DUST Search - How DUST 514 Taught Me to Trust NO ONE

Funkmaster Whare are some notes on what I see as the average behavior of "blueberries":
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They will ALWAYS steal your vehicle if given the chance. No exceptions.

They will happily spawn on your uplink without ever dropping their own. Same with nanohives.

If they see a forge gunner on a rooftop, instead of dropping a Nanohive to help them out they will throw grenades/shoot until his nanohives are destroyed. They will also try and stand in front of him to block shots.

They will never cover you if hacking an objective, nor will they jump out of your vehicle to hack an objective.

They will always give your position away if you're trying to sneak up on someone by preemptively shooting their Militia AR.

They will stay in the redline with a Militia Sniper and spend 15 minutes trying to get that one kill.

They never form squads or try and coordinate their efforts.

They find it more amusing to screw with teammates than to try and win the game.

If clone count is low, they make it an effort to die as much and as quickly as possible.

They find nonsensical things like shooting a CRU with a Militia Swarm more pertinent than taking the objective.

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There are many more but I feel like this game has taught me to by no means ever let a blueberry anywhere near you or he will just do everything in his power to screw up your day.

Feel free to add your own.

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Funkmaster Whale 0uter.Heaven 777	Posted - 2013.10.10 12:23:00 - [1] - Quote Here are some notes on what I see as the average behavior of "blueberries": They will ALWAYS steal your vehicle if given the chance. No exceptions. They will happily spawn on your uplink although they never actually drop their own. If they see a forge gunner on a rooftop, instead of dropping a Nanohive to help them out they will throw grenades/shoot until his nanohives are destroyed. They will also try and stand in front of him to block shots. They will never cover you if hacking an objective, nor will they jump out of your vehicle to hack an objective. They will always give your position away if you're trying to sneak up on someone by preemptively shooting their Militia AR. They will stay in the redline with a Militia Sniper and spend 15 minutes trying to get that one kill. They never form squads or try and coordinate their efforts. They find it more amusing to screw with teammates than to try and win the game. If clone count is low, they make it an effort to die as much and as quickly as possible. They find nonsensical things like shooting a CRU with a Militia Swarm more pertinent than taking the objective. There are many more but I feel like this game has taught me to by no means ever let a blueberry anywhere near you or he will just do everything in his power to screw up your day. Feel free to add your own.
Robert JD Niewiadomski NULLIMPEX INC 599	Posted - 2013.10.10 12:33:00 - [2] - Quote Are you sure you are not guilty yourself of any accusation you'v just listed? Cos, you know, the old saying goes: Quote: You reap what you sow
Funkmaster Whale 0uter.Heaven 782	Posted - 2013.10.10 12:39:00 - [3] - Quote Robert JD Niewiadomski wrote: Are you sure you are not guilty yourself of any accusation you'v just listed? Cos, you know, the old saying goes: Quote: You reap what you sow Possibly when I first started the game and didn't know any better. So no, none of the things listed am I guilty of as of the past few months. The worst thing I'll usually do is steal other people's kills. I've never found it necessary to steal vehicles and what not.
Delta 749 Kestrel Reconnaissance 2078	Posted - 2013.10.10 12:45:00 - [4] - Quote You forgot if they are in a tank they will also spend half the match away from anything semi important and never help push an objective and if they are in a drop ship getting inside with one is just asking to get killed when they slam it into an installation
TuFar Gon Sebiestor Field Sappers Minmatar Republic 28	Posted - 2013.10.10 12:54:00 - [5] - Quote W'sup Funk,,glad 2 see some familiar names still around, kinda thought the player base turned over with a bunch new folk,,havent seen too many vets around past few times I logged in,,,could explain the knuckle-headness ya know,,,,,keep killin bro
Sir Petersen Valhalla Nord 372	Posted - 2013.10.10 12:57:00 - [6] - Quote Funkmaster Whale wrote: Here are some notes on what I see as the average behavior of "blueberries": [list] They will ALWAYS steal your vehicle if given the chance. No exceptions. I´ve been doing this since early beta. I guess some of us never grow up..
