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True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2648
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:32:00 -
[31] - Quote
THEAMAZING POTHEAD wrote:Bored as f*** of this game and im busy playing real games, so i've decided to give 40,000,000 isk away cus its no sweat off my back at all.
Entry requirements are this-
post something funny, or real talk, or whatever- just basically make a comment that influences me to want to give you isk.
Also, wont be giving it people i consider douches, or from corps i dnt like(*cough* AE glitching scrubs*cough*)
Ya, ill post the winner tomorrow night then log on and send teh isk.
EDIT* giveing isk away in 1 hour cus boredom sucks
Would be using this isk to bribe Saint Wolfman with many honeyed, and various other iterations of lamb so that he might be convinced to deliver on the shinies.
I'm not a funny person, just kind of incredibly awkward..... |
True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2648
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:34:00 -
[32] - Quote
Kaminoikari wrote:True Adamance wrote:Kaminoikari wrote:>People trying to win 40m ISK instead of making it themselves
>OP probably won't follow through anyways
I shiggy diggy. You joined Pradox One Kaminoikari? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I've been in Pradox One for a while! Where have you been at, freund?
Really? I didnt notice over the sound of that epic dropshipping. |
Kaminoikari
Pradox One
46
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:37:00 -
[33] - Quote
True Adamance wrote:Kaminoikari wrote:True Adamance wrote:Kaminoikari wrote:>People trying to win 40m ISK instead of making it themselves
>OP probably won't follow through anyways
I shiggy diggy. You joined Pradox One Kaminoikari? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I've been in Pradox One for a while! Where have you been at, freund? Really? I didnt notice over the sound of that epic dropshipping.
I can tell. It does not mean that I don't support the Amarr, as I only play FW for their side, despite the overwhelming retardation of blueberries. We should probably squad up again sometime. |
IMMORTAL WAR HERO
BAD SANTA'S SCHOOL 4 SCOUNDRELS
17
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:37:00 -
[34] - Quote
the newfoundlander buids the boat...... he fuking sails it ...... what else u need to hear????? |
Phazoid
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
50
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:38:00 -
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you know i want the LAV to have an air horn so i can use it continously all the time im driving and then crash into a tank, so far i have destroyed 2 tanks by crashing into them, so you see i need the isk to keep funding my crashing, next i will aim high!, i will take down a dropship by crashing into it mid air! |
IMMORTAL WAR HERO
BAD SANTA'S SCHOOL 4 SCOUNDRELS
17
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:38:00 -
[36] - Quote
cover toilet with plastic wrap |
Sarcastic Dreamkiller
Isuuaya Tactical
Caldari State
23
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:39:00 -
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Give me your isk and I promise that I will use it to build an endless hooker factory, and a liquor volcano. |
True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2648
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:40:00 -
[38] - Quote
Kaminoikari wrote:True Adamance wrote:Kaminoikari wrote:True Adamance wrote:Kaminoikari wrote:>People trying to win 40m ISK instead of making it themselves
>OP probably won't follow through anyways
I shiggy diggy. You joined Pradox One Kaminoikari? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I've been in Pradox One for a while! Where have you been at, freund? Really? I didnt notice over the sound of that epic dropshipping. I can tell. It does not mean that I don't support the Amarr, as I only play FW for their side, despite the overwhelming retardation of blueberries. We should probably squad up again sometime.
I can tell you suffer like the rest of us.
Yeah mate I would like that. Im on a bit of a break from Dust right now due to RL stuff, but I'll be back soon. I mean I dont even play dust for the gameplay, I play it for the people I met. |
Borne Velvalor
BLACK-DRAGON-SOCIETY
16
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:42:00 -
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Critique and counter comedy, incoming!
NOAMIzzzzz: "ice lance nipples!"
Hey, if that's what you like...
Christiphoros von Poe: Sometimes, when no one else is home, I like to cover myself with petroleum jelly and pretend I am an earthworm...
I don't think you'll catch any fish like that.
The petroleum will kill them off.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXO: I like playing PvE or computer AI because robots dont lag
Your name is funnier.
Sarcastic Dreamkiller: the opposite of "Con" is "Pro", so the opposite of "Congress" is.....
(great character name by the way)
Older than your grandma.
Aisha Ctarl:The Sun always gives you the D whether you want it or not
That's called *ape. Finding this funny is offensive. 
Kira Lannister: Sprint-melee-sprint-melee-sprint melee
I'm not very good at these contest....
It's OKAY. No one else seems to be, either.
Kaminoikari:
>People trying to win 40m ISK instead of making it themselves
>OP probably won't follow through anyways
I shiggy diggy.
You should've read the fine print; entries must be written in English.
Nocturnal Soul: Yesterday I went into the bathroom with a ruler and my dad saw me. We shared a look and then went back to are daily activities.
You mean that wasn't one of your daily activities? I thought you were tracking your progress... 
IMMORTAL WAR HERO: i once dated a chick who looked like a squirrel....... u may think thats fuking disgusting...... but she [censored for the well being of children everywhere][/quote]
So, that's what they meant when they said tree squirrels kept each other warm during the winter.
