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Dark Deviser
DUST University Ivy League
16
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Posted - 2013.10.05 03:19:00 -
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hey guys,
I've got kicked out of my merc quaters because I couldn't pay the bills...
once upon a time I use to be a tanker and use to have millions of Isk...
but now I'm just a shadow of a man... all because of CCP...
They screwed me over and now I'm living in a dumpster pod with 0 isk to my name.
I'm on the verge of committing suicide because now I have nothing to live for...
tanking was my life, it was my dream.
but then it got crushed...
and now I have nothing more to live for.
I need isk guys... lots of isk...
I hope you guys can find it in yours hearts to help a homeless man in need.
thank you, sincerely,
to anyone who donates to me the depressed homeless man... |

ThePrinceOfNigeria
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
72
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Posted - 2013.10.05 03:20:00 -
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Totally legit!
****ThePrinceOfNigeria's Personal Seal of Approval**** |

Dark Deviser
DUST University Ivy League
16
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Posted - 2013.10.05 03:26:00 -
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thank you for you're seal of approval Prince.
I really appreciate you're kindness
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Bartimaeus of Achura
Cassardis
46
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Posted - 2013.10.05 04:02:00 -
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messege me over dust 514 I think we can make a deal. lets say 500k\ per recuit you bring into my corporation |

medomai grey
warravens League of Infamy
193
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Posted - 2013.10.05 04:11:00 -
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Dark Deviser wrote:hey guys,
I've got kicked out of my merc quaters because I couldn't pay the bills...
once upon a time I use to be a tanker and use to have millions of Isk...
but now I'm just a shadow of a man... all because of CCP...
They screwed me over and now I'm living in a dumpster pod with 0 isk to my name.
I'm on the verge of committing suicide because now I have nothing to live for...
tanking was my life, it was my dream.
but then it got crushed...
and now I have nothing more to live for.
I need isk guys... lots of isk...
I hope you guys can find it in yours hearts to help a homeless man in need.
thank you, sincerely,
to anyone who donates to me the depressed homeless man...
Awwww. You poor thing. Here, let me check my pockets... I'm sorry. The only thing I have to give you is the bird.
Maybe you should stop throwing away expensive gear in pub matches. Learn a little self control? |

DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
6752
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Posted - 2013.10.05 04:14:00 -
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I'm a stubborn logistics dropship pilot, I'm always homeless
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order Amarr Empire
489
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Posted - 2013.10.05 04:24:00 -
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Man, I've got five clones to feed. |

Bartimaeus of Achura
Cassardis
48
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Posted - 2013.10.05 04:30:00 -
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Bartimaeus of Achura wrote:messege me over dust 514 I think we can make a deal. lets say 500k\ per recuit you bring into my corporation uhh not to advertise but the deal is the same for all people interested... |

Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
756
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Posted - 2013.10.05 04:33:00 -
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Bartimaeus of Achura wrote:messege me over dust 514 I think we can make a deal. lets say 500k\ per recuit you bring into my corporation I like the idea.
Giving 5,000,000 ISK to any of my recruits that gets to 100,000 WP. |

Kira Lannister
Ancient Exiles
1388
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Posted - 2013.10.05 05:28:00 -
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*walks by and pretends to not have any isk on him*
Oh um sorry man, no isk, but I have an enhanced shield extender...you want that? You can shield tank and do really well in battle. That should help him.
*rests militia shield extender down*
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Dark Deviser
DUST University Ivy League
16
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Posted - 2013.10.05 05:30:00 -
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I'm dying guys I need you...
I need your mc loving...
please help me... |

Kira Lannister
Ancient Exiles
1388
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Posted - 2013.10.05 05:33:00 -
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:/
get a job fixing drones or something.... |

Dark Deviser
DUST University Ivy League
16
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Posted - 2013.10.05 05:33:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:*walks by and pretends to not have any isk on him*
Oh um sorry man, no isk, but I have an enhanced shield extender...you want that? You can shield tank and do really well in battle. That should help him.
*rests militia shield extender down*
I have 0 isk to my name...
I need isk...
50m isk please...
I'm begging... please.. I love you...
I need you...
baby... please... |

Dark Deviser
DUST University Ivy League
16
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Posted - 2013.10.05 05:37:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote::/
get a job fixing drones or something....
can you hire me then? |

GHOSTLY ANNIHILATOR
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
533
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Posted - 2013.10.05 05:49:00 -
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Let me check my DUST 514 MUTUAL BANK ACCOUNT TOTAL ISK BALANCE: 200MIL TOTAL ISK TO GIVE TO U: 20 MILL WHOOPS what do we have here , HMMMM IT SEEMS CCP HAS LOCKED MY BANK ACCOUNT O WELL `.`t |

Dark Deviser
DUST University Ivy League
16
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Posted - 2013.10.05 05:57:00 -
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sooooo mean *crys* :( |

Godin Thekiller
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
1071
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Posted - 2013.10.05 05:59:00 -
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medomai grey wrote:Dark Deviser wrote:hey guys,
I've got kicked out of my merc quaters because I couldn't pay the bills...
once upon a time I use to be a tanker and use to have millions of Isk...
but now I'm just a shadow of a man... all because of CCP...
They screwed me over and now I'm living in a dumpster pod with 0 isk to my name.
I'm on the verge of committing suicide because now I have nothing to live for...
tanking was my life, it was my dream.
but then it got crushed...
and now I have nothing more to live for.
I need isk guys... lots of isk...
I hope you guys can find it in yours hearts to help a homeless man in need.
thank you, sincerely,
to anyone who donates to me the depressed homeless man... Awwww. You poor thing. Here, let me check my pockets... I'm sorry. The only thing I have to give you is the bird. Maybe you should stop throwing away expensive gear in pub matches. Learn a little self control?
I'd like CCP to raise the price of infantry suits for the people that say some bullshit like this, and maybe they would understand that unless you have 15-18+ mil SP, you can't actually have anything else. And even then, it'll not be PROTO. |

