The turd of my turd is my... turd?

Turdception.

You have no idea about the meaning of inception do you...

It's the concept of planting an idea in someone's head, while they think it's their own, not something within itself xD

Dear CCP,

First of all, I would like to go on record saying thank you for creating Dust 514 as a console first person shooter game that ties into the EVE online universe. [There's hardly any connection so no] Secondly, I would like to say thank you for providing this highly entertaining game to the masses [Your opinion, many already left to play something else] totally free.

I realize you could have been like nearly every other developer and charged $59.99 and tax for this game and put out physical copies at Wal-Mart and Best Buy. You didn't though...and that's awesome. [What we have is an unfinished product, Planetside 2 is by far better]

I sincerely apologize for the people on your forums who cry and whine and complain about every little thing you do. They're stupid and ungrateful and they just don't know any better.

Also CCP, thank you very much for continuing to make upgrades and listen to the reasonable requests from all of us [Why are vehicles not fun? Why are Logistics still treated as Assault suits? Why are the Commando and Plasma Cannon so bad? Where's the player trading? Too many more to list]. That's a class move and this guy right here appreciates it.

Thank you also for thinking outside the box on weapons like remote explosives [actually, this is common], mass drivers, forge guns and things like that. Thank you for not copying Battlefield and Call of Duty because those games are ****** shooters for men with small penile imprints in their jeans.

I just wanted to create this thread to say THANK YOU to all of you CCP'ers out there who bust your ass, pool your creativity and use your collective talents you all ATTENDED COLLEGE to learn to create this game for us. [I'm still curious to know why is proper balancing the one big thing they have difficulties on handling]

All of those exams you took...late nights you stayed up studying and potential hang out times with buddies you missed because you had to study. Thank you.

That's all....just the words of a player who plays your game and loves it. Sure..it could use some improvement, but you already know that. Thank you for continually upgrading and improving the Dust 514 experience.

-Michael Epic
Level 3 Logistics Player