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Aeon Amadi
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
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Posted - 2013.10.25 17:00:00 -
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I want you to picture yourself as a lonely Assault Rifle... Left in the Market Window, a few days.. weeks.. maybe even months after 1.7 introduces the new rifles.. and I want you to listen to this song, with lyrics provided, and take a moment of silence for the Assault Rifle - may she rest in peace...
http://youtu.be/EbeSbRFCDUA?t=2m24s
Note: Since I know people are obviously going to take this with some seriousness because reasons of forum post, I encourage you to think of this from a more comedic/humorous stand point. Thank you.
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Buddha Brown
Factory Fresh
407
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Posted - 2013.10.25 17:02:00 -
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil, because I am the meanest son-of-a-***** in the valley.
Says the lonely AR |
ThePrinceOfNigeria
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
160
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Posted - 2013.10.25 17:04:00 -
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*Wanders in from the East*
*Pulls down pants*
*Takes a hot steaming dump on the Assault Rifle*
*Pulls up pants*
*Wanders off to the West* |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Turalyon 514
Turalyon Alliance
4209
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Posted - 2013.10.25 17:05:00 -
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Fitting, given how overshadowed it'll be shortly.
Naturally, nobody will care given the vast volumes of tears that have flowed over this weapon.
I guess we'll just see how much worse the tears are in 1.7. |
Buttercup Chipmint
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
152
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Posted - 2013.10.25 17:05:00 -
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I may sleep with these new AR's just to get some strange but I will always return home to the warm embrace of my Exile. |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Turalyon 514
Turalyon Alliance
4209
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Posted - 2013.10.25 17:07:00 -
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"Once my dearest friend, I will never forget the times you saved my life. But I have moved on, better and newer things await me, but I will never forget. Goodbye Plasma Rifle, I will forever love you."
- Cat Merc |
Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact
Cult of War
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Posted - 2013.10.25 17:07:00 -
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did they confirm them for 1.7 |
Justice Prevails
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
60
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Posted - 2013.10.25 17:13:00 -
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You can take my assualt rifle when you pry it from my cold dead hands. So about 5-6 times a battle:-) |
Buttercup Chipmint
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
153
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Posted - 2013.10.25 17:16:00 -
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Viktor Hadah Jr wrote:did they confirm them for 1.7
Yes
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1412603#post1412603 |
Aero Yassavi
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
3255
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Posted - 2013.10.25 17:17:00 -
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I believe you guys are overreacting. I looked at some mechanics and some numbers and to me it sounds like the AR will still have the clear edge in combat that revolves around the near proximity of an objective. I will definitely enjoy how many people are surprised that the AR still works great when 1.7 arrives. |
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Aeon Amadi
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
3484
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Posted - 2013.10.25 17:19:00 -
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Aero Yassavi wrote:I believe you guys are overreacting. I looked at some mechanics and some numbers and to me it sounds like the AR will still have the clear edge in combat that revolves around the near proximity of an objective. I will definitely enjoy how many people are surprised that the AR still works great when 1.7 arrives.
Seem pretty sure of yourself there. Lot of good it's going to do when all the rifles have similar DPS values.
I will definitely enjoy speaking with you again when 1.7 arrives. |
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