The Robot Devil
Molon Labe. RISE of LEGION
1018
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Posted - 2013.10.05 06:29:00 -
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Check's in the mail. |

medomai grey
warravens League of Infamy
193
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Posted - 2013.10.05 07:05:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:I'd like CCP to raise the price of infantry suits for the people that say some bullshit like this, and maybe they would understand that unless you have 15-18+ mil SP, you can't actually have anything else. And even then, it'll not be PROTO. First, can you please fix your post so its coherent. Something about increasing price of suits, being unable to run anything but non-proto suits unless we have more than 15-18mil SP? Also you seem to dislike the risk versus reward feature known as isk management. If that is the case, then Dust514 isn't your cup of tea.
Second, 99% of the gear I field is militia and standard tier. I tend to die a lot so running anything above standard frequently is bad for my wallet.
Third, you fell for a troll on a troll thread. Have a nice day. |

Aeon Amadi
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
3265
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Posted - 2013.10.05 07:35:00 -
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medomai grey wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:I'd like CCP to raise the price of infantry suits for the people that say some bullshit like this, and maybe they would understand that unless you have 15-18+ mil SP, you can't actually have anything else. And even then, it'll not be PROTO. First, can you please fix your post so its coherent. Something about increasing price of suits, being unable to run anything but non-proto suits unless we have more than 15-18mil SP? Also you seem to dislike the risk versus reward feature known as isk management. If that is the case, then Dust514 isn't your cup of tea. Second, 99% of the gear I field is militia and standard tier. I tend to die a lot so running anything above standard frequently is bad for my wallet. Third, you fell for a troll on a troll thread.  Have a nice day.
****, if we want ISK management the price of Prototype suits needs to be increased pretty drastically... I've been perma-running Proto suits since May and have yet to dip beneath 45 million... |
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Gods Architect
Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation
651
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Posted - 2013.10.05 07:36:00 -
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Operative 1171 Aajli wrote:Man, I've got five clones to feed. That was funny |

Keri Starlight
Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
631
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Posted - 2013.10.05 07:47:00 -
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If I weren't a tanker I would actually send you some ISK because your thread is funny and it made me smile...
My love for tanks destroyed my wallet... sorry, man. |

jerrmy12 kahoalii
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
57
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Posted - 2013.10.05 09:00:00 -
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Anarchide wrote:Bartimaeus of Achura wrote:messege me over dust 514 I think we can make a deal. lets say 500k\ per recuit you bring into my corporation I like the idea. Giving 5,000,000 ISK to any of my recruits that gets to 100,000 WP. i, want that |

Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
760
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Posted - 2013.10.05 09:11:00 -
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Anarchide's Recruiter Link
When you create a character from that link, you get an assaut rifle and a 7-day Active Booster.
At 25,000 WP, you get an SMG.
At 100,000WP, you get a Dropsuit.
These are BPOs!
Enjoy!  |

General Erick
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
151
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Posted - 2013.10.05 09:19:00 -
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Begging for money = pathetic. Make your own damn money. |

neurol forever
Brutor Vanguard Minmatar Republic
11
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Posted - 2013.10.05 12:25:00 -
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Dark Deviser wrote:hey guys,
I've got kicked out of my merc quaters because I couldn't pay the bills...
once upon a time I use to be a tanker and use to have millions of Isk...
but now I'm just a shadow of a man... all because of CCP...
They screwed me over and now I'm living in a dumpster pod with 0 isk to my name.
I'm on the verge of committing suicide because now I have nothing to live for...
tanking was my life, it was my dream.
but then it got crushed...
and now I have nothing more to live for.
I need isk guys... lots of isk...
I hope you guys can find it in yours hearts to help a homeless man in need.
thank you, sincerely,
to anyone who donates to me the depressed homeless man...
You are a lucky guy. You are free.
Everyone else are closed in their merc quarters without functioning doors. 
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Dust Junky 4Life
Intara Direct Action Caldari State
24
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Posted - 2013.10.05 12:39:00 -
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Did'nt get ur Goverment cheese? |

Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
760
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Posted - 2013.10.05 12:51:00 -
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Dark Deviser wrote:hey guys,
I've got kicked out of my merc quaters because I couldn't pay the bills...
once upon a time I use to be a tanker and use to have millions of Isk...
but now I'm just a shadow of a man... all because of CCP...
They screwed me over and now I'm living in a dumpster pod with 0 isk to my name.
I'm on the verge of committing suicide because now I have nothing to live for...
tanking was my life, it was my dream.
but then it got crushed...
and now I have nothing more to live for.
I need isk guys... lots of isk...
I hope you guys can find it in yours hearts to help a homeless man in need.
thank you, sincerely,
to anyone who donates to me the depressed homeless man...
We'll help you by not giving you ISK. What you need for coming out of the vicious circle of Depression is a sense of purpose; you need to work! Come fight along the Caldari in the upcoming faction wars, you are full of ISK and it pays well. Check your local Neocom for more infos. A couple of fights will fulfill your wallet and put you back in shape in no time! 
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Draxus Prime
BurgezzE.T.F Public Disorder.
1535
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Posted - 2013.10.05 13:10:00 -
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sorry dude only got 470 000 000isk |

Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact Cult of War
394
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Posted - 2013.10.05 13:21:00 -
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I'll send you 5-10mil on Monday when I get back to my PS3 your post made me laugh. |
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