Operative 1171 Aajli Bragian Order Amarr Empire 537	Posted - 2013.10.10 13:02:00 - [7] - Quote Funkmaster Whale wrote: Here are some notes on what I see as the average behavior of "blueberries": They will ALWAYS steal your vehicle if given the chance. No exceptions. They will happily spawn on your uplink although they never actually drop their own. If they see a forge gunner on a rooftop, instead of dropping a Nanohive to help them out they will throw grenades/shoot until his nanohives are destroyed. They will also try and stand in front of him to block shots. They will never cover you if hacking an objective, nor will they jump out of your vehicle to hack an objective. They will always give your position away if you're trying to sneak up on someone by preemptively shooting their Militia AR. They will stay in the redline with a Militia Sniper and spend 15 minutes trying to get that one kill. They never form squads or try and coordinate their efforts. They find it more amusing to screw with teammates than to try and win the game. If clone count is low, they make it an effort to die as much and as quickly as possible. They find nonsensical things like shooting a CRU with a Militia Swarm more pertinent than taking the objective. There are many more but I feel like this game has taught me to by no means ever let a blueberry anywhere near you or he will just do everything in his power to screw up your day. Feel free to add your own. This as with other combat video games are just lolmechanics. I can't take them seriously with all the stupid crap ppl do just to f*ck around. That's what you get when the game is just one big joke and most of the ppl playing it have no interest in military tactics or strategy games. Being a free game makes it even worse.
Rorek IronBlood ZionTCD 760	Posted - 2013.10.10 13:03:00 - [8] - Quote Funkmaster Whale wrote: Here are some notes on what I see as the average behavior of "blueberries": They will ALWAYS steal your vehicle if given the chance. No exceptions. They will happily spawn on your uplink although they never actually drop their own. If they see a forge gunner on a rooftop, instead of dropping a Nanohive to help them out they will throw grenades/shoot until his nanohives are destroyed. They will also try and stand in front of him to block shots. They will never cover you if hacking an objective, nor will they jump out of your vehicle to hack an objective. They will always give your position away if you're trying to sneak up on someone by preemptively shooting their Militia AR. They will stay in the redline with a Militia Sniper and spend 15 minutes trying to get that one kill. They never form squads or try and coordinate their efforts. They find it more amusing to screw with teammates than to try and win the game. If clone count is low, they make it an effort to die as much and as quickly as possible. They find nonsensical things like shooting a CRU with a Militia Swarm more pertinent than taking the objective. There are many more but I feel like this game has taught me to by no means ever let a blueberry anywhere near you or he will just do everything in his power to screw up your day. Feel free to add your own. Oh my... Just how young are you? "Welcome to the WORLD." - Ovan No, seriously this is nothing new, and Fail514 is not the first game to have these problems. This has been a problem since the introduction of team oriented gameplay such as "Capture The Flag", or even "Team Deathmatch." Let me use games from this generation as an example. Ever play Warhawk? What about MAG? Great games with horrible teamates. Steal that weapon pack you were about to nab? Check. Take off with that vehicle? Check, check. Get infront of you, and cockblock you from a kill? Should have seen coming. Check. I have been putting up with douchebaggery since the first days of games like Quake, and Unreal Tournament on the PC. It only gets worse with each passing generation. - Has a flashback of Warhawk zones?!?! - "NOOOOOOOOOOOooooo! Go away! Get out of my game, MarkjayW!" - MAG Domination flashback... - ".... Why my team no act like team, and help take/keep objective? WHY?!"
Cpl Foster USMC The Phoenix Federation Ascension Alliance 282	Posted - 2013.10.10 13:28:00 - [9] - Quote hows about when somebody on your side shoots your dropship with a tank or turret, spinning you around until you crash....what the hell is that about...? and some d/ck on my side ran me over in a LAV the other day while I was Sniping....and 1 sec later I was shot...I still think it was a team effort....somehow, someway, they did that sh/t....
itsmellslikefish DIOS EX. Top Men. 307	Posted - 2013.10.10 13:37:00 - [10] - Quote I wish ccp include this in their "new player experience" so nooberries know what not to do.

