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DJINNDicknoseturdwaffle
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.10.12 00:23:00 -
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So I'm sleeping with this girl then she gets up and starts putting her clothes on so I ask what's wrong and she replies you have a small ****...not my fault she's loose  |
DJINN Marauder
Ancient Exiles
1720
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Posted - 2013.10.12 00:28:00 -
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lol...wait...? |
DJINNDicknoseturdwaffle
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
39
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Posted - 2013.10.12 00:30:00 -
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DJINN Marauder wrote:lol...wait...?
Your welcome, I know it made you smile |
The legend345
TeamPlayers
EoN.
1190
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Posted - 2013.10.12 03:27:00 -
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Smells like zbroadway in here |
General John Ripper
TeamPlayers
EoN.
3265
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Posted - 2013.10.12 07:43:00 -
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hm or both could be right.  |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
1394
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Posted - 2013.10.12 07:48:00 -
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Heimdall, I'd like to have you for two last matches of PC in DUST, or just for some ISK... |
General John Ripper
TeamPlayers
EoN.
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Posted - 2013.10.12 08:33:00 -
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Killar-12 wrote:Heimdall, I'd like to have you for two last matches of PC in DUST, or just for some ISK...
you ask him but not me :( |
Gods Architect
Pradox One
711
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Posted - 2013.10.12 10:40:00 -
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A lil humor to lighten the mood. This war is tiring when it's 3:40 am. I laughed |
zBroadway
Ancient Exiles
113
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Posted - 2013.10.12 14:17:00 -
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The legend345 wrote:Smells like zbroadway in here
Not surprised your posting on the forums at 3:00am on a Friday night/Saturday morning..
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Zatara Rought
TeamPlayers
EoN.
1296
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Posted - 2013.10.12 14:24:00 -
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The legend345 wrote:Smells like zbroadway in here
Told you!! BANG BANG! |
CHICAGOCUBS4EVER
TeamPlayers
EoN.
1979
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Posted - 2013.10.12 14:31:00 -
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DJINNDicknoseturdwaffle wrote:So I'm sleeping with this girl then she gets up and starts putting her clothes on so I ask what's wrong and she replies you have a small ****...not my fault she's loose
Not her fault when you were done with her she couldnt clinically claim penetration cause even with today's advanced technology no proof of said event can be acquired.
gotta suck to be hung like an infant |
DJINNDicknoseturdwaffle
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
45
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Posted - 2013.10.12 15:00:00 -
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CHICAGOCUBS4EVER wrote:DJINNDicknoseturdwaffle wrote:So I'm sleeping with this girl then she gets up and starts putting her clothes on so I ask what's wrong and she replies you have a small ****...not my fault she's loose Not her fault when you were done with her she couldnt clinically claim penetration cause even with today's advanced technology no proof of said event can be acquired. gotta suck to be hung like an infant
Lmao come on cubs  that one hurt |
Medic 1879
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
1089
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Posted - 2013.10.12 18:43:00 -
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DJINNDicknoseturdwaffle wrote:DJINN Marauder wrote:lol...wait...? Your welcome, I know it made you smile
Didn't make me smile.
Nearly choked to death because I was having a drink when I read it however.... |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
Top Men.
1395
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Posted - 2013.10.12 19:11:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Killar-12 wrote:Heimdall, I'd like to have you for two last matches of PC in DUST, or just for some ISK... you ask him but not me :(
Let's say the PC is a PC I'm not really wanting people with good reputations to be in, Heimdall is like Dengru nobody notices him but then he kicks ass... |
Skipper Jones
KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
865
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Posted - 2013.10.13 23:06:00 -
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DJINNDicknoseturdwaffle wrote:So I'm sleeping with this girl then she gets up and starts putting her clothes on so I ask what's wrong and she replies you have a small ****...not my fault she's loose
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DJINNDicknoseturdwaffle
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
177
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Posted - 2013.10.13 23:15:00 -
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Skipper Jones wrote:DJINNDicknoseturdwaffle wrote:So I'm sleeping with this girl then she gets up and starts putting her clothes on so I ask what's wrong and she replies you have a small ****...not my fault she's loose
Yeahh it was a joke unlike you scrubs I'm still a virgin but since I'm in college and not doing sports temptation will probably get me....wish me luck |
Skipper Jones
KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
866
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Posted - 2013.10.13 23:57:00 -
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DJINNDicknoseturdwaffle wrote:Skipper Jones wrote:DJINNDicknoseturdwaffle wrote:So I'm sleeping with this girl then she gets up and starts putting her clothes on so I ask what's wrong and she replies you have a small ****...not my fault she's loose Yeahh it was a joke unlike you scrubs I'm still a virgin but since I'm in college and not doing sports temptation will probably get me....wish me luck
Dude it's all good if you are a little short. Less energy to push it
Less Energy = last longer 
jk I would have no clue |
MICKY KNOCKS
The dyst0pian Corporation
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Posted - 2013.10.14 00:12:00 -
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Well I guess if you can make fun of yourself your not doing so bad, works for that asian dude on the hang over, and his is rediculous. I bet inch for inch thats the most money anyone has made off of his junk, watch out tommy lee! |
DJINNDicknoseturdwaffle
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
177
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Posted - 2013.10.14 00:16:00 -
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Life is to "short" to be down with yourself your stuck with what you got be happy with it and you will live a healthy happy life...though I'm always down but that's because I look up to the austrian oak and I'm no where near his level of awesomeness |
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