IMMORTAL WAR HERO: i have a cold i woke at 5 am going dgeydgeh)%%%# ugggggh and sloppered up a big ball of slime thru my nose and mouth....... afterwords i smoked a cigarette rinse repeat
You "dgeydgeh)%%%# egggggh"? Also, rinsing and repeating implies you woke up every cycle. Recursive dreamer?
Elitist Ultima: Funny and short joke: My girlfriend came out of the shower and said, "I shaved my ***** you know what that means?"
I said, "Yeah the ******* drain is clogged again."
I applaud the self-censorship. I was not aware that females had *****es. I thought only males had them. The more you know...
Borne Velvalor wrote:Yo mamma SO fat, she could walk onto the battlefield naked and still have 10,000 armor.
Now, this one is by far the worst. I mean, this guy isn't even trying. Seriously. Yo mamma jokes?
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Kaminoikari
Pradox One
46
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:43:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:
Yeah mate I would like that. Im on a bit of a break from Dust right now due to RL stuff, but I'll be back soon. I mean I dont even play dust for the gameplay, I play it for the people I met.
I've hardly been playing much myself. A few games here and there. I'm just waiting for the time they release the invincible Amarr DS and Tanks. |
DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
6800
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:44:00 -
[41] - Quote
If you give me 40,000,000 ISK, I will make a montage of me suiciding dropships into every manner of vehicle imaginable, to the soundtrack of your choice. |
Borne Velvalor
BLACK-DRAGON-SOCIETY
16
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:46:00 -
[42] - Quote
DUST Fiend wrote:If you give me 40,000,000 ISK, I will make a montage of me suiciding dropships into every manner of vehicle imaginable, to the soundtrack of your choice.
Give it to this guy. I want to see this.  |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX.
Top Men.
278
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:46:00 -
[43] - Quote
Plz can I haz? Merc game dosn't pay like it used to, I gotta provide for my wife and kids. We had to eat the dog, not out of hunger, we still have a few canned goods, we just wanted to see what dog tasted like (that and the fact that you can only say bad dog stop pooping on the carpet so many times). |
Nguruthos IX
PEN 15 CLUB
2025
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:49:00 -
[44] - Quote
if you give me 40 million ISK, I can guarantee that of that, 30 million will be lost to RDV's smashing into me out of the void.
The remaining 10 will probably be divided between forge guns, rail tanks, and drunk flying. |
True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2648
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:50:00 -
[45] - Quote
Kaminoikari wrote:True Adamance wrote:
Yeah mate I would like that. Im on a bit of a break from Dust right now due to RL stuff, but I'll be back soon. I mean I dont even play dust for the gameplay, I play it for the people I met.
I've hardly been playing much myself. A few games here and there. I'm just waiting for the time they release the invincible Amarr DS and Tanks.
Dont I know it.
Amarr Victor. Fly safe. |
CharCharOdell
Shining Flame
Amarr Empire
1078
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:52:00 -
[46] - Quote
I don't need your isk, but I'll take it if nobody comes up with anything better than this. |
Aaroniero d'Lioncourt
The Southern Legion
The Umbra Combine
173
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:56:00 -
[47] - Quote
Sarcastic Dreamkiller wrote:When you wish upon a star
It does not matter who you are
that stars been dead a million years
your dreams will only lead to tears
^ It looks like sh!t you find in google search! now that's hilarious |
Sarcastic Dreamkiller
Isuuaya Tactical
Caldari State
23
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Posted - 2013.10.07 03:57:00 -
[48] - Quote
Aaroniero d'Lioncourt wrote:Sarcastic Dreamkiller wrote:When you wish upon a star
It does not matter who you are
that stars been dead a million years
your dreams will only lead to tears ^ It looks like sh!t you find in google search! now that's hilarious
Nah, it was taken from a "Grumpy Cat" meme that a friend showed me. |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX.
Top Men.
280
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Posted - 2013.10.07 04:00:00 -
[49] - Quote
True Adamance wrote:Kaminoikari wrote:True Adamance wrote:
Yeah mate I would like that. Im on a bit of a break from Dust right now due to RL stuff, but I'll be back soon. I mean I dont even play dust for the gameplay, I play it for the people I met.
I've hardly been playing much myself. A few games here and there. I'm just waiting for the time they release the invincible Amarr DS and Tanks. Dont I know it. Amarr Victor. Fly safe.
Silly Amarrian, gallente and winmatar shall always prevail. Once our Minnie flying trash cans are released we shall own the sky. I heard they are currently getting repaired, something about too shiny, not enough duct tape. |
Borne Velvalor
BLACK-DRAGON-SOCIETY
17
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Posted - 2013.10.07 04:07:00 -
[50] - Quote
itsmellslikefish wrote:
Silly Amarrian, gallente and winmatar shall always prevail. Once our Minnie flying trash cans are release we shall own the sky. I heard they are currently getting repaired, something about too shiny, not enough duct tape.
I knew I recognized you from somewhere! |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX.
Top Men.