CHICAGOCUBS4EVER TeamPlayers EoN. 1933	Posted - 2013.10.10 13:37:00 - [11] - Quote Funkmaster Whale wrote: Robert JD Niewiadomski wrote: Are you sure you are not guilty yourself of any accusation you'v just listed? Cos, you know, the old saying goes: Quote: You reap what you sow Possibly when I first started the game and didn't know any better. So no, none of the things listed am I guilty of as of the past few months. The worst thing I'll usually do is steal other people's kills. I've never found it necessary to steal vehicles and what not. the single biggest reason i havent leveled up my LAV. i call in 4 to 5 per match because i hop out and some dip$h!t takes it for a joyride, not even bothering to activate the scanner in it. in random scrubs defense, i have noticed an improvement in their intelligence, and normally most people dont mind you taggin along, but stay outta the damn drivers seat.
Rudy Vandersario Famous Wolf 95	Posted - 2013.10.10 13:43:00 - [12] - Quote I agree with pretty much the whole list apart from the uplinks, maybe this is crazy talk but aren't we supposed to spawn on them? Are you saying we should never spawn on an uplink in case it turns out to be a personal one for one player? I don't agree with you there, if I see an uplink in a good place I will always deploy there and not feel guilty about it, it's a team game and they should be for everyone.
Funkmaster Whale 0uter.Heaven 788	Posted - 2013.10.10 13:50:00 - [13] - Quote Rudy Vandersario wrote: I agree with pretty much the whole list apart from the uplinks, maybe this is crazy talk but aren't we supposed to spawn on them? Are you saying we should never spawn on an uplink in case it turns out to be a personal one for one player? I don't agree with you there, if I see an uplink in a good place I will always deploy there and not feel guilty about it, it's a team game and they should be for everyone. No. I'm fine with people spawning on my uplinks. My point was about people spawning on them but never actually taking the time to drop their own. The same concept applies to nanohives.
Doc Noah Algintal Core Gallente Federation 625	Posted - 2013.10.10 13:54:00 - [14] - Quote None of the things you listed have anything to do with the "Trust no one" mentality of New Eden other than your first point which is to not let anyone you dont know, in your vehicle.
iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 1062	Posted - 2013.10.10 13:56:00 - [15] - Quote Funkmaster Whale wrote: Here are some notes on what I see as the average behavior of "blueberries": They will ALWAYS steal your vehicle if given the chance. No exceptions. They will happily spawn on your uplink although they never actually drop their own. If they see a forge gunner on a rooftop, instead of dropping a Nanohive to help them out they will throw grenades/shoot until his nanohives are destroyed. They will also try and stand in front of him to block shots. They will never cover you if hacking an objective, nor will they jump out of your vehicle to hack an objective. They will always give your position away if you're trying to sneak up on someone by preemptively shooting their Militia AR. They will stay in the redline with a Militia Sniper and spend 15 minutes trying to get that one kill. They never form squads or try and coordinate their efforts. They find it more amusing to screw with teammates than to try and win the game. If clone count is low, they make it an effort to die as much and as quickly as possible. They find nonsensical things like shooting a CRU with a Militia Swarm more pertinent than taking the objective. There are many more but I feel like this game has taught me to by no means ever let a blueberry anywhere near you or he will just do everything in his power to screw up your day. Feel free to add your own. Dust 514 is like playing a sedate game of cards with the womens auxilary group at the local penticostal church, complete with tea and cucumber sandwiches, compared to Eve Online.
Blaze Ashra Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 10	Posted - 2013.10.10 14:03:00 - [16] - Quote It would be hilarious if CCP made everything on this list a new year event.
hamual jackson OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention 35	Posted - 2013.10.10 14:13:00 - [17] - Quote Funkmaster Whale wrote: Here are some notes on what I see as the average behavior of "blueberries": They will ALWAYS steal your vehicle if given the chance. No exceptions. They will happily spawn on your uplink without ever dropping their own. Same with nanohives. If they see a forge gunner on a rooftop, instead of dropping a Nanohive to help them out they will throw grenades/shoot until his nanohives are destroyed. They will also try and stand in front of him to block shots. They will never cover you if hacking an objective, nor will they jump out of your vehicle to hack an objective. They will always give your position away if you're trying to sneak up on someone by preemptively shooting their Militia AR. They will stay in the redline with a Militia Sniper and spend 15 minutes trying to get that one kill. They never form squads or try and coordinate their efforts. They find it more amusing to screw with teammates than to try and win the game. If clone count is low, they make it an effort to die as much and as quickly as possible. They find nonsensical things like shooting a CRU with a Militia Swarm more pertinent than taking the objective. There are many more but I feel like this game has taught me to by no means ever let a blueberry anywhere near you or he will just do everything in his power to screw up your day. Feel free to add your own. There must be a Blueberry handbook floating around.
iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 1064	Posted - 2013.10.10 14:41:00 - [18] - Quote I like playing spot the nub. They usally get an LAV and try to shoot the enemy MCC from the blue redline. Thats awesome.
Michael Arck Anubis Prime Syndicate 1438	Posted - 2013.10.10 15:03:00 - [19] - Quote If you run solo, you must understand this is what you're going to be facing. I run solo sometimes and much as I fuss about these things happening, truthfully it boils down to myself for not joining up with a squad. Really there's no excuse now, we have a squad finder for those lone wolves out there. I know some might like to run alone. But really, what Dust has taught me is that teamwork, coordination and synchronization conquers all.
Jack Kittinger DUST University Ivy League 53	Posted - 2013.10.10 15:37:00 - [20] - Quote Sir Petersen wrote: Funkmaster Whale wrote: They will ALWAYS steal your vehicle... I´ve been doing this since early beta. I guess some of us never grow up.. I still feel a lil bit guilty when, 2 times outa 50, I need to steal that LAV

