Well I'm up for hire again and since I lost my old thread I think I'll make a new one. Plz do kill me CCP

Anyways here are my stats
2.06 KDR (Not that it matters much)
8.3 Mill SP
About 500K WP (Lost track of it)

Skill Set:
Proto Mimmitar Logistics
Basic Scout

Weapons:
All ARs and MDs, ADV level Shotguns, Swarms, and Laser Rifle
All other light weapons trained to level one or two

Price: 5710 Million ISK (Price is negotiable)

*I also deal with intelligence and have alts ready in case you need spies

*For jobs on a weekly basis I'll request 10 Million ISK /week (Also negotiable)

I thought that I was overcharging. I'm not new to DUST but I am new to the whole "Merc for Hire" stuff. But I know your not (based on the you and the war room)

Tips would be appreciated

I will hire you to stroke my ego and say nice things about me. 50k isk per compliment.

Yeah, General is the best player ever.

Tacos rule all

You can win any 1v1

You can 360 no scope a forge gun.

Guns are balanced in this game, CCP needs to nerf YOU.

John Ripper can Rip and player apart.

3 mill please.

(People are friendlier with randoms when their friends are around).

I've said this many of times on these types of posts. You cannot be bought.

No one will want to buy you (especially for an absurd price like 5.7 billion isk). If they buy you, what says you won't run off a month later to do something like this again? How can they trust you?

And on the other side, I promise you, having a lifetime contract with a corporation will make Dust very boring to you, especially since you're forced to stay with them.

Here's what you do. First, start playing pubs more often and joining squads with all the members being from the same corporation (People are friendlier with randoms when their friends are around). Now comes the hard part. Show them what you're made of. Get top score, or support the team with all you got. The other people will notice this, and that you are in a public corp (hopefully). If they find you interesting or very strong, they will offer you a chance to join their corporation. If that doesn't happen, still try to play with them til they break the squad, then join another and try again.

Slowly, you'll make your way to greater heights. You won't have any true obligation to stay with a corp, and hopefully, if you really ever leave their corp, you will leave with a clean conscious. Keep trying to join a corporation that fits your style and make friends that take care of you (In a gaming sense).

I still keep contact with the very first corporation I joined, and they are doing fine without me. I had been offered more and more promotions til I joined one of the best.

Take my advice. You won't regret it.

Flat out lie. Lol

Depends on who your friends are... I can see in your position, yes. It is a flat out lie to you.

wat? You turn that into an attack on people I know? I was saying that when I join a random squad people usually don't take nicely to it...