone as good or better than Bruce. Whats that, I didn't hear you.
Bruce Lee was defeated by aspirin. Chuck Norris call aspirin by a different name: +¦itch mints.
¶Gêƒ__ Gò«
Gû¿GûêGûêGûêGòáGëíGëíGëíGû¬ « GÇó GÇó GÇó GÇó GÇó GÇó GÇó GåÆFAT GATGåÉ pÇûGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæpÇùForum Warrior LV 1 (NEXT: 000/1000XP)
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Kasote Denzara
A Vulture
717
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Posted - 2013.11.09 06:36:00 -
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I came here for amusement, lingering pleased.
If you think Plasma Rifles take skill to use and are fine as they are, you are the problem.
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LittleCuteBunny
Ancient Exiles
85
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Posted - 2013.11.09 06:44:00 -
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Kalante is the reason Amarr weapons overheat. |
Varjac Theobroma Montenegro
M.T.A.C Assault Operations Command
Lokun Listamenn
29
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Posted - 2013.11.09 07:59:00 -
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After you play Kalante, when you shut off your ps3, your merc writes "514" in blood all over your quarters. |
Big Popa Smurff
Ancient Exiles
892
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Posted - 2013.11.09 08:41:00 -
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Kalentes clone dies every time he farts inside his suit.
Original AFK Hunter
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Canari Elphus
Ancient Exiles
859
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Posted - 2013.11.09 16:50:00 -
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Kalante spawning is 400hp AOE damage to the entire map.
Proud Sponsor of the United Lamp Post Defense Fund. "Protecting Our Skies For A Better Tomorrow"
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VAHZZ
The dyst0pian Corporation
81
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Posted - 2013.11.09 16:52:00 -
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Kasote Denzara wrote:I came here for amusement, lingering pleased.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Adapt or die.
Newfound seeker of knowledge and truth.
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