Meeko Fent DUST University Ivy League 1108	Posted - 2013.10.10 15:50:00 - [21] - Quote If that is a blueberry, what does that make me? I never squad, but I am smart about what I do.
Sarcastic Dreamkiller I Play Solo 33	Posted - 2013.10.10 16:05:00 - [22] - Quote All good reasons to play solo.
Dust Junky 4Life Intara Direct Action Caldari State 29	Posted - 2013.10.10 17:10:00 - [23] - Quote LMAO....... -1 I blow up CRU's. I willl ttake any abandoned vehicles.
Rynoceros Rise Of Old Dudes 884	Posted - 2013.10.10 17:12:00 - [24] - Quote Former One-Armed Bandit. Solo corp ever since. ^Says it all.
Anarchide Greedy Bastards 822	Posted - 2013.10.10 17:24:00 - [25] - Quote Stick with me in match OP, and you'll have all the Hives you've ever dreamed of.
Justice Prevails Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic 25	Posted - 2013.10.10 19:04:00 - [26] - Quote I had a guy shoot me in the back right before I was about to hack a CRU. Stopped me long enough so he could get in there first. When I was in a corp, one of my corpmates did that to me as a joke. That was funny. This time it wasn't.
General John Ripper TeamPlayers EoN. 3133	Posted - 2013.10.10 19:08:00 - [27] - Quote One time in Amarr fw.... I called in a lav and blueberries got in it. I drove to B. Killed a few guys and took it. I ran back to my lav and the blue berries were saving my lav and gave me the driver seat. We drove around all game taking letters and never once did they steal my vehicle. They always patiently waited for me.. Later they msged me "GG" and when I asked why they didnt just steal my car they responded.... "we recognized you and realized that we would be much better off if we helped you than get in your way."
Thor McStrut Reckoners 227	Posted - 2013.10.10 19:19:00 - [28] - Quote Funkmaster Whale wrote: Rudy Vandersario wrote: I agree with pretty much the whole list apart from the uplinks, maybe this is crazy talk but aren't we supposed to spawn on them? Are you saying we should never spawn on an uplink in case it turns out to be a personal one for one player? I don't agree with you there, if I see an uplink in a good place I will always deploy there and not feel guilty about it, it's a team game and they should be for everyone. No. I'm fine with people spawning on my uplinks. My point was about people spawning on them but never actually taking the time to drop their own. The same concept applies to nanohives. I never drop uplinks. I always "auto deploy" and lately, it always spawns me on someones uplinks. **** mechanic actually.
Xender17 Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 739	Posted - 2013.10.10 19:20:00 - [29] - Quote 5: Theres no way we are going to leave our vehicles. For the same reason you stated in 1
GHOSTLY ANNIHILATOR The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 603	Posted - 2013.10.10 19:59:00 - [30] - Quote Funkmaster Whare are some notes on what I see as the average behavior of "blueberries": [list wrote: They will ALWAYS steal your vehicle if given the chance. No exceptions. They will happily spawn on your uplink without ever dropping their own. Same with nanohives. If they see a forge gunner on a rooftop, instead of dropping a Nanohive to help them out they will throw grenades/shoot until his nanohives are destroyed. They will also try and stand in front of him to block shots. They will never cover you if hacking an objective, nor will they jump out of your vehicle to hack an objective. They will always give your position away if you're trying to sneak up on someone by preemptively shooting their Militia AR. They will stay in the redline with a Militia Sniper and spend 15 minutes trying to get that one kill. They never form squads or try and coordinate their efforts. They find it more amusing to screw with teammates than to try and win the game. If clone count is low, they make it an effort to die as much and as quickly as possible. They find nonsensical things like shooting a CRU with a Militia Swarm more pertinent than taking the objective. [/list] There are many more but I feel like this game has taught me to by no means ever let a blueberry anywhere near you or he will just do everything in his power to screw up your day. Feel free to add your own. Now u know why i hate play with random...

TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR The Kaos Legion 136	Posted - 2013.10.10 20:08:00 - [31] - Quote i got taught to trust no one when a corpmate asked to become director who had een in for months, then proceeded to steal 75 mill isk. when my best director left me for some random corp then asked to come back when he didn't like it. when a corpmate of mine who was in for months left because, "i didn't tell him why i was off for so long" seemingly forgetting that people do IN FACT have lives outside of DUST, and i was up to my neck in projects due that i had already procrastinated on. he was kid though, so that's reasonable argument for a 9th grader. so now basically my corp broke apart after all this and now i'm pretty much the only active member.


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