I start running militia minmatar scout exile ar with uplinks and hacking but theres always a bunch of redberries that insist on spamming grenades.

Get killed once by grenades? ehh it costs me 2k per militia scout death.
Get killed the second time by grenades? ehh lets try another area.

Get killed a third time by grenades? KITTEN YOU!!

Enter battle with proto minmatar MK-0 with proto boundless assault.

Hi grenade kitten!! remember me?? boom!! +50!

Then chase those two or three redberries the entire match killing them over and over.

GET SOME!! +50, +50, +50...LOL! GET SOME!!!

Then send some mail asking them how it feels to be on the receiving end of grenade spam.

I like to squash them with a militia dropship.

Rush at MD users with SMG, if they are not killed they are definitely coming with you.

No.

I just find it amusing at how many people do the following.

A) Throw a grenade when two feet in front of them because apparently they don't know how to operate their weapon

B) Panic grenade when you begin shooting them and they simply empty their grenade cache

This is about the most pathetic thread I've ever seen. I recommend seeking help for your anger issues.

I'm glad that I have been able to amuse you. Its actually lag that causes that, yes, that is it.
My kids find my spasms amusing as well.

I know the difference between a lag grenade toss and a panic toss.

AGREED.

Amarr in FW??
Is the laser disco rave party set for Today or Tomorrow??

I am using basic laser but its cheap in isk cost and it does get a few kills.

No.

I just find it amusing at how many people do the following.

A) Throw a grenade when two feet in front of them because apparently they don't know how to operate their weapon

B) Panic grenade when you begin shooting them and they simply empty their grenade cache

I'm in Amarr FW daily. If you'd like to squad up sometime and fight for the Amarr, I recommend you join the "PIE Ground Deployment" channel.

Its not anger you poor fool.

Hmmm I guess you must be really good at Dust 514??

Searches for your name in top ten leaderboards?? nope!!

Searches for your name in top 50 leaderboards? nope!!

Searches for your name in top 100 leaderboards?? nope!!

Searches for your name in top 200 leaderboards?? nope!!

Dude! do you even Dust?

Yeah, I love it when enemies throw all three grenades at me then run away like they don't have a perfectly good main weapon.

#Explosive Spam 514

Nothing says fuckyour grenade spam better than an exo.

I know the difference between a lag grenade toss and a panic toss.

Lol MD users expect you to run for your clone. Instead, I rush them, with the spirit of Barry Sanders. You can almost hear their thoughts. "OMG, he's rushing me??!". If you remain calm while dealing with a Masshole, they will fall.

not lag at all
as a scout this happens on a daily basis
I get the drop on someone and fire on him
he panics and throws grenades or fires his weapon recklessly
one of my favorites is when they throw AV grenades

I know the difference between a lag grenade toss and a panic toss.

then you get 2 in the face and you die... sounds like a good idea

Umm no I just think heres another +50 as I prefer landing direct hits so its great when folks rush me.

In your perfect world yes but in 1044+ HP reality no.

Umm no I just think heres another +50 as I prefer landing direct hits so its great when folks rush me.

Umm yes. I know I'm not the greatest player but I do have a brain. A Masshole is either looking to kill you by landing hits next to you or score a direct hit. The latter is quite difficult when movents are erratic and unpredictable. Thats why i said Barry Sanders. why run at you in a straight line? i want to be hard to kill, no Steven Seagal. I won't go into details about my strategy but it involves working to out master the Mercernary who is trying to think about how I will react. Especially when I roll with my squad, you Massholes don't make it far.

Yeah but its a real lol when its me since those grenade spammers seem to have perfect aim??
A few days ago I got killed by a core locus at 65m that had me doing a WTF? and a LOL!

I can gernade a massdriver before he even kills me with one. That's how funny this is.

and if I pull my massriver there in trouble

I'm not going to name names, but this one guy....
Who was "named" Ttef Abbob was spamming Core Locus grenades against me, a scout.

I brought the remote explosives out and had it out with him. The first time he started to foolishly follow me around a blind bend. Watched my minimap and boom that sucker was gone. But then the second time he had some friends. I removed them all but then here come Ttef Abbob who had gotten a little wiser. I was around a blind corner relying on my minimap. I blew him up and in the next instant his Core nade came like a boomerang and got me good.

Luckily I made a profit off that game. I doubt his two proto suits did.

So no, I do not spam MD in retaliation to nade spam, I spam remote explosives.

Hmm that sounds good.
Logi suit with basic remotes, advanced remotes and proto remotes.

Mine three hallways and wait.

my cores & freedom with 5dmg mods and proficiency 5 say hi.

People rarely check halls and whatnots for explosives, only objectives.

I have seen people successfully mine the streets, CRUs, and even as dastardly as an abandoned vehicle.

I'm a scrub because I die more often to the explosions of my EC-3 and Boundless MDs as opposed to actual enemy fire.

Have any of you unintentionally committed suicide 10+ times in a single match?

... I have.

I have my MD at pfof 3 so is it worth it going to prof 5??

I run exile or laser most of the time since uplinks/hacking is more my thing than trying to get a lot of kills with nobody hacking.