280
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Posted - 2013.10.07 04:09:00 -
[51] - Quote
Borne Velvalor wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:
Silly Amarrian, gallente and winmatar shall always prevail. Once our Minnie flying trash cans are release we shall own the sky. I heard they are currently getting repaired, something about too shiny, not enough duct tape.
I knew I recognized you from somewhere!
Dam dude, seems legit, that kitty is obviously a Minnie. |
Void Echo
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
1643
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Posted - 2013.10.07 04:13:00 -
[52] - Quote
40000000??...........................
   
il let you drive my derpships.... |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
1697
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Posted - 2013.10.07 04:17:00 -
[53] - Quote
THEAMAZING POTHEAD wrote:Bored as f*** of this game and im busy playing real games, so i've decided to give 40,000,000 isk away cus its no sweat off my back at all.
Entry requirements are this-
post something funny, or real talk, or whatever- just basically make a comment that influences me to want to give you isk.
Also, wont be giving it people i consider douches, or from corps i dnt like(*cough* AE glitching scrubs*cough*)
Ya, ill post the winner tomorrow night then log on and send teh isk.
EDIT* giveing isk away in 1 hour cus boredom sucks
Eon locks it's own districts.
*waits for cash* |
Borne Velvalor
BLACK-DRAGON-SOCIETY
18
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Posted - 2013.10.07 04:19:00 -
[54] - Quote
itsmellslikefish wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:
Silly Amarrian, gallente and winmatar shall always prevail. Once our Minnie flying trash cans are release we shall own the sky. I heard they are currently getting repaired, something about too shiny, not enough duct tape.
I knew I recognized you from somewhere! Dam dude, seems legit, that kitty is obviously a Minnie.
Trash can ships have been coming down in price lately. In fact, recently tiers were added to TCSes and buying a Prototype model costs less than repairing an old, basic model. Duct tape is still not included; it's cheap, but you'll need Duct Tape Proficiency V if you want to cover up ALL the shiny bits with one application. |
Athena Sentinel
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
117
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Posted - 2013.10.07 04:20:00 -
[55] - Quote
"EVE and Dust have no end game.. Just a lot of dead ends!  " |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX.
Top Men.
280
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Posted - 2013.10.07 04:20:00 -
[56] - Quote
Borne Velvalor wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:
Silly Amarrian, gallente and winmatar shall always prevail. Once our Minnie flying trash cans are release we shall own the sky. I heard they are currently getting repaired, something about too shiny, not enough duct tape.
I knew I recognized you from somewhere! Dam dude, seems legit, that kitty is obviously a Minnie. Trash can space ships have been coming down in price lately. In fact, recently tiers were added to Trash Can Ships (TCSes) and buying a Prototype model costs less than repairing an old, basic model. Duct tape is still not included; it's cheap, but you'll need Duct Tape Proficiency V if you want to cover up ALL the shiny bits with one application.
Does it come with a built in armor repping cat? |
Borne Velvalor
BLACK-DRAGON-SOCIETY
18
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Posted - 2013.10.07 04:23:00 -
[57] - Quote
itsmellslikefish wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:
Silly Amarrian, gallente and winmatar shall always prevail. Once our Minnie flying trash cans are release we shall own the sky. I heard they are currently getting repaired, something about too shiny, not enough duct tape.
I knew I recognized you from somewhere! Dam dude, seems legit, that kitty is obviously a Minnie. Trash can space ships have been coming down in price lately. In fact, recently tiers were added to Trash Can Ships (TCSes) and buying a Prototype model costs less than repairing an old, basic model. Duct tape is still not included; it's cheap, but you'll need Duct Tape Proficiency V if you want to cover up ALL the shiny bits with one application. Does it come with a built in armor repping cat?
No. However, it comes with one of these. So, while you need to adopt your own repper cat, you save money on ground forces. |
THEAMAZING POTHEAD
Nyain San
EoN.
383
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Posted - 2013.10.07 04:25:00 -
[58] - Quote
Its goes to sarcastic for the star joke, that was good, ngurthuros ur a homie so ill flip u 20mil too. |
RA Drahcir
Psygod9
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
269
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Posted - 2013.10.07 04:26:00 -
[59] - Quote
I would just waste it |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX.
Top Men.
280
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Posted - 2013.10.07 04:27:00 -
[60] - Quote
Borne Velvalor wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:itsmellslikefish wrote:Borne Velvalor wrote:
Silly Amarrian, gallente and winmatar shall always prevail. Once our Minnie flying trash cans are release we shall own the sky. I heard they are currently getting repaired, something about too shiny, not enough duct tape.
I knew I recognized you from somewhere! Dam dude, seems legit, that kitty is obviously a Minnie. Trash can space ships have been coming down in price lately. In fact, recently tiers were added to Trash Can Ships (TCSes) and buying a Prototype model costs less than repairing an old, basic model. Duct tape is still not included; it's cheap, but you'll need Duct Tape Proficiency V if you want to cover up ALL the shiny bits with one application. Does it come with a built in armor repping cat?
No. However, it comes with one of these. So, while you need to adopt your own repper cat, you save money on ground forces.[/quote]
Sweet Jeseus,is that a kitty cat firing a coconut at a digimon? |
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